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[indy0311]

Not lately,no, actually you look familiar, could you be a member at my gym?

I don't think so... is your gym in my basement?

 

[Tryharder62]

I don't think so... is your gym in my basement?

Could you invite me over to see if I want to join?

 

[indy0311]

Could you invite me over to see if I want to join?

It's a long drive from Illinois (almost in Iowa), isn't it? Do you think you'd be there often enough to make a membership pay?

 

[Tryharder62]

It's a long drive from Illinois (almost in Iowa), isn't it? Do you think you'd be there often enough to make a membership pay?

Doesn't membership have it's privaledges?

 

[indy0311]

Doesn't membership have it's privaledges?

Are you referring to frequent flyer miles?

 

[mamasota]

Are you referring to frequent flyer miles?

Now why would I need those, did you forget angels have their own gossamer wings?

 

[indy0311]

Now why would I need those, did you forget angels have their own gossamer wings?

But can gossamer really support the weight of an angel?

 

[mamasota]

But can gossamer really support the weight of an angel?

Angels can work all types of miracles, don't you believe in magic?

 

[indy0311]

Angels can work all types of miracles, don't you believe in magic?

Do angels have tails -- and do they normally dress in red?

 

[mamasota]

Do angels have tails -- and do they normally dress in red?

LOL It is the costume, are there any rules about them dressing up for Halloween?


*muy bueno, indy

 

[indy0311]

LOL It is the costume, are there any rules about them dressing up for Halloween?


*muy bueno, indy

I always imagined angels as having nearly transparent flowing white garments... Did you ever wonder why an angel's girl parts didn't show through a transparent gown?

(Or was it just me?)

 

[mamasota]

I always imagined angels as having nearly transparent flowing white garments... Did you ever wonder why an angel's girl parts didn't show through a transparent gown?

(Or was it just me?)

I never thought about that, no, but now you are making me think about the male angel's parts, do you have good eyesight?

 

[indy0311]

I never thought about that, no, but now you are making me think about the male angel's parts, do you have good eyesight?

Blind as a bat... glasses lens as thick as the bottom of a coke bottle... but, don't you think I'd give the rest of my vision to see angelic girl parts?

 

[Pookie]

Pookie?

What?

 

[mamasota]

Blind as a bat... glasses lens as thick as the bottom of a coke bottle... but, don't you think I'd give the rest of my vision to see angelic girl parts?

My contacts get foggy sometimes, OK I do not know if there is an audition for angelic girl parts,
should I find out and let you know?

 

[indy0311]

My contacts get foggy sometimes, OK I do not know if there is an audition for angelic girl parts,
should I find out and let you know?

Would you do that for me?

 

[mamasota]

Would you do that for me?

Claro que sí, is there any doubt that I would?

 

[indy0311]

Claro que sí, is there any doubt that I would?

I don't speak Spanish... does "Claro que si" mean "there is no chance in the world, gringo"?

 

[mamasota]

I don't speak Spanish... does "Claro que si" mean "there is no chance in the world, gringo"?

Claro que no LOL of course not, is your hand too busy to click on your translator?

 

[indy0311]

Claro que no LOL of course not, is your hand too busy to click on your translator?

I was told that online translators were almost worthless in the opinion of someone who really speaks the language. Is that not true?

 

[mamasota]

I was told that online translators were almost worthless in the opinion of someone who really speaks the language. Is that not true?

I agree, when you really want to get a feeling for the colloquial expressions, and now you mention it,
perhaps you could hire a private tutor?

 

[indy0311]

I agree, when you really want to get a feeling for the colloquial expressions, and now you mention it,
perhaps you could hire a private tutor?

Perhaps that would be the thing to do... do you happen to know any that are looking for a "position"?

 

[mamasota]

Perhaps that would be the thing to do... do you happen to know any that are looking for a "position"?

I am assuming the position might need somebody with my experiencia,
so what are the benefits?

 

[indy0311]

I am assuming the position might need somebody with my experiencia,
so what are the benefits?

I'm afraid the pay wouldn't be all that great... would you consider working for Chocolate fudge swirl ice cream with caramel and hazel nuts and maybe some irish cream?

If you were to drive a really hard bargain, I might even throw in some dinner. Would that be enough?

 

[mamasota]

I'm afraid the pay wouldn't be all that great... would you consider working for Chocolate fudge swirl ice cream with caramel and hazel nuts and maybe some irish cream?

If you were to drive a really hard bargain, I might even throw in some dinner. Would that be enough?

Ay qué delicioso, sounds absolutely sinful all that that nice creamy concoction there,
you really are serious about double the pleasure, aren't you?

But wait, isn't it supposed to be dinner first, and dessert comes after?


*somebody is paying attention