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I've never had a peanut butter and banana sandwich. The fried version is what helped kill Elvis, so they scare me.
I AM jealous (though I'm SO not "plain")...
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I've never had a peanut butter and banana sandwich. The fried version is what helped kill Elvis, so they scare me.
I AM jealous (though I'm SO not "plain")...
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I've never had a peanut butter and banana sandwich. The fried version is what helped kill Elvis, so they scare me.
I AM jealous (though I'm SO not "plain")...
Well I damn well don't dry them jeez, only americans I swear.
OR I also like mashed banana with some honey drizzled over and a sprinkle of cinnamon sugar.
So you should be, my accent rocks (ohhhhhh touchy lol)
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It's not me! It's Elvis! His cook was on the Letterman show after he died...made the sandwich...used an entire stick of butter in the pan...then built the sandwich with mayonnaise, peanut butter, and sliced banana on Wonder bread... <shudder>
I'm sure it does. The Aussie accent on a woman is rather....um...****. And don't get me started on American Southern...or British....or...lol I just realized I'm an accent slut...
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Ewwww with the mayonnaise. and that much butter. Ick.
um? fun? lol.
My ex fiancé has the southern accent. LMAO yes it would appear you are
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I know, right? The bread sopped up the butter like a sponge. Letterman didn't even want to touch the sandwich and had Paul Schaffer take a bite. The butter ran up his arm....ugh.
Yes, fun. Sexy. Yummy.
I don't find accents sexy on gentlemen (duh, I'm straight), but yummm on women. After school, I worked in an office where I had to confirm employee's degrees. I reember calling schools in the south, and getting turned on listening to the soft, sweet voice on the voicemail saying, "If you would like graduation information, press one..." in that sugary, lilting, mint julep voice... *sigh*
I studied accents and dialects in school, and have a pretty good ear. And the first step is admitting....
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good evening, all..
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Good evening RA R&T and Nigel
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Hey, RJ... have I told you recently how stupid I think some men are?
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Does anyone need a refresher course in how uncool it is chase a skirt then totally bail on the first date?
As is not even show up?
Geesh. .
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Hi, RA, RJ and R&T
Some men are idiots. I'm so sorry, RA.
I have NEVER stood a lady up...and I've been stood up more than once. One time the lady, in her own words, "flaked"...the other time, a different lady was supposed to get back to me in two days as to whether she would be able to go to a concert with me. Two days went by - then three. Left a message for her. She called on day four, saying she wanted to go. Then two days before the concert, she waffled again. I told her that she should have said she couldn't go in the first place. Not only did she not go to the concert with me, I stopped dating her immediately. AND I couldn't get someone else to go with me, so I had to take my mom. Not exactly my idea of a stellar date. We had fun anyway.
Hell with him, RA - he doesn't deserve you.
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hiya nigel, ra and rj i hope your having a good christmas?
i hope your having a good christmas?
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Hi, RA, RJ and R&T
Some men are idiots. I'm so sorry, RA.
I have NEVER stood a lady up...and I've been stood up more than once. One time the lady, in her own words, "flaked"...the other time, a different lady was supposed to get back to me in two days as to whether she would be able to go to a concert with me. Two days went by - then three. Left a message for her. She called on day four, saying she wanted to go. Then two days before the concert, she waffled again. I told her that she should have said she couldn't go in the first place. Not only did she not go to the concert with me, I stopped dating her immediately. AND I couldn't get someone else to go with me, so I had to take my mom. Not exactly my idea of a stellar date. We had fun anyway.
Hell with him, RA - he doesn't deserve you.
Is all good..He May have gotten miffed that I canceled the movie and decided a dinner date would be better for a first meeting. .
And he was younger, and pretty upfront about just wanting a little experience. .lol.. But
Dayum..is it so bad that I'd like to get to know you a little before crawling into bed with you?
On the bright side.. The Chupe de Langosta was Fabulous!!
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hiya nigel, ra and rj
It would have been a lot better if Santa had listened and there was a babygirl of my own under my tree...red suited bastard...
I hope yours was good, R&T.
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Is all good..He May have gotten miffed that I canceled the movie and decided a dinner date would be better for a first meeting. .
And he was younger, and pretty upfront about just wanting a little experience. .lol.. But
Dayum..is it so bad that I'd like to get to know you a little before crawling into bed with you?
On the bright side.. The Chupe de Langosta was Fabulous!!
Wait - he wanted a movie for a first meeting? Are you serious? How in the blue fuck do you get to know someone watching a movie?
He must be young - he doesn't know that the most important sexual organ is the brain. Making a connection with someone...having a conversation and getting to know what they're all about...makes for better frolicking.
Or maybe I'm just old and don't remember how it was to be a walking hormone...lol
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it was very good - with 5 brothers, it was loud
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it was very good - with 5 brothers, it was loud
I have three brothers, two sisters, three sisters-in-law, eleven nieces and nephews, ranging in age from 20 to six months...and that was at the Christmas for ONE side of my family....
It was loud too.
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I love being called daddy, especially when they talk in a girl voice and ask for me to do things to them
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I have three brothers, two sisters, three sisters-in-law, eleven nieces and nephews, ranging in age from 20 to six months...and that was at the Christmas for ONE side of my family....
It was loud too.
i like loud. it wouldnt be christmas if it wasnt loud.
i dont have nieces - only nephews. my brothers' wives and me are the only girls in the family.
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I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it a time or two, even masturbated to the thought. The same cum that created me, shot deep inside me from the source, that's an arousing thought.
I bet every girl has thought about it at least once
I bet every girl has thought about it at least once
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movie was my idea because we have these dinner theater things where it's a real restaurant, etc. Two birds with one stone, ya know?
But then I decided that dinner in a well- lit place might be better..
I suck at dating..lol..
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movie was my idea because we have these dinner theater things where it's a real restaurant, etc. Two birds with one stone, ya know?
But then I decided that dinner in a well- lit place might be better..
I suck at dating..lol..
I don't think you suck at dating.
I think the environment we now live in makes dating suck in some ways.
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Happy Monday daddies and girls! Wow, the thread was busy. I will have to read through the posts later. My house guests are here through today, then I will have my house and room back.
The deep freeze is settling into the midWest. Stay warm everyone!
for anyone who'd like them
Hello INL, hope all is well and that you stay toasty warm.
Nips in to say hello and see what's going on around here and wow! greetings to all the new folks and those returning after being absent for one reason or another
Hello DJ, I'm sure there is a bit of a stretch here and there, (170 >188cm, but metrication is probably to blame) anyway the important thing to remember squire is that we are all more or less the same height lying down
Good to see you, HS. When can we expect breakfast?
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