Kinkiest thing u have done?

Sea wall

One somewhat memorable time was after drinks at a beach bar on our walk back to the motel I felt a bit wild and kicked my sandals off. Bill ran down to the water line to get them, I ran a bit further ahead and pulled my panties off and tossed them up the beach. Bill ran after those too but told me to be careful, someone might see me. I ran ahead again and started undoing the snaps on my denim dress, though of the fifteen snaps three of the bottom ones were already undone and four of the top too (undone at the bar while shooting pool with several guys).

Bill was a bit miffed but also enjoying the tease, nerves over lust. He kept trying to keep me from going too far. I kept trying to go farther, all the snaps soon were undone. He caught up and tried to do some of them back up but a quick spin while he had one side in his hand and a few steps away pulled the whole thing off my shoulders and away I went heading towards the shadows by the rock jetty a hundred feet or so away.

He outsmarted me by running in the wet sand while I was in the dry and he caught up just shy of the jetty. He tried to get the denim on me while babbling something about people on the roadway but I fought a bit till I slipped and ended up on my knees in front of him. With a sly look up at him I said "Feed me and I"ll cover up." Lust got the better of him and he let me unzip and feast on him. We were in enough shadow that I doubted anyone could see.

It was one of my better bj's, he really couldn't hold out too long before he let loose, some in my throat some on my face, some in my hair and on my boobs. I was a bit of a mess. As I sat back on legs we heard some clapping and whistles. OOPS, it came from the heavy shadows of the sea wall. We were stunned for a few moments till I saw the flame of a lighter and heard a somewhat deep voice say he needed a cigarette after that. I replied that "I could too" which woke Bill out of post cumming induced stupor. He tried to throw the denim over me which I blocked because of the mess he had left over most of my head, face and chest.

As he tried to retrieve it to cover me again a young man stepped from the shadows with a pack of smokes and his lighter lit up, beside him was another guy with a Budweiser in his hand which he was opening. I saw that and my first thought was I could use one of those and asked "Got an extra, I need to rinse" with a laugh.

Poor Bill was trying to cover me while telling me be quiet, bad thing to say to me when I have been doing shots in a bar for undoing some snaps to flash some guys some titty. The run on the beach must have got the shots working overtime. The two boys got to us and gave me the beer and the other actually lit a smoke for me while I chugged and rinsed a bit. As I reached for the cigarette I went into hysterical laughter, Bill was still trying to work the denim over me but had failed to notice that his shorts were around his ankles and he was still dripping from his softening cock. What a sight we were. When I got control again I asked if they had some napkins or something to clean up a bit with. A third guy came from the shadows with a beach towel and told me I could use that.

As I wiped off Bill draped the denim over my shoulders, pulled up his pants and told me I should dress. I reached up to get a hand to stand and as he pulled me up it fell off again to the pleasure of the young guys. The smoker, Jimmy as I found out later after introductions, was a bit smarter than all of us and said we should all get back under the wall where no one can see us. I tried to walk but stumbled a bit and towel boy, Tim, helped steady me and we walked into the shadows. Beer boy was Michael, which we found he preferred over Mikey. Bill picked up everything with some help from Jimmy while the other two pulled some fresh beers from their cooler and passed them out. Once closed I dropped the towel over it and sat because standing was a bit more than I thought I could handle right then.

Bill again draped the denim over my but this time he asked me to cover up a bit so I allowed it to stay over my shoulders, at least for a while, though it slipped off each time I shook hands with them. They enjoyed the view and I was enjoying the showing, Bill started to enjoy it after several good gulps of his beer, and he was actually the first one to pull me up off the cooler to get another one. Jimmy caught the denim that time and replaced it on my shoulders and Michael shook the sand from the towel so I could sit again.

Let me say the night lasted for quite a bit longer and the near 95 humid degrees even on the beach wasn't real conducive to wanting to be dressed. But the things we were chatting about were fun.
 
One somewhat memorable time was after drinks at a beach bar on our walk back to the motel I felt a bit wild and kicked my sandals off. Bill ran down to the water line to get them, I ran a bit further ahead and pulled my panties off and tossed them up the beach. Bill ran after those too but told me to be careful, someone might see me. I ran ahead again and started undoing the snaps on my denim dress, though of the fifteen snaps three of the bottom ones were already undone and four of the top too (undone at the bar while shooting pool with several guys).

Bill was a bit miffed but also enjoying the tease, nerves over lust. He kept trying to keep me from going too far. I kept trying to go farther, all the snaps soon were undone. He caught up and tried to do some of them back up but a quick spin while he had one side in his hand and a few steps away pulled the whole thing off my shoulders and away I went heading towards the shadows by the rock jetty a hundred feet or so away.

He outsmarted me by running in the wet sand while I was in the dry and he caught up just shy of the jetty. He tried to get the denim on me while babbling something about people on the roadway but I fought a bit till I slipped and ended up on my knees in front of him. With a sly look up at him I said "Feed me and I"ll cover up." Lust got the better of him and he let me unzip and feast on him. We were in enough shadow that I doubted anyone could see.

It was one of my better bj's, he really couldn't hold out too long before he let loose, some in my throat some on my face, some in my hair and on my boobs. I was a bit of a mess. As I sat back on legs we heard some clapping and whistles. OOPS, it came from the heavy shadows of the sea wall. We were stunned for a few moments till I saw the flame of a lighter and heard a somewhat deep voice say he needed a cigarette after that. I replied that "I could too" which woke Bill out of post cumming induced stupor. He tried to throw the denim over me which I blocked because of the mess he had left over most of my head, face and chest.

As he tried to retrieve it to cover me again a young man stepped from the shadows with a pack of smokes and his lighter lit up, beside him was another guy with a Budweiser in his hand which he was opening. I saw that and my first thought was I could use one of those and asked "Got an extra, I need to rinse" with a laugh.

Poor Bill was trying to cover me while telling me be quiet, bad thing to say to me when I have been doing shots in a bar for undoing some snaps to flash some guys some titty. The run on the beach must have got the shots working overtime. The two boys got to us and gave me the beer and the other actually lit a smoke for me while I chugged and rinsed a bit. As I reached for the cigarette I went into hysterical laughter, Bill was still trying to work the denim over me but had failed to notice that his shorts were around his ankles and he was still dripping from his softening cock. What a sight we were. When I got control again I asked if they had some napkins or something to clean up a bit with. A third guy came from the shadows with a beach towel and told me I could use that.

As I wiped off Bill draped the denim over my shoulders, pulled up his pants and told me I should dress. I reached up to get a hand to stand and as he pulled me up it fell off again to the pleasure of the young guys. The smoker, Jimmy as I found out later after introductions, was a bit smarter than all of us and said we should all get back under the wall where no one can see us. I tried to walk but stumbled a bit and towel boy, Tim, helped steady me and we walked into the shadows. Beer boy was Michael, which we found he preferred over Mikey. Bill picked up everything with some help from Jimmy while the other two pulled some fresh beers from their cooler and passed them out. Once closed I dropped the towel over it and sat because standing was a bit more than I thought I could handle right then.

Bill again draped the denim over my but this time he asked me to cover up a bit so I allowed it to stay over my shoulders, at least for a while, though it slipped off each time I shook hands with them. They enjoyed the view and I was enjoying the showing, Bill started to enjoy it after several good gulps of his beer, and he was actually the first one to pull me up off the cooler to get another one. Jimmy caught the denim that time and replaced it on my shoulders and Michael shook the sand from the towel so I could sit again.

Let me say the night lasted for quite a bit longer and the near 95 humid degrees even on the beach wasn't real conducive to wanting to be dressed. But the things we were chatting about were fun.


Wow. I'm fanning myself. I've tried to talk my hubby into dares such as that but he's just not there yet. Impressive! :D
 
In my early 20's I was seeing an older women, she used get off by telling me to go through her panty draw and use her panties to wank and cum in.
Her real pleasure though was having me put my cock into a pocket of her jeans/trousers and rub me from the outside until I came inside her pocket, she'd then keep dipping her fingers into her pocket as she went about the day.
Not really kinky on my part but was on hers.
 
I was in Malaysia a while ago. I had a friend who I used to go clubbing with- you're not supposed to go clubbing there anyway (full stop). We had been out to a club on 'e' and had a really good time and were going home. I can't even remember why she told me on the way home that it was her time of the month- probably me pestering her- we were friends but kind of on the boundary between friends and friends with benefits. Anyway, we went and got some tampons, which for her was a totally new thing. I had a proper girlfriend at the time and was not supposed to be seeing anyone else,so we had this totally mad situation where we were in a hotel and I was lying there telling her what turned me on and she was there playing with herself - but for her, the added element of excitement was the tampon..(.and for me, the added element was just the situation, obviously).
 
This answer is copyrighted- I'ma use it 'n a story!

Masturbated with a cucumber, then cut it up into a salad and fed it to our (adult only) dinner guests.
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one of many....bought a new hot tub and had a few drinks while relaxing with the wife. next thing we know she is on top of the turbo jet letting it blow hard on her spread pussy and clit. turns to me and says "stick your cock up my ass...this thing feels amazing" We fucked on top of that jet until she had a mind blowing orgasm. finger fucked her once on the couch at a friends house while he sat across from us. Played strip poker with a friend and ended up in bed with the both of them (friend was a lady) we took turns licking the wifes pussy until she made us stop and laid back and masturbated for us while we talked nasty to her. We have more but perhaps I should wait. Things have ramped up considerably over the years.
 
I'm relatively new to the whole sex-thing, so I haven't done anything that wild. I guess I'd have to say... taking my panties off in a McDonald's toilet and handing them to my boyfriend (I was wearing a minidress at the time) was pretty fun. Especially the look on his face when he realised what they were.

Kinda boring compared to some stuff. But I'm hoping I'll have better stories in the future. :rolleyes:

Not boring at all, damn, that is hot. Were there other people there with you? What kind of panties? What else have you done with him?
 
I once made the security guard at my old job jack off for me on the roof of our building ;) He was whipped hahahaha
 
I'm relatively new to the whole sex-thing, so I haven't done anything that wild. I guess I'd have to say... taking my panties off in a McDonald's toilet and handing them to my boyfriend (I was wearing a minidress at the time) was pretty fun. Especially the look on his face when he realised what they were.

Kinda boring compared to some stuff. But I'm hoping I'll have better stories in the future. :rolleyes:

I had an old girlfriend do this to me. At was at a sit down restaurant so we had the benefit of a tablecloth. Well needless to say I couldn't keep my hands to myself. While I couldn't get her to climax, she was sopping wet by the time we finished our abbreviated lunch. We went out to the car and finished what we started inside or should say the first round. We ended up back at her place and wore each other out. And not once did I consider any of it boring.;)
 
while on a bus journey through interior india, finger fucked a lady while she made me cum on her shawls... this happened in the middle of the night... she was about 36 then and me about 24... it was quite some thing
 
So many kinky things that it's hard to pick just one. I'll go with the most recent:

I received a hot email from a friend while at work and got myself off in my office while re-reading it.
 
So many kinky things that it's hard to pick just one. I'll go with the most recent:

I received a hot email from a friend while at work and got myself off in my office while re-reading it.

Wow, we really do share quite a bit in common... <3
 
Query trolled hard and won. Only a pathetic man would put that much effort into trolling.
 
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Maybe 5 years ago... My gf and I were in the back of her mom's minivan and she was driving us somewhere after we had been at the lake. We had a blanket over us and I took my gf's bikini bottoms off and fingered her until she came.
 
Tough Call

Tough to pick:
Could be eating my wife out on her period
Or the two of us pissing on each other
Or me wearing her wet panties to work
Or me eating cum from her ass
Or me getting fucked in the ass by a 9" cock
Or me sucking a guy off and swallowing his cum between two car in a parking lot
Or me fucking my cousin.
You pick and feel free to message me if interested in talking more about any or all of it,!
 
Hmmm, I may have posted this before, but for me it comes down to two memories:

The first was an ex who loved to dress up for me, it was one of her favorite acts of submission. One day I went to her place and she was curled up on the couch waiting for me in a cheetah print baby doll, matching g-string, black fuck me heels, kohl and cat ears. I made her crawl to the bed room after I leashed her with my belt and she meowed and purred while I fucked her, before wiping my cum off of her ass and tits and swallowing it for me, purring.

The other was with another ex, where we started off more vanilla making out in the guest room before I started to command her. She stripped for me, and bent over the couch while I spanked and slapped her ass and tits, before we proceeded to my room where I cuffed her to the bed standing and beat her cheeks, breasts, thighs and cunt with my palms and finger tips. I then locked her in the closet, still restrained, and whipped her with a curtain dowel before taking her back to the bed, securing her once again, and rubbed my cock against her lips for her first orgasm, all before I penetrated her. When she finally had a true orgasm, she screamed so loud she shook the windows.
 
One of my kinkiest in recent memory would be me with a much older Aussie (I am Asian and have a big fetish for white men) whom i got to know through work nd was visiting Singapore. We were fooling around in his hotel room and we decided to order some champagne.

The door bell rang and he told me to open it wearing only my thong and heels.

I was already a little drunk from the drinks and actually agreed!

Needless to say, the attendant was gaping and fumbling as he wheeled the ice bucket in.

I was feeling very naughty and asked him if he wanted a bj as a tip.

Of course he didnt refuse and I knelt down and sucked and blew and licked him off with him finishing in my mouth with my Aussie daddy looking on.
 
What have u done that was kinky and yet fun? Maybe even tabboo?

If nothing what would you like to do?
I had my wife wear her teenage sisters panties while I fucked her. At first she was upset by this, but then the fourth time we did this she had me call her by her sisters name. By doing this I got harder and lasted longer; she liked this feeling. We did this for a year and then my wife got pregnant. Five months into her pregnancy my wife stunned me by saying, "If you are horny I know my sister would love to feel that prick of yours in her pussy". I asked her why she said this, she told me the sister watched us one night knowing we used her panties during the sex and that I had been calling out her name during the sex. Since that time the sister had watched us every time we had sex. This was a great turn on, but I did not want to have sex with a minor and told my wife there was no way. My wife then said she would masturbate me while her sister watched. when she said this I got an immediate erection. My wife loved the idea of being voyeurs and we did this for the next three years.
 
One of my kinkiest in recent memory would be me with a much older Aussie (I am Asian and have a big fetish for white men) whom i got to know through work nd was visiting Singapore. We were fooling around in his hotel room and we decided to order some champagne.

The door bell rang and he told me to open it wearing only my thong and heels.

I was already a little drunk from the drinks and actually agreed!

Needless to say, the attendant was gaping and fumbling as he wheeled the ice bucket in.

I was feeling very naughty and asked him if he wanted a bj as a tip.

Of course he didnt refuse and I knelt down and sucked and blew and licked him off with him finishing in my mouth with my Aussie daddy looking on.

Where were you when I delivered pizza's???
 
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