For Those Having a Bad Day

[Laurel]

Are you the head honcho around here, Laurel?

That depends. Who's asking and why?

 

[Sean Renaud]

Bobcat and fawn snuggled under desk during a forest fire.

https://24.media.tumblr.com/a792be25c046a92bbc1f0b7652e91dfe/tumblr_mhad4tYGCb1qdj6pxo1_500.jpg

I swear this one reminds me of some old Disney movie. It doesn't end well since everybody has to do their job when they grow up.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

That depends. Who's asking and why?

I'm asking, you silly goose.....and, uh, the reason is simple: I need to know where to direct my sucking up.

 

[Laurel]

I'm asking, you silly goose.....and, uh, the reason is simple: I need to know where to direct my sucking up.

Oh! Okay.

Then, in that case - yes, I'm one of the two Big Cheeses.

 

[Laurel]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/9c864eed79ffd8d9dd9464aa3fc244c4/tumblr_my61f2b3B31qhy1pno1_500.jpg

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Oh! Okay.

Then, in that case - yes, I'm one of the two Big Cheeses.

Laurel, I don't know what it is about you, but you look radiant tonight. Every time I see you you look younger and more attractive than the day before.

Who is the other big cheese? I'm a big fan of cheese, although sometimes it constipates me. But let's not focus on that.

 

[Laurel]

Laurel, I don't know what it is about you, but you look radiant tonight. Every time I see you you look younger and more attractive than the day before.

Who is the other big cheese? I'm a big fan of cheese, although sometimes it constipates me. But let's not focus on that.

*basks in the asskissery*

But what about my hair? Tell me about my hair...

Seriously though, you're cracking me up.

That would be Manu - my other and better (at teh tech) half.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

*basks in the asskissery*

But what about my hair? Tell me about my hair...

Seriously though, you're cracking me up.

That would be Manu - my other and better (at teh tech) half.

Your hair. How could I forget your hair? It must've been because I was mesmerized by your eyes. Oh, those eyes. But back to the hair. So silky, rich, and luxurious, if only I could spend the rest of my evening running my fingers through it...

Are you and Manu married? Did you meet him before or after discovering Literotica?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Jesus Christ! I go to bed, come back, and some idgit fucks up the definition of ARGUMENT.

An argument is the case you make to support a premise. If your premise is, CERTS IS A CANDY MINT! Exposing all the elements that support your premise is your argument.

On the other hand if your premise is, CERTS IS A BREATH MINT! and your opponent counters with, YOURE A FUCKWAD AND DIPSTICK! the exchange is an insult. If you then respond with, I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I! that's a quarrel.

 

[Laurel]

CERTS IS A BREATH MINT!

Totally!

 

[Laurel]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/758c7436095adcafe29080842a731810/tumblr_minjt65vVt1rhi0rbo1_500.png

 

[Laurel]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/8841ec49dda4ad654a14548f397e33c4/tumblr_myd85xaihl1s4c94mo1_500.gif

 

[Busybody]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/8841ec49dda4ad654a14548f397e33c4/tumblr_myd85xaihl1s4c94mo1_500.gif

see?

this is nice n cute

don't let the MUSLIMS see this

(what is a thread without the crazed BUNNY SLIPPERS and his MUSLIMS comment?)

 

[Wings]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/758c7436095adcafe29080842a731810/tumblr_minjt65vVt1rhi0rbo1_500.png

Yes!!

 

[Laurel]

see?

this is nice n cute

don't let the MUSLIMS see this

(what is a thread without the crazed BUNNY SLIPPERS and his MUSLIMS comment?)

:caning:

 

[Laurel]

Yes!!

It's sort of redundant, no?

 

[Laurel]

Betcha never considered that, didja...

https://31.media.tumblr.com/408829fe5dadbba9db06ead577ef0359/tumblr_mxwgmmO3i51rk5871o4_500.png

 

[Busybody]

:caning:

 

[Laurel]

Yeah, you're all nanas and frogs now.

We'll see how you feel when I get out the switch.

 

[Busybody]

Yeah, you're all nanas and frogs now.

We'll see how you feel when I get out the switch.

if you show up naked

don't give a shit what you do

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1479174_640485582679806_207741773_n.jpg

 

[Laurel]

If this is true, it's actually pretty rad.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/44ab19f84c381a88941c6da0d4bd60c0/tumblr_mxwgmmO3i51rk5871o7_500.png

 

[Laurel]

if you show up naked

don't give a shit what you do

Are you sure?

 

[Laurel]

If this is true, it's actually pretty rad.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/44ab19f84c381a88941c6da0d4bd60c0/tumblr_mxwgmmO3i51rk5871o7_500.png

It's not true. But it's funny anyhow.

 

[Busybody]

Are you sure?

PLEASE DONT TELL ME YOU ARE UGLY n SHORT n FAT



As it is, being a LIB LOON, Im making an exception