Have You Ever . . . .?

[vibes]

You ladies are well organised!

HYE cut short a date after realizing it would be less than satisfying?

 

[peekingone]

I masturbated after a date. Does that count?

HYE called up a fuck-buddy after a less than satisfying date?

Have not

HYE gone to a party and left your lingerie there on purpose?

 

[BongoGal]

HYE gone to a party and left your lingerie there on purpose?

Nope.

Have you ever been hit on by a friend's parent?

 

[Loves_Pink]

Nope.

Have you ever been hit on by a friend's parent?

No.

Have you??? {same question}

 

[BongoGal]

Have you??? {same question}

Yes. He was quite drunk, and he received a stern no.

Have you ever seen sexual photos or videos of people you knew who would be mortified to know that you had seen them?

 

[vibes]

Yes. He was quite drunk, and he received a stern no.

Have you ever seen sexual photos or videos of people you knew who would be mortified to know that you had seen them?

I wish I would

HYE uploaded a porn vid of yourself on the internet?

 

[BongoGal]

HYE uploaded a porn vid of yourself on the internet?

Hell no.

Have you ever been witness to a dramatic wardrobe malfunction?

 

[vibes]

Hell no.

Have you ever been witness to a dramatic wardrobe malfunction?

What ever is a 'dramatic wardrobe malfunction'? (remember I am a male on a porn message board: not all my blood is in the norther region)

 

[MattWolf]

Hell no.

Have you ever been witness to a dramatic wardrobe malfunction?

seen a poor woman's top come undone just as she was about to collect her degree certificate...

HYE. deliberately, accidentally on purposed allowed a little more flesh to show than you should?

 

[BongoGal]

HYE. deliberately, accidentally on purposed allowed a little more flesh to show than you should?

Yes. I feigned obliviousness as I let a terminally virginal young man get a clear view down my flimsy t-shirt. (It was in private and nothing sexual was ever said or implied between us. I simply wanted to tease him because he was outspokenly religious and proclaimed that he was saving himself for marriage and didn't even masturbate. I have always wondered if he gave in and masturbated after that or if he just waited for his erection to disappear. He definitely had one.)

Have you ever seen nakedness that you wish you could erase from your memory?

 

[MattWolf]

Have you ever seen nakedness that you wish you could erase from your memory?[/QUOTE]


Well I'm guessing we've all seen our parents naked... but beyond that, don't think so.

HYE. Planned a sexual surprise of some sort only to be discovered by the wrong person?

 

[FfordPrefect]

HYE. Planned a sexual surprise of some sort only to be discovered by the wrong person?

No such misfortune, thankfully.

Have you ever passed up on sleeping with someone and regretted it later?

 

[BongoGal]

Have you ever passed up on sleeping with someone and regretted it later?

Yep. I've had guys tell me that they were getting married, and I've congratulated them while silently cursing myself for not having given them a tumble while I had the chance.

Have you ever had a dry spell end very suddenly and unexpectedly?

 

[FfordPrefect]

Have you ever had a dry spell end very suddenly and unexpectedly?

Yes; going through one right now after an unexpected break-up.

Have you ever done something that you, at that time when you did it first considered it sexually deviant, but are now ok and comfortable doing?

 

[BongoGal]

Have you ever done something that you, at that time when you did it first considered it sexually deviant, but are now ok and comfortable doing?

Can't say that I have.

Have you ever been sexually touched while you were sleeping?

 

[MattWolf]

Can't say that I have.

Have you ever been sexually touched while you were sleeping?

I don't know. I was sleeping.

HYE. masturbated while somebody else in the same room was sleeping?

 

[johnnynice02]

Yes

I don't know. I was sleeping.

HYE. masturbated while somebody else in the same room was sleeping?

Old roommates girlfriend. Turned out she was not sleeping, she could see me, and she wanted to cum too.
HYE masturbated in your car admiring someone heading to or from the beach?

 

[BongoGal]

HYE masturbated in your car admiring someone heading to or from the beach?

Nope. Too public.

Have you ever learned after the fact that someone had been masturbating while watching you?

 

[vibes]

Nope. Too public.

Have you ever learned after the fact that someone had been masturbating while watching you?

No ... I have yet to learn it (wishful thinking)

HYE considered what is the indecent proposal rate you would accept?

 

[hd8001]

HYE considered what is the indecent proposal rate you would accept?[/QUOTE]

definitely.

HYE had an indecent proposal offered to you?

 

[BongoGal]

HYE had an indecent proposal offered to you?

Has anyone ever offered me money for sex? No.

Have you ever had sex with someone you met only a few hours earlier?

 

[vibes]

Yes, most of the sex I used to have a few decades ago.

HYE had sex in a swing club?

 

[BongoGal]

HYE had sex in a swing club?

Nope.

Have you ever stumbled upon someone's sex toy(s) or porn stash?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Nope.

Have you ever stumbled upon someone's sex toy(s) or porn stash?

When I was a kid, we found my friends parents stash. It had playboys and playgirl, and a few toys. We really had no idea what the toys were, and try as I might, I really can't recall what they were (when you have no real frame of reference, it's impossible to really remember something). But we did know what naked women were and so we read the playboys.


Have you ever left a sex toy somewhere it could be found to try to seduce someone?

 

[singledad68]

Have you ever left a sex toy somewhere it could be found to try to seduce someone?[/QUOTE]

Nope....believe it or not I've never been with someone that enjoys sex toys.

Have you ever had a relationship end because one of the two of you wanted something sexual that the other refused or could not provide?