Wow, My Ship Has Landed!

[R. Richard]

While the rest of you continue to slave over a hot keyboard, my ship has landed. Just think, $6800.00 per day from people that I don't know!

Notice: Your Funds transfer is Ready

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Πότε:Τετάρτη, 13 Νοέμβριος 2013
8:30 μ - 9:30 μ (GMT+00:00)
Από:luceinovia01@yahoo.gr Μήνυμα:Your Funds transfer is Ready

Kindly Contact United Nations
Attn: Beneficiaries,

We have concluded to effect your payment of $1, 800.000.00, through western union, but the maximum amount you will be receiving each day starting from tomorrow is $6800.00 daily until the funds is completely transferred. We are writing to inform you that your fund worthy of One Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($1, 800.000.00) has been handed over to the United Nations to transfer the fund through western union according to the instruction of the federal ministry of finance.

Base the outcome of the last meeting held 13th of November, 2013. The Federal Ministry of Finance has appointed United Nations to carry out transfer of outstanding fund to the beneficiaries who have not received their outstanding payment due to one reason or the other According to Mr. President his excellence Dr.Yayi Aboni who made this known to the every one that was present in that meeting.

From today onward you are advised to stop further contact with other Bank who claimed to have your fund in their Bank because your fund will be transfer to you $6800.00 daily through the western union money transfer under the United Nations. Note: you are not require to send any money once you paid the transfer charge fee of your payment file, instruction from Federal Ministry of Finance that once the transfer charge fee have been confirmed.

Kindly Contact United Nations:

Mr.Eric Leo
E-mail untednations@manager.in.th )
Telphone number: +229 68 811 818

Also reconfirm your information to them below

1) Your Name:...
2) Country:.....
3) Telephone:....
4) Home Address:..
5) Identity Card Or Passport:...


Thank you.
With my best regards,
Mrs.Lucein Ovia

 

[carlieplum]

You lucky devil! Just don't forget all the little people... ;-)

 

[Handley_Page]

But don't tell the Tax Man

 

[patientlee]

Actually, I think it sank.

 

[SamScribble]

While the rest of you continue to slave over a hot keyboard, my ship has landed.

It wasn't by any chance a spaceship, was it?

 

[horrorotica]

The funny thing is some people do actually believe those emails and send them all their info in the hope of the riches foretold. Suckers.

 

[StrangeLife]

While the rest of you continue to slave over a hot keyboard, my ship has landed. Just think, $6800.00 per day from people that I don't know!

Me too!

And I'm even getting $7.600 a day. I just didn't want to brag about it and make y'all feel envious, but why should I hide my good fortune?

Hey Richard - maybe we can have a drink together if our yachts should happen to be at the same tropical paradise island some time...


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WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER
MALAYSIAN PAY-OUT CENTER

Dear Western Union Beneficiary,

Transaction #: WUNT-MY7843****/2013 ( Your Security Code )

UNITED NATIONS PAYMENT NOTIFICATION.

We wish to inform you that the United Nations (UN) has authorized us to remit to you a total amount of $1,500,000.00 USD (One Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). This amount is to be paid to you because of the fact that you were selected as a beneficiary in the Last E-mail ballot promotion Held in Malaysia, by United Nations Poverty Alleviation Program. This Program is inline with the Social responsibility of the United Nations Organization, which is held once Every year to change the living status of five (5) lives around the Globe. This year, yourself and Four (4) other people were randomly selected. On behalf of the United Nations Organization, we wish to congratulate you formally. The funds was paid out to us, by the United Nations, And they have successfully succeeded in depositing your whole funds with us Here at Western Union Malaysia. They have now ordered us to take full Responsibility in the transfer process of your funds and thus commence the Immediate remittance of your funds to you.

Be strongly informed that because Of our Western Union transfer policy, your funds will be paid to you via our Western Union Daily Transfer limit of $7,600.00 USD. This means that you will Continuously receive a daily amount of $7,600.00 USD from us, and this amount Can be collected from any of our numerous Western Union outlets in your Current location.

To begin receiving your daily payment as stated above, we need you to provide Us with; Your Full Name, Address, and Phone Number. Upon receipt of the Requested details, your first transaction will be activated by you, before we can proceed to provide you with the Money Transfer Control others after 24 hours of Receiving each payment.

For more information on your payment status; E-mail Mrs. Pamela Lee: wumt_access01@mail.mn OR call our 24 hours Helpline @ +601-648-02-057 or 00601-648-02-057 for any inquiries on the above message.

Yours truly,
Miss. Monica Manca
For: United Nations/Western Union, Malaysia.

 

[soflabbwlvr]

Let me know when the meet up is scheduled. My money comes with some directives, but hey, she'll be dead in a year anyway

NAME: DEBORAH JENNIFER HERMAN

COUNTRY OF BIRTH:AUSTRALIA

ATTN:BELOVED,


GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF HUMANITY,I AM MRS DEBORAH JENNIFER HERMAN A CITIZEN OF AUSTRALIA BUT PRESENTLY IN THE MALAYSIA.I USED TO BE WORKING FOR THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, I AM 50 YEARS OLD, I AM NOW A NEW CHRISTIAN BUT FROM ALL INDICATION,MY CONDITIONS HEALTH WISE IS REALLY DETERIORATING DUE TO A PAINFUL LONG TIME OF SUFFERING FROM CANCER OF THE LUNGS AND NOW,FROM OBVIOUS RESULTS FROM MY DOCTORS INDICATES THAT I WON"T LIVE MORE THAN 1 YEAR, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS, THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE OF COMATOSE.

MY LATE HUSBAND DIED LAST FIVE YEARS, AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULDN'T PRODUCE ANY CHILD. MY LATE HUSBAND WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HIS DEATH, I INHERITED ALL HIS BUSINESS AND WEALTH.

THE DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVE FOR MORE THAN 1 YEAR, SO I NOW DECIDED TO DIVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH, TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AFRICA, AMERICA ASIA, AND EUROPE.


I SELECTED YOU AFTER VISITING THE WEBSITE AND I PRAYED OVER IT.I AM WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF $25,000,000USD (TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) TO THE LESS PRIVILEGED.

PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT THIS FUND IS LYING IN A SECURITY COMPANY IN THE MALAYSIA.ONCE I HEAR FROM YOU, I WILL FORWARD TO YOU ALL THE INFORMATION YOU WILL USE TO GET FUND RELEASED FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY AND TO BE TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT.

I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY WHEN TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE USE FOR THE SAID PURPOSE, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH ACQUISITION WITHOUT HUMILITY,ALL IS VANITY.

PLEASE PROVIDE ME WITH THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION SO I CAN FORWARD IT TO A CHURCH ATTORNEY WHOM MY DOCTORS RECOMMENDED SO THAT HE CAN GUIDE YOU ON CLAIM OF THE INHERITANCE FUNDS.

HE IS DILIGENT AND A CHRISTIAN SO I AM CONFIDENT HE IS GOING TO HANDLE THE TRANSACTION WITH YOU AND LEAD, ADVICE YOU ON HOW TO SECURE THE FUNDS IN YOUR FAVOR.

INFORMATION NEEDED

FULL NAME...................................

FULL ADDRESS......................................

COMPANY AND ADDRESS:...........................

MARITAL STATUS:.....................

RELIGION:.................

SEX:............................

FAX NO..............................................

PHONE NO:..................





MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY.

YOU?RE SISTER IN CHRIST.

MRS DEBORAH JENNIFER HERMAN

Mine is coming from the church attorney, and it's blessed by God, so it has to be legit

 

[StrangeLife]

Let me know when the meet up is scheduled.

Then let me be the first to welcome you to the official Literotica 90ft Yacht Club.

 

[soflabbwlvr]

Then let me be the first to welcome you to the official Literotica 90ft Yacht Club.

Do you have any Grey Poupon?

 

[StrangeLife]

Do you have any Grey Poupon?

But of course.

 

[R. Richard]

It wasn't by any chance a spaceship, was it?

Flying saucer, actually.

 

[PayDay]

DOING IT WRONG.

The trick is to stop trying..

 

[StrangeLife]

DOING IT WRONG.

The trick is to stop trying..

Says the person calling himself PayDay...

 

[TE999]

While the rest of you continue to slave over a hot keyboard, my ship has landed. Just think, $6800.00 per day from people that I don't know!

Notice: Your Funds transfer is Ready

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Πότε:Τετάρτη, 13 Νοέμβριος 2013
8:30 μ - 9:30 μ (GMT+00:00)
Από:luceinovia01@yahoo.gr Μήνυμα:Your Funds transfer is Ready

Kindly Contact United Nations
Attn: Beneficiaries,

We have concluded to effect your payment of $1, 800.000.00, through western union, but the maximum amount you will be receiving each day starting from tomorrow is $6800.00 daily until the funds is completely transferred. We are writing to inform you that your fund worthy of One Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($1, 800.000.00) has been handed over to the United Nations to transfer the fund through western union according to the instruction of the federal ministry of finance.

Base the outcome of the last meeting held 13th of November, 2013. The Federal Ministry of Finance has appointed United Nations to carry out transfer of outstanding fund to the beneficiaries who have not received their outstanding payment due to one reason or the other According to Mr. President his excellence Dr.Yayi Aboni who made this known to the every one that was present in that meeting.

From today onward you are advised to stop further contact with other Bank who claimed to have your fund in their Bank because your fund will be transfer to you $6800.00 daily through the western union money transfer under the United Nations. Note: you are not require to send any money once you paid the transfer charge fee of your payment file, instruction from Federal Ministry of Finance that once the transfer charge fee have been confirmed.

Kindly Contact United Nations:

Mr.Eric Leo
E-mail untednations@manager.in.th )
Telphone number: +229 68 811 818

Also reconfirm your information to them below

1) Your Name:...
2) Country:.....
3) Telephone:....
4) Home Address:..
5) Identity Card Or Passport:...


Thank you.
With my best regards,
Mrs.Lucein Ovia

Seems legit.

 

[PayDay]

Says the person calling himself PayDay...

Exactly?

Want some candy says the Laurel echo?

 

[R. Richard]

The 'UN e-mail address' is actually in Thailand. If the amount were legit, it would be converted from Baht and would not be a round number.

 

[PayDay]

The 'UN e-mail address' is actually in Thailand. If the amount were legit, it would be converted from Baht and would not be a round number.

Pretentious says what?