The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

[thør]

Wish this bastard headache would go so I can crack open the Baileys.

Baileys and coffee.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Baileys and coffee.

I love Baileys in coffee. Headache nearly gone now, I've got one eye on the bottle. Shouldn't drink it on top of strong painkillers but fuck it.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Not to ruin anyone's Christmas thread, but Little Drummer Boy always makes me think of the Moors murders. I'm sure Sean will be the only one that gets why.

 

[lovetoread]

Not to ruin anyone's Christmas thread, but Little Drummer Boy always makes me think of the Moors murders. I'm sure Sean will be the only one that gets why.

It's sad that they've not found all the bodies.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It's sad that they've not found all the bodies.

Innit? Poor Keith. At least his mum has gone now, she was going up to the moors her whole life looking for him.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Did your fella find out where Hobbit went?

 

[anchoredinocean]

Please say you're going to stop at 15,000 posts and we can be rid of your cuntiness.

It'd be a Christmas miracle.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Please say you're going to stop at 15,000 posts and we can be rid of your cuntiness.

It'd be a Christmas miracle.

Okay!

 

[anchoredinocean]

Okay!

Now I feel bad.

Well a little bit.

Oh fuck me, who am I kidding, I'd die without you.

 

[lovetoread]

He didn't say but he'll be home soon.

 

[dolf]

Innit? Poor Keith. At least his mum has gone now, she was going up to the moors her whole life looking for him.

heart breaking

 

[mark197205]

I think my New Year's resolution will be to walk everywhere like this.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_lza3miGlwl1rn4t8co1_500_zpse9df618c.gif

I'd pay to see that..

 

[pointless]

bitch, respond to the email already. you're the one who wanted that shit. rsvp, motherfucker.

 

[Bacigalupo]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/activist-judge-cancels-christmas,1856/?ref=auto

 

[lovetoread]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/5d6e742af2c337efa8560eb9bfb49eca/tumblr_mxpoqyDAKZ1rpbqpfo1_250.gif

 

[Beco]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcQuXPxIMAE2QD6.jpg

He looks pretty good for 66....

 

[lovetoread]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/d11a29ca20e87b6bd6292dea6248c653/tumblr_mybzy2wGVt1r5zq6ao1_500.gif

https://31.media.tumblr.com/46437b911d028a1ba087945a8607c86d/tumblr_mybzy2wGVt1r5zq6ao2_r1_500.gif

 

[Adre]

Happy Holidays, ladies and gentlemen. I do hope you get to unwrap someone you like.

 

[pointless]

man, those were good tacos, but holy fuck did i do a crap job straining the fat. still, that's why baby jesus invented soap.

 

[ImSinister]

I could use some smiles for the holidays.

 

[lovetoread]

I want some freaking tacos now.

 

[lovetoread]

Aww

 

[pointless]

too late. they are in my belly.

 

[ImSinister]

Tacos with red sauce and green sauce. Christmas style.

 

[MrBates2]

And though her tweets are no longer retrievable, Buzzfeed collected some of her most ludicrous ones before they were deleted. Like Bercovici said, Sacco's idea was that the best tweets were the most outrageous:

"As I sit and eat a bagel with lox, i would like to send love to my jews who are all starving themselves right now. #hungryhungryhebrews" — Oct. 8, 2011

"I can't be fired for things I say while intoxicated right?" — Jan. 30, 2013

"I just feel like @jimmyfallon would be such a grateful lover" — Oct. 3, 2013

"'Weird German Dude: You're in first class. It's 2014. Get some deodorant.' - Inner monologue as I inhale BO. Thank god for pharmaceuticals." — Dec. 20, 2013

Bercovici thinks that with the fatal AIDS tweet, there was obviously both "a failure of judgment and a poor attempt at expression." He believes that Twitter as a platform lends itself to both of those cases, not just for Sacco, but all its users.