The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

[Farrah]

That's one cock AV too many!

 

[JohnnySavage]

The wait for pizza delivery seems to take FOREVER.

First world problems.

It's too bad you don't have a button on a necklace that you could push and someone would bring you a pizza.

 

[bluemuse]

drats

 

[ImSinister]

The man would agree. But sausage is my nemesis. Can't stand it

I feel for The man

 

[Farrah]

I feel for The man

*insert innuendo-laden joke about his sausage being the exception*

 

[yossi]

It's too bad you don't have a button on a necklace that you could push and someone would bring you a pizza.

Pizza delivery dispatcher: Ma'am, we have a standing order of one large, veggie pie. Are you able to tell me if there's anything more you want, or is the hunger just too much? Take your time and speak as clearly as you can.

 

[bluemuse]

You could always do two different toppings on each side. That way everybody is happy.

I'm such a Libra.

 

[lovetoread]

Insert sausage...

Hmm...

 

[ImSinister]

*insert innuendo-laden joke about his sausage being the exception*

Now I have this place thinking down, er, I mean up, to my level

 

[neci]

insert savage.

heh.

 

[ImSinister]

Insert sausage...

Hmm...

I'll be your pizza delivery boy any time. Just call.

 

[ImSinister]

insert savage.

heh.

You pick the toppings - I work for tips.

 

[Farrah]

You could always do two different toppings on each side. That way everybody is happy.

I'm such a Libra.

And such a compromiser.

 

[bluemuse]

And such a compromiser.

To a fault.

 

[Wings]

It's too bad you don't have a button on a necklace that you could push and someone would bring you a pizza.

Would I have to fall and not get up before I push it?

 

[Lorilei]

I have Christmas dinner leftovers, but now I'm kinda craving pizza.

 

[neci]

i'm craving figs.

fuck.

 

[ImSinister]

i'm craving figs.

fuck.

Hmmm ... Interesting. Are you reading the bible?

 

[Wings]

I'm watching Don Jon and I HATE Barbara. What a cunt.

 

[Sunshine]

i'm craving figs.

fuck.

Thin crust pizza with caramelized onion, fig and prosciutto.

 

[ImSinister]

I normally am not a complainer but I hurt my shoulder and it is interfering with my sex life

 

[Farrah]

I'm watching Don Jon and I HATE Barbara. What a cunt.

We watched it Christmas night. First time hating ScarJo. (Is that how they spell that?) But LOVED the movie. Loved it.

 

[Wings]

We watched it Christmas night. First time hating ScarJo. (Is that how they spell that?) But LOVED the movie. Loved it.

JG-L is my ideal man, probably shorter than me (which is usually how I like 'em) the fact that he wrote, directed and starred in the movie gives me such a girl hard-on. And he makes such good points about the romance movies.

 

[Wings]

And I LOVE the fact that he fucked Julianne Moore.

 

[Farrah]

JG-L is my ideal man, probably shorter than me (which is usually how I like 'em) the fact that he wrote, directed and starred in the movie gives me such a girl hard-on. And he makes such good points about the romance movies.

And I LOVE the fact that he fucked Julianne Moore.

YES. I adore him. And agree with you on every point. He's so talented, and he's all about nurturing creativity with his HitRecord projects, and he's just so fucking hot. He's hot AND adorable. And the movie is smart and realistic in a tongue-in-cheek kind of way. Fun and funny and hot and clever. Now I want to watch it again.

And I really wish I could fuck Julianne Moore.