Blurting it out....Playground style

[respeito]

OH MAN! I YOU!!


at what point will the angry sex ensue? First? Before the beating? During?


You got that right....some of the best pizza I've ever had... I've had in a a few different states and it was all good, but the one in Asheville, NC was the best... sooooo good.

during, it will make the pizza taste better.

If there is a Mellow Mushroom trip being had I wanna go too JUST sayin!

i'll swing by and pick you up!

 

[fungatorgurl101]

of course!! don't forget da boobies! is all!!

THEY DO sorta travel with me

during, it will make the pizza taste better.



i'll swing by and pick you up!

WAHOO I will have the twizzlers to munch on til we get there

 

[respeito]

THEY DO sorta travel with me

WAHOO I will have the twizzlers to munch on til we get there

cowslinger can munch on your "twizzlers" until we get there.

*laughs*

 

[cowslinger64]

THEY DO sorta travel with me



WAHOO I will have the twizzlers to munch on til we get there

cowslinger can munch on your "twizzlers" until we get there.

*laughs*

I see I have the ingredients for a very fine and tasty slinger sammich.

 

[VanGogh66]

Let's get this day started

 

[Scentofawoman]

Let's get this day started

I don't want to do anything today. I just want to lay in my bed...

 

[VanGogh66]

I don't want to do anything today. I just want to lay in my bed...

That's the way I am most days but I'm trying not to be lazy this weekend.

 

[Scentofawoman]

That's the way I am most days but I'm trying not to be lazy this weekend.

Blah it's gonna snow I'm gonna be lazy.

 

[VanGogh66]

Blah it's gonna snow I'm gonna be lazy.

Snow? What's that?

 

[Scentofawoman]

Snow? What's that?

Lol! Spoiled Texan!

 

[VanGogh66]

Lol! Spoiled Texan!

Try calling me spoiled when summer comes around.

 

[Marguerite01]

Watched this and been laughing ever since. The difference between "porn sex" and "real sex" explained with vegetables.
http://hw-mobile.worldstarhiphop.com/u/vid/2013/07/pornsex_mobile.mp4?ri=512000&rs=850

 

[respeito]

just when i thought i'd seen it all: the snuggery; a place where you can enjoy the healing power of touch with a cuddling session.

$50.00 will get you a 45 minute session at "The Snuggle House," $100.00 if you want two professional cuddlers concurrently. or, if you have $60.00, you can get spooned professionally for an entire hour.

here comes the boom: you can enjoy an overnight session to the tune of $425.00 from 10:30 p.m. - 7:00 a.m.

Please feel free to bring DVDs, books, and snacks.

sexual activity is prohibited, and you can bring movies, snacks, and books. is it me, or does this sound like you'd be paying for a sleepover?

 

[TheSilverLining]

I totally want to be a professional spooner.
That made my day.

 

[respeito]

I totally want to be a professional spooner.
That made my day.

i'm thinking of becoming a professional kisser.

 

[MSH2]

i'm thinking of becoming a professional kisser.

Where do I apply?

 

[respeito]

Where do I apply?

my first customer.

ahoy, captain.

 

[MSH2]

my first customer.

ahoy, captain.

mmhhhmmmm do I have to pay for kisses? or do I get a sample first?

 

[respeito]

mmhhhmmmm do I have to pay for kisses? or do I get a sample first?

*points to the payment jar* pay up, pirate.

 

[MSH2]

*points to the payment jar* pay up, pirate.

What do I get for four Lindt chocolates, a squeeze and stir tomato and basil soup and a handful of lego blocks?

 

[respeito]

What do I get for four Lindt chocolates, a squeeze and stir tomato and basil soup and a handful of lego blocks?

you can get back in line.... *takes the chocolates*

 

[MSH2]

you can get back in line.... *takes the chocolates*

I;m classing that as a deposit!

 

[respeito]

I;m classing that as a deposit!

*attempting a sexy wink*

 

[MSH2]

*attempting a sexy wink*

*grins and winks back*

 

[TheSilverLining]

*attempting a sexy wink*

Sexy winking never works for me.
I just look like I've got a nervous tick instead.
*le sigh*