How Old is...

[islandman]

She posted cheese, I was putty in her hands from then on.

Are you registered at Cracker Barrel?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Are you registered at Cracker Barrel?

Never heard of it, is it a yank thing?

 

[Phelia]

I fully endorse the MorganaKat union and I would like to bring Laurel as my date to the wedding. We'll have to get creative about a gift, though, because she spent all our money saying "Youth is wasted on the young" several times in a row. That KRC drives a hard bargain.

 

[gravyrug]

I fully endorse the MorganaKat union and I would like to bring Laurel as my date to the wedding. We'll have to get creative about a gift, though, because she spent all our money saying "Youth is wasted on the young" several times in a row. That KRC drives a hard bargain.

Bring cheese and rope, and you'll be golden.

 

[butters]

I'm neither 15 nor 29 nor 32.

24?

23... *shrugs* i give up

 

[Noor]

I have never been e-married, but I suppose I could use an e-wife to keep the riffraff down while I explore the object of my desire.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I was just speaking from my own experience, having had 3 e-wives at one point, all of whom proved faithless in the end.

Didn't Yossariankat change her name recently? That's always a bad sign, you know.

But I've sworn off e-marriage. It's for the birds. Now I just have sex with my friends' wives. I'm finding that people I respect have really good taste in women.

It's just as well. AJ sez legalizin' e-marriage will lead to e-polygamy and e-bestiality.

 

[Phelia]

Bring cheese and rope, and you'll be golden.

Never leave home without 'em!

The only reason I would ever get e-married would be to avoid deportation. I do not want to end up in the Playground.

 

[girlsmiley]

A bit of a whelp. I'd tell you I'm wise and mature beyond my years in spirit and in soul, but that's a lot of garbage - I'm YEARS behind. I think it's why we're kindred

And can we make you a young-seeming 18 instead of 12? I don't want to have to tell the neighbors that I'm a sex offender.

I thought you were 40.

Thanks for ruining it.

BG. I thought she was 50+. I'm not even kidding. And then I saw her ass and thought 35ish.

Nice ass.

 

[IndieSnob]

Never leave home without 'em!

The only reason I would ever get e-married would be to avoid deportation. I do not want to end up in the Playground.

Holy shit, you just gave me a brilliant idea.

I wonder if there is anyway Laurel could make it so someone couldn't leave a certain section of the forums.

If so, I want to banish Fata & Yoss to the PG for a week because they've been so entirely mean about my dietary dislikes.

Cunts.

 

[Phelia]

I thought you were 40.

Thanks for ruining it.

BG. I thought she was 50+. I'm not even kidding. And then I saw her ass and thought 35ish.

Nice ass.

Sowry! I will be, eventually, if that helps.

Have you heard of Lorde? 16 year old singer from NZ that my sister will not shut up about. Says this girl's the next big thing, but then I got annoyed with her mogul-talk and wrote a hypothetical Petfinder description in case she were a puppy looking to get adopted and she got exasperated. We're a weird family.

The song she likes is Royals.

Holy shit, you just gave me a brilliant idea.

I wonder if there is anyway Laurel could make it so someone couldn't leave a certain section of the forums.

If so, I want to banish Fata & Yoss to the PG for a week because they've been so entirely mean about my dietary dislikes.

Cunts.

You can't spell coconuts without cunts. A little jumbled but it's there.

 

[butters]

phelia! did you like my elephant or did you, too, think it was a rendition of a fat person bending over?

 

[Byron In Exile]

I fully endorse the MorganaKat union and I would like to bring Laurel as my date to the wedding. We'll have to get creative about a gift, though, because she spent all our money saying "Youth is wasted on the young" several times in a row. That KRC drives a hard bargain.

I want to bring Laurel.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I have never been e-married, but I suppose I could use an e-wife to keep the riffraff down while I explore the object of my desire.

It's not all it's cracked up to be.

 

[Byron In Exile]

It's just as well. AJ sez legalizin' e-marriage will lead to e-polygamy and e-bestiality.

AJ is nuts.

Besides, you have me on ignore, already.

 

[girlsmiley]

Sowry! I will be, eventually, if that helps.

Have you heard of Lorde? 16 year old singer from NZ that my sister will not shut up about. Says this girl's the next big thing, but then I got annoyed with her mogul-talk and wrote a hypothetical Petfinder description in case she were a puppy looking to get adopted and she got exasperated. We're a weird family.

The song she likes is Royals.



You can't spell coconuts without cunts. A little jumbled but it's there.

I was kidding!

Lorde? Yes, ma'am.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=46834158&postcount=2468

She sang at Splendour. Flew over, sang, and was back at school the next day.

http://splendourinthegrass.com/

HAIM and MS MR (In my sig) were there too.

 

[Phelia]

phelia! did you like my elephant or did you, too, think it was a rendition of a fat person bending over?

Oh, you got your cam!!! I just looked now - it's CLEARLY an elephant! You gave him toenails and everything! Chippy, it's so fucking charming - thank you

I'm going to go knock some sense into those nincompoops.

I want to bring Laurel.

Ok, ok. I'd call you a knave, but I know she'll have a wonderful time. You're crazy if you think I'm not stealing her for a dance or two, though.

 

[Phelia]

I was kidding!

Lorde? Yes, ma'am.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=46834158&postcount=2468

She sang at Splendour. Flew over, sang, and was back at school the next day.

http://splendourinthegrass.com/

HAIM and MS MR (In my sig) were there too.

It was a convincing performance!

I've click-molested your signature so many times! I think I prefer Tennis Courts, but I'm shocked that she's only 16. My sister just saw her in NYC - said it was a great show. I'll have to keep an eye out for her up here.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Ok, ok. I'd call you a knave, but I know she'll have a wonderful time. You're crazy if you think I'm not stealing her for a dance or two, though.

She can dance with whomever she likes, as long as I bring her in.

And take her out. Don't ruffle her, the dress is expensive.

 

[butters]

She can dance with whomever she likes, as long as I bring her in.

And take her out. Don't ruffle her, the dress is expensive.

keep the dress, we'll take laurel dancin' naked in the rain....

 

[Byron In Exile]

keep the dress, we'll take laurel dancin' naked in the rain....

She's a lady.

Take your phantasy elsewhere.

 

[butters]

She's a lady.

Take your phantasy elsewhere.

you ain't the boss of me *pouts*

 

[Noor]

It's not all it's cracked up to be.

Maybe I need just need more objects of desire?

 

[bg23]

24?

23... *shrugs* i give up

yeah, you're the closest so far - mid twenties.

 

[John Doe]

I'm neither 15 nor 29 nor 32.

25ish, because when we chatted you were in university and the usual age for your your semester. -"ish" because I'm not sure I'm accurately estimating the passage of time since then.