The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

[yossi]

I don't want to go to work today. Wanna sleep and be lazy.

 

[pete]

sleep, dream and be lazy.
its the new "eat, drink and be merry".

non seq: i could kill for some strawberry pop tarts right about now

 

[Wings]

I am so glad the wind died down. So glad.

 

[eyer]

Very, very inspiring to wake up this morning and read that Greg Ogden has finally made it back...

 

[pointless]

chasey lain looks fucking scary now.

and it's oden, goddamnit.

 

[Lorilei]

I woke up with the phrase "dehydrated ice cubes" in my head.

WTF.

 

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[Queersetti]

I woke up with the phrase "dehydrated ice cubes" in my head.

WTF.

That's spooky, because I woke up with my head in a pile of dehydrated ice cubes.

 

[thegirlfriday11]

*sigh* I guess it's time to take down the Christmas stuff.

It seems like I just set it all up and barely got to enjoy it.

I have got to start making time to enjoy life...all work and no play turns me into a royal bitch.

 

[Lorilei]

That's spooky, because I woke up with my head in a pile of dehydrated ice cubes.

http://manboobz.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/photobucket-shocked.gif

 

[RobDownSouth]

A friend put up a pic of us in AmPics. I think I just crossed a boundary.

Darn, can't find 'em anywhere!!

 

[islandman]

Who names a city "Mankato"?

I thought Alaskans at first.

I was wrong.

 

[Laurel]

That's spooky, because I woke up with my head in a pile of dehydrated ice cubes.

http://manboobz.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/photobucket-shocked.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/b4ec52727a98f7a0774a302bc814532f/tumblr_mx013uTjtg1sgl0ajo1_400.gif

 

[Adre]

"Rikki Don't Lose That Number" may be the most irritating song ever.

 

[neci]

my ears and the back of my throat.

 

[neci]

http://brojsimpson.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cat-smacks-bunny.gif

for ltr.

 

[Laurel]

So I was describing a woman I know to another friend, and I meant to say that she was really funny and smart but my mind portmanteaued the words so it came out as, "She's really fart." After we wiped away the laugh-tears, we decided that "fart" as an abbreviation for "funny and smart" needs to be a thing.

I don't ask much of you, my friends, but if you could all call someone you love "fart" within the next 24 hours, I would be forever grateful. We need to get this off the ground.

 

[Adre]

So I was describing a woman I know to another friend, and I meant to say that she was really funny and smart but my mind portmanteaued the words so it came out as, "She's really fart." After we wiped away the laugh-tears, we decided that "fart" as an abbreviation for "funny and smart" needs to be a thing.

I don't ask much of you, my friends, but if you could all call someone you love "fart" within the next 24 hours, I would be forever grateful. We need to get this off the ground.

Then after that we could do sharp and witty.

 

[Laurel]

Then after that we could do sharp and witty.

EXACTLY

One step at a time

 

[pointless]

"Rikki Don't Lose That Number" may be the most irritating song ever.

try dreadlock holiday.

 

[Adre]

try dreadlock holiday.

One of my parole requirements is no 10CC music.

 

[pointless]

understandable.

also, i wanna hump jenny slate.

from the kroll show.

that's actually not an also, but i felt a need to separate these two different sets of thoughts while also inappropriately connecting them.

 

[Wings]

Mankato is in Minnesota. So is Wayzata, pronounced "Whyzeta"


Posting from the clouds. Awesome.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2201ab48b40c803250d786a5de969f8/tumblr_mxaepfneiK1t046mso1_1280.jpg

1910, unknown

 

[Laurel]

Mankato is in Minnesota. So is Wayzata, pronounced "Whyzeta"


Posting from the clouds. Awesome.

How's the weather up there, Angel in the Sky?