Just Can't Seem to Stay Away

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Let me know when it's time for cake.

I called, you didn't answer :(

I'm....ah.....no blood above waist.....that......:kiss::kiss::kiss:

:devil:

hahaha

I am extra perky since stumbling upon your return:D How are you?

Nice! I like perk!

So how did dinner and drinks go?

I ate too much, got too drunk and acted a fool. It went smashingly. But I might die today...and I need water and advil.

Three cheers for your boobies!

hip hip hooray

I remember this one! Amazing!

Thank you

HOLY DAMN!!!!!!! I think I just bruised my eyeballs when they popped out and hit the screen!

Next time add a warning to those posts. "Warning may cause eyes to pop out and/or massive blood flow redirection south!"

I will keep that in mind!

I get excited just seeing the there are new pics! You are one of the hottest women on the web! And, I think you would enjoy me concentrating on those nipples!
:devil:

I appreciate taht...but I'm not!

next time ill supply the cream.

*insert witty pun*

Enjoy your drinks gorgeous.

You really should not be holding and caressing such heavy equipment alone.... I can be your spotter ;)

LMAO...good thinking doll

So, Uh... Anytime you need a hand rubbing in that lotion, I'm pretty good at stuff like that. Just sayin' :devil:

Are you? Nice!

Now that you got the greased up... don't we need to rub something hard between them?

LIke a baseball bat? Stripper pole? Broom handle? What?
 
First things first... Don't get drunk and ramble on lit... It takes some expert decoding and understanding individuals to "get it"... However, you then realize what the good people are...

P.S. sometimes the truth is deceived by the facts...
Don't ask what that means unless you have days of contemplating on your schedule :)

I'm fucking deep...

LOL...I don't text or call or Facebook or anything when I'm drunk. It's a personal rule.

Id like to help you rub those big breasts.

I bet you would...

Goin' old shool this morning....

Let it be soon, don't hesitate
Make it now, don't wait
Open your heart and let my love come in
I want the moment to start
When I can fill your heart with

thanks sweets, Im grouchy as fuck...that helped :)

7000+ views in 3 days? Yeh, PK was obviously missed!!! :rose:

I don't know if I should be flattered or creeped out!

Great Boobies :D


:cattail:

Why thank you
 
You might have contradicted this statement in another reply but since it was your birthday, I won't get too upset. ;)

Fuck. You caught me red handed. I guess I do drunk dial....:rolleyes: whatever, just shut the hell up and spank me.

beautiful!!

:rose: thanks

Prolly the latter...lol

Nice to have you back tho...

LMFAO, I thought so...

seems less creepy now that you dont have that scary ass avatar though...
 
Glad you had a good birthday dispite feeling it this morning. Birthday boobies were great heh. I had a present for you but it was so lengthy it didnt fit........

So Im going to PM it to you later once im done filling medicine orders for sick people :/
 
Glad you had a good birthday dispite feeling it this morning. Birthday boobies were great heh. I had a present for you but it was so lengthy it didnt fit........

So Im going to PM it to you later once im done filling medicine orders for sick people :/

I'm fairly certain you mean the D. I could be wrong...blame it on the blonde ;)
 
I'm fairly certain you mean the D. I could be wrong...blame it on the blonde ;)

Well.....depending on your. ...Activity levels...... That almost assuredly wont fit either....but you shouldnt take my word for it. Proof is readily available. But no, i had something else in mind, honest. :devil:
 
I'm fairly certain you are stunning in black and white. Oh wait...you're stunning in color, too.

Grouchy as fuck? Hmmm....music soothes the savage beast. Put on some old Motown and rock your body down to ground.

:D
 
The need to be in that bed with you today is off the charts babe. The way your body just looks like it is in need of a touch, of a kiss, of someone to take you in their hands and make you purrr. I will be that man.

What are you listening to? What is on your fuck soundtrack?
 
Allright, I have quite a few orders to fill (real, not PUNNY) by tomorrow.

Have some oldies, I'll be back later to respond oh so wittily, slightly flirtatiously enough to disguise a handful of snarky remarks. Yeah...it's that kind of day :rolleyes:

Oldies or not. You always look hot and sexy!:)
 
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