lakesailer_mi
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If you'll give me 100 to 1 odds, I might take that action. What counts as "a shred of sense"?
If you'll give me 100 to 1 odds, I might take that action. What counts as "a shred of sense"?
NotHisLady
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Anything not openly ridiculed by at least 3 people--and that you can with all honesty say you believe to be true and accurate yourself, are willing to try in your own home, and will report back the results of. (Failure means it didn't make sense.)If you'll give me 100 to 1 odds, I might take that action. What counts as "a shred of sense"?
85Ironman
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'Tis a damn shame. He brought me new sneakers and phone last year and I was only sorta nice.
Wait a minute. You were nice?
Corbal
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IhateClowns
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Santa is a myth as well as the g-spot or so I have heard.
subdued_passion
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It's been over 24 hours and he hasn't said a word yet. I think we should be able to make fun of him now.
But first. can someone check on him to make sure he's still breathing?
NotHisLady
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but who's going to do the checking?
are you volunteering?
Pinktacokitty
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lakesailer is betting on him, he could check on him....He is investing in him......
IhateClowns
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Don't be pussy whipped. Whip dat pussy! Bam bam bam
subdued_passion
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lakesailer is betting on him, he could check on him....He is investing in him......
I don't have a 'stick' to go poke him with, so I agree that lakesailer should do the deed. Besides if one of us women went the poor man may end up suffering from a cardiac arrest due to the proximity of our pussies. No need for such cruelty.
Miles Long
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Wait. If Santa Claus is a myth then who the fuck's lap am I sitting on every December?!
http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/creepysanta6.jpg
http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/creepysanta6.jpg
Pinktacokitty
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Your boyfriends...............Wait. If Santa Claus is a myth then who the fuck's lap am I sitting on every December?!
http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/creepysanta6.jpg
Miles Long
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Your boyfriends...............
He said he'd get me on the Nice List. I feel so ashamed...
subdued_passion
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Wait. If Santa Claus is a myth then who the fuck's lap am I sitting on every December?!
http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/creepysanta6.jpg
I know my query isn't related to this thread but I have to ask... Was Santa this way before or after you got off his lap?
I just want to have an accurate mental picture.
Miles Long
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It all happened so fast, I can't remember. I don't really want to talk about it.
subdued_passion
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So you just hit that and took off... very naughty of you wasn't it?
Miles Long
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Does that make me a ho (ho ho)?
Pinktacokitty
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That's manho manho manho..........
subdued_passion
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Only if you stole his cash, otherwise you're just a regular slut. Ask Granpaw when he shows up.
subdued_passion
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Granpaw were you perhaps confusing female pussies with big wild cats? I can understand the confusion because both don't let you come near them and pet/play with them.
NotHisLady
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Well if he's fallen and he can't get up then maybe we need to be looking for guest lecturers?
After all we are all sitting around with our claws (oops I mean pencils) sharp ready to be granted knowledge and wisdom.
I say we open the floor for suggestions just in case.
After all we are all sitting around with our claws (oops I mean pencils) sharp ready to be granted knowledge and wisdom.
I say we open the floor for suggestions just in case.
subdued_passion
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Damn, hadn't considered that scenario. He could have also had a visitation from one of those mythical creatures he mentioned, and crapped his pants. For all we know the poor guy is just waiting for someone to clean him up.
I think I feel bad for gramps now.
I want to state that I came here for story time and I'm not too keen on lectures.
*runs claws on scratch post*
NotHisLady
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shhhh.....
Just in case the 'Professor' in question is quietly lurking waiting for a receptive group of pupils. Got to make the right noises to lure him out.
After doing a brief look around, I think we could get a pretty good story out of a few of the other "experts" on here though.
I say we send LSailer out to do some recruiting.
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