The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

[dolf]

Dolf, where's Soulen?

Haven't seen him on here for a while now.

Thinking about the bloke, you know?

no idea. I've not seen him online for months.

 

[girlsmiley]

no idea. I've not seen him online for months.

Ta. I might just flick him a message.

 

[Sean]

There are a lot of nervous looking people in that ESA control room.

 

[Laurel]

Disregard the boner.

Worst. Sex advice. Ever.

 

[dolf]

Worst. Sex advice. Ever.

sex? but i'm all chaste and pure.

 

[trysail]

sex? but i'm all chaste and pure.

Uh huh— and the Pope is Jewish.



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[dolf]

Uh huh— and the Pope is Jewish.
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what are you implying there?

 

[CleverCowardice]

Worst. Sex advice. Ever.

Not everyone is into your twisted handjob/blowjob/penis-in-orifice kinkfest style sex. Some of us are perfectly content with having a car battery strapped to our scrotum and a broom handle rammed up our bum while a midget lesbian sits sidesaddle atop a lily white pony and spits into our mouth, all while a Norwegian albino gives himself an erotic peanut butter massage and yodels Cher's most beautiful love songs. And don't nobody need to touch my cock to get that done.

Bunch a goddamn freaks up in this place, I tell ya.

 

[Laurel]

"Date a man who cooks. Date a man who dances. Date a man who appreciates fine art. Date man who tells jokes. Date a man who throws dinner parties. Date a man who kills the rude. Date a man who can drive a knife thru a cutting board. Date a man who body slams into doors wielding knives and covered in blood. Date Hannibal Lecter."
- this tumblr​

 

[trysail]

what are you implying there?

To borrow a phrase from Mark Twain, your previous statement was a bit of "a stretcher."

 

[Laurel]

Not everyone is into your twisted handjob/blowjob/penis-in-orifice kinkfest style sex. Some of us are perfectly content with having a car battery strapped to our scrotum and a broom handle rammed up our bum while a midget lesbian sits sidesaddle atop a lily white pony and spits into our mouth, all while a Norwegian albino gives himself an erotic peanut butter massage and yodels Cher's most beautiful love songs. And don't nobody need to touch my cock to get that done.

Bunch a goddamn freaks up in this place, I tell ya.

Pervert.

 

[dolf]

Not everyone is into your twisted handjob/blowjob/penis-in-orifice kinkfest style sex. Some of us are perfectly content with having a car battery strapped to our scrotum and a broom handle rammed up our bum while a midget lesbian sits sidesaddle atop a lily white pony and spits into our mouth, all while a Norwegian albino gives himself an erotic peanut butter massage and yodels Cher's most beautiful love songs. And don't nobody need to touch my cock to get that done.

Bunch a goddamn freaks up in this place, I tell ya.

*fap*

 

[dolf]

To borrow a phrase from Mark Twain, your previous statement was a bit of "a stretcher."

 

[CleverCowardice]

Pervert.

Boner-lover.

 

[Laurel]

Boner-lover.

Cher fan.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Sometimes a man just wants to cuddle!

 

[phantom4533]

I want the chairs from that control room.

 

[yossi]

Boner-lover.

Cher fan.

Potato, potahto...

 

[dolf]

Sometimes a man just wants to cuddle!

this has never happened to me

 

[CleverCowardice]

Cher fan.

It's not that I'm a fan of Cher, but you try and find me a Norwegian albino that enjoys smearing his naked self with peanut butter who can yodel anything other than Cher songs. Can't be done.

 

[trysail]

The weather forecast calls for at least three snowflakes.


There's just enough time for panic. I need to go watch the grocery store shelves empty.


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[girlsmiley]

Liar's a good sort. He's a handsome man.

 

[Laurel]

Sometimes a man just wants to cuddle!

Girls too.

Potato, potahto...

this has never happened to me

That's impossible.

I get cuddles, every night. True story.

It's not that I'm a fan of Cher, but you try and find me a Norwegian albino that enjoys smearing his naked self with peanut butter who can yodel anything other than Cher songs. Can't be done.

True. I can't argue with that.

Peanut butter yodeler.

 

[Laurel]

Liar's a good sort. He's a handsome man.

Is he? He seems cool.

 

[dolf]

The weather forecast calls for at least three snowflakes.


There's just enough time for panic. I need to go watch the grocery store shelves empty.


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oh, just change the subject, why don't you?!
besmirch my good name, then chat about precipitation like it never happened.