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Bear Sage
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"Stuck With You"
By Bear Sage
Look, I didn’t ask for this assignment.
Straight shot to the heart?
That’s what I trained for.
But no—Cupid got drunk again,
aimed low,
and here we are—
me lodged in your left cheek,
you limping toward your “forever.”
Romantic, isn’t it?
You're welcome, by the way.
That itch behind your ribs?
That sudden urge to write poetry
about someone who doesn’t text back?
That’s me, sweetheart.
I started that spiral.
Do you even know her last name?
Didn’t think so.
But now you dream about her eyes
and wonder if fate is real.
Newsflash:
I’m not divine intervention.
I’m just a blunt object
with commitment issues.
I used to believe in love, you know.
Gold-tipped and glory-bound—
until I was rerouted to butts and bad decisions.
So good luck.
Tell her you felt a spark.
Tell her it was destiny.
Just don’t mention me.
I’m still stuck in your ass,
and frankly?
I deserve better.
By Bear Sage
Look, I didn’t ask for this assignment.
Straight shot to the heart?
That’s what I trained for.
But no—Cupid got drunk again,
aimed low,
and here we are—
me lodged in your left cheek,
you limping toward your “forever.”
Romantic, isn’t it?
You're welcome, by the way.
That itch behind your ribs?
That sudden urge to write poetry
about someone who doesn’t text back?
That’s me, sweetheart.
I started that spiral.
Do you even know her last name?
Didn’t think so.
But now you dream about her eyes
and wonder if fate is real.
Newsflash:
I’m not divine intervention.
I’m just a blunt object
with commitment issues.
I used to believe in love, you know.
Gold-tipped and glory-bound—
until I was rerouted to butts and bad decisions.
So good luck.
Tell her you felt a spark.
Tell her it was destiny.
Just don’t mention me.
I’m still stuck in your ass,
and frankly?
I deserve better.