Crimes of Passion

[Fata Morgana]

I'd like to do that with my boss using a hedgehog.

I'm waffling now.

 

[butters]

A bit like cock lego.

except it doesn't hurt your feet when you step on them in the dark

 

[Killswitch]

Ok now you know so you can take those pics down.

Jeez.

 

[Fata Morgana]

except it doesn't hurt your feet when you step on them in the dark

hahahahah!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ok now you know so you can take those pics down.

Jeez.

I've seen worse on here.

Namely Kitty's cheesy pasta cock and someone posted a cock spilt in four ejaculating. That was the WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.

 

[Aquagal]

See I would never have guessed it was that. I thought it involved a blade, probably thinking of Doberman's tails.

Since you asked so nicely:

https://www.xtube.com/album.php?s=LT13mn9MEhy

 

[Recidiva]

I've seen worse on here.

Namely Kitty's cheesy pasta cock and someone posted a cock spilt in four ejaculating. That was the WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.

dolf's prolapsed uterus was not pretty. Not her uterus (I hope.) She just posted a picture.

 

[Recidiva]

Whats a drag is unless I was dreaming I watched a video there the other night where a girl stuffs a whole bag of M & M's up her butt. I was certain I bookmarked as well.

It's not in my bookmarks and I searched M & M's and can't find the vid.

I was going to start a Is Nothing Sacred thread with the link because ....well.

Don't be sticking M & M's up your butt.

laughed. again.

 

[Fata Morgana]

dolf's prolapsed uterus was not pretty. Not her uterus (I hope.) She just posted a picture.

I don't think I saw that. I saw a weightlifter with an exploding arse and that was really, really bad.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Since you asked so nicely:

https://www.xtube.com/album.php?s=LT13mn9MEhy

Oh that mental bastard.

 

[Aquagal]

Whats a drag is unless I was dreaming I watched a video there the other night where a girl stuffs a whole bag of M & M's up her butt. I was certain I bookmarked as well.

It's not in my bookmarks and I searched M & M's and can't find the vid.

I was going to start a Is Nothing Sacred thread with the link because ....well.

Don't be sticking M & M's up your butt.

She'd poop rainbows.

 

[Recidiva]

She'd poop rainbows.

That's Skittles.

Oh god, I can't breathe...

 

[Killswitch]

She'd poop rainbows.

Do M & M's melt in your butt?

 

[butters]

Do M & M's melt in your butt?

the peanuts don't


not that i've tried, y'understand....
m&m's are for ma mouf

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

She'd poop rainbows.

That's Skittles™.

M&Ms melts in your butt, not in your hand?

 

[Recidiva]

That's Skittles™.

M&Ms melts in your butt, not in your hand?

EVEN MORE AWESOME.

Have I mentioned I love you?

I love you.

 

[SigmundFraud]

Seriously, people - we deserve better.

No.

No you don't.

 

[SigmundFraud]

I love Laurel because yesterday she said this to someone:

3) Trolls will stop trolling when they stop receiving attention from trolling. They live for attention. Ignoring them will starve them. Giving them attention by arguing with them and making threads about how sad they make you will only encourage them.

Now, she knows this to be true. Kind of. On some of them this will work on and some of them are just toddlers and small dogs that will chew up your shit and jump on you and make you want to be involved to show adult behavior properly.

The thing is I was not trolling Bg23. I was wooing her.

Laurel so fucking jealous.

Good lord she needs fucked bad.

 

[Recidiva]

The thing is I was not trolling Bg23. I was wooing her.

Laurel so fucking jealous.

Good lord she needs fucked bad.

If you hadn't done it I'd have missed the Firefly reference.

I love Firefly.

Worked out fine for me.

 

[SigmundFraud]

I called Bg23 a ho and Laurel goes on a rant about fat people.

Who said anything about fat people?

Some people and their complexes. Seriously.

Laurel lay down on my couch and tell me about your mother.

 

[SigmundFraud]

If you hadn't done it I'd have missed the Firefly reference.

I love Firefly.

Worked out fine for me.

I am simply misunderstood.

 

[Recidiva]

I called Bg23 a ho and Laurel goes on a rant about fat people.

Who said anything about fat people?

Some people and their complexes. Seriously.

Laurel lay down on my couch and tell me about your mother.

It's my guess she was responding to you not as someone who dislikes bg23 and likes me (although that could also be implied from the text), but as a person unwilling to post under their regular ID. There's a cowardice tax on top of an "unoriginal post" tax.

May I say I have no idea who the hell you are and if this is a trap, fuck you.

 

[Recidiva]

I am simply misunderstood.

Yes, all your 39 posts have provided an in depth portrait of a person who...can't really be bothered.

 

[SigmundFraud]

It's my guess she was responding to you not as someone who dislikes bg23 and likes me (although that could also be implied from the text), but as a person unwilling to post under their regular ID. There's a cowardice tax on top of an "unoriginal post" tax.

May I say I have no idea who the hell you are and if this is a trap, fuck you.

Do not know you. Do not Know BG23. It was a random blurt. Much like turrets.

Actually I fucked up and thought I was in the prostitution thread which then the blurt may have gone over better.

 

[SigmundFraud]

Yes, all your 39 posts have provided an in depth portrait of a person who...can't really be bothered.

Not true.

I care.

Lay down tell me your problems.