HarryHill
Hairy fucker
- Joined
- Jul 13, 2012
- Posts
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:blinks:
if a man doesn't want his words unlocked
he doesn't leave the keys dangling in plain sight
with 'use me' writ on a post it note
and stuck to his forehead
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<<<<Jacked in broad daylight.
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:blinks:
if a man doesn't want his words unlocked
he doesn't leave the keys dangling in plain sight
with 'use me' writ on a post it note
and stuck to his forehead
![]()
<<<<Jacked in broad daylight.

hahahaha
spat my drink on my phone, thanks butters, thanks harry

ah... americano = 'stolen'? *nods*
you do realise that has a different meaning in english slang, don'tcha, harry? and if you do it in broad daylight, you are very likely to get arrested![]()
miranda was cuteHe thought it over
and took another look,
so shapely,
so inviting,
maybe it wouldn't be so bad,
perhaps she wanted him to,
the zipper was barely down
when he heard a deep
"Ahem" and knew he was
up for a different sort of
jacking entirely.
he thought he was so clever
but he forgot
the spare key under the mat
and now
the curious cat has broken in
and is wandering around
habit dictates
flowerpot or rock
bin or mat or nook
but people
being the creatures they are
want to cover eventualities
and the cat-burglar knows
and the cat-burglar thinks
and the cat
comes
back
ever feel like that old dog
the one that's blind
and deaf
and dumb
that pisses on the rug
because he don't know
where outside is anymore
and it's too far to hold on.........ha!
the one everyone looks at
and pities, head shake of shame
but they tut, he's not to blame
that's how lame you have become
and no one ever thought to take you
out the back, tie you up, feed you a steak
and blow your fucking head off
coz that would be better than this
there are wild peaches
in the woods
fuzzy skins beaded with dew
maybe not as showy
as their cultivar cousins
but
when ripened by longer days
restless nights
stiil sweet upon the lips
the pressing tongue
