RubenesqueAphrodite
Educated Redneck
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I don't think you suck at dating.
I think the environment we now live in makes dating suck in some ways.

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I don't think you suck at dating.
I think the environment we now live in makes dating suck in some ways.

movie was my idea because we have these dinner theater things where it's a real restaurant, etc. Two birds with one stone, ya know?
But then I decided that dinner in a well- lit place might be better..
I suck at dating..lol..

I know, right? The bread sopped up the butter like a sponge. Letterman didn't even want to touch the sandwich and had Paul Schaffer take a bite. The butter ran up his arm....ugh.
Yes, fun. Sexy. Yummy.
I don't find accents sexy on gentlemen (duh, I'm straight), but yummm on women. After school, I worked in an office where I had to confirm employee's degrees. I reember calling schools in the south, and getting turned on listening to the soft, sweet voice on the voicemail saying, "If you would like graduation information, press one..." in that sugary, lilting, mint julep voice... *sigh*
I studied accents and dialects in school, and have a pretty good ear. And the first step is admitting....![]()

Does anyone need a refresher course in how uncool it is chase a skirt then totally bail on the first date?
As is not even show up?
Geesh. .
I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it a time or two, even masturbated to the thought. The same cum that created me, shot deep inside me from the source, that's an arousing thought.
I bet every girl has thought about it at least once
es for all the ladies and a hearty handshake to all the fellow daddies.
Is all good..He May have gotten miffed that I canceled the movie and decided a dinner date would be better for a first meeting. .
And he was younger, and pretty upfront about just wanting a little experience. .lol.. But
Dayum..is it so bad that I'd like to get to know you a little before crawling into bed with you?
On the bright side.. The Chupe de Langosta was Fabulous!!
It would have been a lot better if Santa had listened and there was a babygirl of my own under my tree...red suited bastard...
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Hello INL, hope all is well and that you stay toasty warm.![]()

Hi all just popped in to say hello before I try to get some shut eye, the powers that be at work decided that we could come in at 9am instead of the 11am that they originally told us; this is of course AFTER we worked our normal night shift.
In case I don't get back on until after the new year I hope everyone has a safe and happy new year.
es for all the ladies and a hearty handshake to all the fellow daddies.
The big red suited meanie didn't put a daddy in my stocking either. I think I need to be extra good for next year.
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No offense taken! No apology necessary.I'm sorry I was harsh, darling. Movies, plays, opera, concerts aren't really good first date/meet ideas because of not being able to get to know one another - my opinion, of course.
I'm a little wacky, but I like to have a drink..then dinner...then something odd like playing miniature golf or bowling or even a video arcade.. And yes, I'm 51. But it's fun and playful...keeps us talking...and makes me feel adolescent again...![]()
(((hugs))) should have known better. My fucktard radar hasn't been working properly for awhile now..lolHaley :) said:What an asshole. I'm so sorry hun *hugs*
(((hugs))) Happy New Year!Some men do stink. Sorry this happened to you. Younger men just lack finesse and a je ne sais quoi. You deserve much better, love. HUGS!
I say to hell with him! I'll be as naughty as I damn well please! Please note I said naughty, not mean. Nobody needs to be mean. And when I'm naughty...it can be very nice.![]()
(((hugs))) Happy New Year!
Hmm, wondering if I should be superstitious before saying "to hell with him". LOL. Maybe I should sit on Santa's lap and stroke his.....beard?
Ew ew ew.
lol
I didn't think you would find accents on a man sexy lol. You sat there and kept calling back just to hear her talk again and again didn't you
lol yes it is.
Big Party tonight..my sister's never ending quest to hook me up. .lmao.Hmm, wondering if I should be superstitious before saying "to hell with him". LOL. Maybe I should sit on Santa's lap and stroke his.....beard?
Extra hugs!!! Do you have big plans for ringing in the New Year? (It's going to be a quiet one for me).

Note to self: buy a Santa costume!![]()

Kisses & Lixx to all the Daddies and lil girlies here today![]()
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Big Party tonight..my sister's never ending quest to hook me up. .lmao.
Should be fun, though.
I have tequila.
Ok..off to work..ttfn!

Kisses & Lixx to all the Daddies and lil girlies here today![]()
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LOL!! Promise to keep a beard too??![]()
Who gets kisses and who gets lixx?![]()
Hi INL, thanks for the hello!
Have a wonderful day
I have my goatee, but I do shave clean when I have trimmer accidents. On those occasions, you'd have to find something else to stroke...![]()
Being under you for a change...what about that?

Hmm, I might have to get creative. Good thing I have a good imagination.![]()