How Old is...

[yossi]

They fucking well do. Me and Yossariankat are getting married. IT WILL COUNT I tell you.

Of course it will! Oh and for all of the bouquets, I'm thinking edible cheese flowers, in case there's a snack emergency during the ceremony.

Didn't Yossariankat change her name recently? That's always a bad sign, you know.

I'll never live it down. Branded for life. "Flighty."

Bring cheese and rope, and you'll be golden.

That...yeah, that sounds about right actually. Double points for creative bondage cheese.

If so, I want to banish Fata & Yoss to the PG for a week because they've been so entirely mean about my dietary dislikes.

Cunts.

Even you wouldn't be so cruel to the poor denizens of the PG.

 

[RobDownSouth]

yeah, you're the closest so far - mid twenties.

Three engagements and you're in your mid-twenties?

Would it be safe to say you're just a girl who can't say "no"?

 

[Adre]

She certainly has trouble with 'I do.'

 

[RobDownSouth]

She certainly has trouble with 'I do.'

Well technically, she does, but then she doesn't.

Or maybe she says she will, but then she doesn't.

Or maybe....jeez, this is confusing.....

 

[John Doe]

Byron in Exile = Mid-to-late 30s. Nothing specific I can point to. Just an overall impression based on my interactions with him over the years.

 

[bg23]

25ish, because when we chatted you were in university and the usual age for your your semester. -"ish" because I'm not sure I'm accurately estimating the passage of time since then.

Good memory!

Three engagements and you're in your mid-twenties?

Would it be safe to say you're just a girl who can't say "no"?

My rebound record is probably to blame.

 

[bg23]

Fata strikes me as 33. I don't know why, that number just suits her. Symmetrical and saucy.

 

[bg23]

Of course it will! Oh and for all of the bouquets, I'm thinking edible cheese flowers, in case there's a snack emergency during the ceremony.



I'll never live it down. Branded for life. "Flighty."



That...yeah, that sounds about right actually. Double points for creative bondage cheese.



Even you wouldn't be so cruel to the poor denizens of the PG.

What was your name before Yossi?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fata strikes me as 33. I don't know why, that number just suits her. Symmetrical and saucy.

That's cos Jesus was 33 and he was very symmetrical and saucy. Plus we're both Capricorns and wear sandals.

I'm 44 though, so you weren't that far wrong in some ways!

 

[yossi]

What was your name before Yossi?

I had a brief, I'm going to say less than 24 hours, interlude as "dolphinlegs" a couple days ago.

 

[IndieSnob]

What was your name before Yossi?

HI BG.

Just so you know, Yoss is great people. You should get to know her. She's awesome.

Also, I miss seeing you around.

 

[bg23]

That's cos Jesus was 33 and he was very symmetrical and saucy. Plus we're both Capricorns and wear sandals.

I'm 44 though, so you weren't that far wrong in some ways!

44 is very symmetrical, and downright SASSY.

 

[Adre]

A sassy cunt for sure.

 

[bg23]

I had a brief, I'm going to say less than 24 hours, interlude as "dolphinlegs" a couple days ago.

oh, there was no name before yossariankat? i like dolphinlegs, you should go through the whole list of dolphin body parts and creep people out. i vote for dolphintits next.

HI BG.

Just so you know, Yoss is great people. You should get to know her. She's awesome.

Also, I miss seeing you around.

hi indie

she seems pretty cool. i like most of the 2013 freshmen litgrrls.

aw, thanks, i miss seeing you around too, you keep vanishing suddenly.

 

[bg23]

http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/q71/1000945_10151693368172779_1576205039_n.jpg

i thought this was relevant.

 

[IndieSnob]

http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/q71/1000945_10151693368172779_1576205039_n.jpg

i thought this was relevant.

You speak the truth.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/fb33710ebdb109ca6503bff4744eb8f9/tumblr_mnjn2owsV91sr4qjro1_500.jpg


http://31.media.tumblr.com/3b3816d5e797f68582ef169d29ee16a0/tumblr_mnzji06FTK1sr4qjro1_500.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

HI BG.

Just so you know, Yoss is great people. You should get to know her. She's awesome.

Also, I miss seeing you around.

I hate agreeing with you. Seems wrong.

 

[bg23]

You speak the truth.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/fb33710ebdb109ca6503bff4744eb8f9/tumblr_mnjn2owsV91sr4qjro1_500.jpg


http://31.media.tumblr.com/3b3816d5e797f68582ef169d29ee16a0/tumblr_mnzji06FTK1sr4qjro1_500.jpg

oh my god that mustache makes you look like you're about to go commit a sex crime

 

[bg23]

I thought you were 40.

Thanks for ruining it.

BG. I thought she was 50+. I'm not even kidding. And then I saw her ass and thought 35ish.

Nice ass.

Sorry. I'll stop calling you "young and stupid" and just stick with "batshit crazy."



Thanks.

 

[IndieSnob]

I hate agreeing with you. Seems wrong.

Wow, I've been an incredibly nice person this morning, especially considering the fact I haven't slept yet.

And here you are, all full of piss and vinegar in your cunt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

oh my god that mustache makes you look like you're about to go commit a sex crime

It's made me uneasy. I've put the cat out of the room.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Wow, I've been an incredibly nice person this morning, especially considering the fact I haven't slept yet.

And here you are, all full of piss and vinegar in your cunt.

That was me being an incredibly nice person TO YOU. That's all you get today, you cunt. Back to normal business now.

 

[IndieSnob]

Hi ladies!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb312fdad45a963299602e4d2cb7b207/tumblr_mnjn2owsV91sr4qjro2_500.jpg

 

[bg23]

Wow, I've been an incredibly nice person this morning, especially considering the fact I haven't slept yet.

And here you are, all full of piss and vinegar in your cunt.

that seems both painful and unhygienic, and therefore somebody has probably made porn out of it.

It's made me uneasy. I've put the cat out of the room.

it does draw the eye though. hypnotic

 

[bg23]

Hi ladies!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb312fdad45a963299602e4d2cb7b207/tumblr_mnjn2owsV91sr4qjro2_500.jpg

my dad had a stache like that

it totally made him look like he was stuck perpetually in the 70s