Wild sex? Do you realise I'd be happy with tame, domesticated, politically correct sex right now?I've never had a girl think wild sex was funny. Have you been having the wrong kind of wild sex?
Wild sex? Do you realise I'd be happy with tame, domesticated, politically correct sex right now?
Though... were you aware that I giggle a lot during sex when it happens?
Would it helped if I sent you pictures of my butt-hole Tom?I'd giggle the shit out of myself if I was having domesticated, politically correct sex. How the hell do you do that?
'cuse me my dear. I do believe my penis would enjoy coming in contact with your butthole before slowly spreading your sphincter and eventually depositing a thick creamy load of sperm into your buttocks. Would that be ok with you?
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You brits are wayyyyyyy to funny, ya know?
Was this because of my tomato joke?I'd giggle the shit out of myself if I was having domesticated, politically correct sex. How the hell do you do that?
'cuse me my dear. I do believe my penis would enjoy coming in contact with your butthole before slowly spreading your sphincter and eventually depositing a thick creamy load of sperm into your buttocks. Would that be ok with you?
You brits are wayyyyyyy to funny, ya know?
Don't you think you're flattering him to think that thing might go anywhere near me?
Could you let Tom know the difference between discussion and foreplay?
Don't you think you're flattering him to think that thing might go anywhere near me?
Could you let Tom know the difference between discussion and foreplay?
I know, I know but do you think Tom really cares so long as he's pumping his jizz into it?
D'ya think he saying those things to give me nightmares?
can't you just give those nightmares back?
Are you kidding? I'm gonna clean up - have you seen the price of nightmares on eBay?
lol can I give some of mine then?Are you kidding? I'm gonna clean up - have you seen the price of nightmares on eBay?
I don't want to spook the market - could you wait till mine have sold?
Shouldn't we all show just a bit of respect for the holiday like that? 
How cum you used the word "spook" on this thread on the day before Halloween rather than on Halloween itself?
How cum you used the word "spook" on this thread on the day before Halloween rather than on Halloween itself?
Didn't someone send sticky out to look for them? They all hang out in Harry Potter land, don't they?
Howdy indi!
How have you been?
I thought they hung out with you.
Hi, Tom.
Do you really think there'll be any goblin in my house tonight?
Hi Indi - Do you know how nice it is to have another woman posting here?
... well I can see where I rank!
Did you know I nearly went to school with Emma, well she's a couple of years older than me?I've been good. Spent the week in Vegas last week and didn't come home broke ... so life is good, doncha think?
Ohhhhhhhh ...
have you ever met mister potter there sticks?
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