Just Can't Seem to Stay Away

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Question: Why you gotta post pics of you in heels and totally ruin my night of solving the worlds problems through focused thought?!?!

Such an AB

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Yeah...and Gracie loves it. :D

:kiss: that makes me happy

They are lovely. Motley Crue themed, just like you wanted.

okay, I snorted. You made me snort. It's official now.

Question: Why you gotta post pics of you in heels and totally ruin my night of solving the worlds problems through focused thought?!?!

Such an AB

AD2

Is that really what you were doing? Because I don't believe you.

Such an AD
 
Is that really what you were doing? Because I don't believe you.

Such an AD

Yes I was. . .I was halfway through my Middle East peace plan when I saw those fucking heels on you.

and having a glass of aged nacho cheese. I use a straw. Less messy.
 
Yes I was. . .I was halfway through my Middle East peace plan when I saw those fucking heels on you.

and having a glass of aged nacho cheese. I use a straw. Less messy.

LMAO...aged nacho cheese through a straw. I knew you were a classy mother fucker!

I'm drinking a vintage boxed wine myself, in a sippy cup.
 
LMAO...aged nacho cheese through a straw. I knew you were a classy mother fucker!

I'm drinking a vintage boxed wine myself, in a sippy cup.

Unless you have your pinky out straight when you sip you are just low class.

You're lucky I read lips or else I would never know your avatar is asking for my AD.
 
LMAO...aged nacho cheese through a straw. I knew you were a classy mother fucker!

I'm drinking a vintage boxed wine myself, in a sippy cup.

That is hot. I'm drinking Mad Dog in a tervis tumbler through a straw!
 
Fuck. I live in Arizona.

Well guys, it was nice knowing you.

Can I post selfies from prison?
 
Fuck. I live in Arizona.

Well guys, it was nice knowing you.

Can I post selfies from prison?

You would have to smuggle something in....or do a favor or two. I hear prison guards have a thing for snarky women a good rack.;)
 
Fuck. I live in Arizona.

Well guys, it was nice knowing you.

Can I post selfies from prison?

I hope you go to the nice white collar hot lesbian prison like the one from my porn collection. That would be an awesome way to spend a few years.

and I'm pretty sure oral sex is only illegal where I live if you're texting, driving and getting head.

FUCK.

Looks like we're both going to jail.
 
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