I don't know alot of people who dress up as smurfs just for fun. Is there some Secret Smurf Society up there?The smurf stuff isn't for Halloween, it's just for fun.
Cuz that would be smurftastic!
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Cuz that would be smurftastic!
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LOL! Not that I know of. But I will be eyeing my neighbors differently now, wondering if they are getting their smurf on too.
It's all Papa_Cali's fault. So if it is awesome, we can thank him. If it sucks, well, we can blame him.
It can be the plot of some B horror movie...... travelers passing through Michigan after dark..... robbed and lynched by chainsaw wielding SmurfsLOL! Not that I know of. But I will be eyeing my neighbors differently now, wondering if they are getting their smurf on too.
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It can be the plot of some B horror movie...... travelers passing through Michigan after dark..... robbed and lynched by chainsaw wielding Smurfs
Or it could be part of some cheap porno with bad lighting and a cheesy plot. "Smurfette gets her cherry popped".
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This is amazing, and so beautiful. Two artists preforming togather; Stephan Braun on chello, and Valerie Inertie on cyr-wheel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4eBw4wxzzA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4eBw4wxzzA
But Smurfs aren't human. I'd feel weird watching non-human porn.
Unlike human porn, which feels perfectly natural of course.
That was incredible to watch. I had never even heard of a cyr wheel before.
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So you never watch animated porn, like monsters or creatures n stuff? Cause it's pretty hawt.But Smurfs aren't human. I'd feel weird watching non-human porn.
Unlike human porn, which feels perfectly natural of course.
. I had never heard of a cyr-wheel either. This video came across my Facebook and I was amazed. She makes it look so easy and flawless.
So you never watch animated porn, like monsters or creatures n stuff? Cause it's pretty hawt.
No. I've never watched that. When I watch porn I want to see a real live woman with a radiant smile, delicious breastesses and dangerous curves.
Not seamonsters with tentacles or vaguely reptilian creatures from the cartoon planet Tanith IV.
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No. I've never watched that. When I watch porn I want to see a real live woman with a radiant smile, delicious breastesses and dangerous curves.
Not seamonsters with tentacles or vaguely reptilian creatures from the cartoon planet Tanith IV.
Your way is nice, no question.
But sometimes it's nice to see a werewolf type giant, twice the size of some little bimbo. Watch him wrap his rough hands all the way around her tiny waist to lift her up and back down on his massively huge cock. Watch her cartoon titties bounce all around as he has his way with her. Or maybe he is some reptilian alien who chases her down the corridor of a space station....perhaps I've said too much. You must think I'm a freak. If it makes a difference, I don't usually watch any porn.
Are you sure? The lady doth protest too much.If it makes a difference, I don't usually watch any porn.
I don't think you're a freak. I used to have an alien fantasy as a teenager. Just the one though. And it was with a humanoid type alien.
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LOL! I'm sure. I don't have enough time alone to.
Guess you'll just have to daydream like I do
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Guess you'll just have to daydream like I do
Oh, there's plenty of that. I have lots of day dreams staring all my favorite listers.
Oh, there's plenty of that. I have lots of day dreams staring all my favorite listers.
Lucky folks
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Why is that surprising?
I'm not a werewolf or reptilian alien hehe
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Yeah, I did, thanks. Went to a workshop yesterday and carved pumpkins today. And made potato soup and pumpkin seeds today.
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