THE FEMALE FICTION: Modern Mythology.

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Guys! Gather round and pay attention.

Its come to my attention that most of you are pussy whipped and led around like freshly neutered poodles. What I'm gonna do is dispel the female fiction, a myth as powerful and wrong as Santa Claus.

Stay tuned.

 

[TeaforMe]

For the love of all things holy, guys when you gather around to listen to this drivel pretend that it's "opposite day."

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

For the love of all things holy, guys when you gather around to listen to this drivel pretend that it's "opposite day."

I'm gonna educate them and get their minds right.

 

[Emerson40]

Guys! Gather round and pay attention.

My momma usta say there were no free mustache rides in life.
My father taught me how to be a misogynist. You're prolly not born that way.
I prolly mastered it from my many years as an internet psychologist,
make-believe career as a family therapist, imaginary CSI,
and fictitious chick magnet, combined with my distinguished
forty year tenure as a bullshit artist and self-proclaimed
expertise on how all women think, feel, and are motivated.

Women just keep throwing their pussies at me and come back for more.
Course, it could just be the same cousin over and over cause I also dabble in early-onset Alzheimer’s.​

Stay tuned.

 

[COCK_STAR]

Amen!

 

[CBM514]

Gotta watch this trainwreck happen

 

[COCK_STAR]

Gotta watch this trainwreck happen

You shouldn't doubt a man with such wisdom.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You shouldn't doubt a man with such wisdom.

Dear, its never wise to doubt me.

I learned how to control lions and tigers from Clyde Beatty himself. That was 1961 I think it was. So if we're ever out in the woods and a lion or tiger comes along, I'm definitely the man.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkqqu2IG8Mw

I have a pic of me and Clyde. I'll look for it and post it

 

[subdued_passion]

Guys! Gather round and pay attention.

Its come to my attention that most of you are pussy whipped and led around like freshly neutered poodles. What I'm gonna do is dispel the female fiction, a myth as powerful and wrong as Santa Claus.

Stay tuned.

Granpaw, I've been waiting for story time to begin for a while now... guess you must've just dozed off again.

We'll just have to wait another time for spooky tales.

 

[NotHisLady]

Guys! Gather round and pay attention.

Its come to my attention that most of you are pussy whipped and led around like freshly neutered poodles. What I'm gonna do is dispel the female fiction, a myth as powerful and wrong as Santa Claus.

Stay tuned.

Aww, come on now.
Shouldn't we wait until he actually SAYS something to make fun of before we start making fun?
I for one am on the edge of my seat.
Odds are about 100 to 1 that there might be a shred of sense in it somewhere but if anyone wants to bet in favor let me know.

 

[Thandi]

Been waiting for the fairytale to start!

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Guys! Gather round and pay attention.

Its come to my attention that most of you are pussy whipped and led around like freshly neutered poodles. What I'm gonna do is dispel the female fiction, a myth as powerful and wrong as Santa Claus.

Stay tuned.

lmao.... I have a feeling this ancient relic has no inkling about what motivates, or excites the younger modern day woman...........

 

[C5MiGuy]

lmao.... I have a feeling this ancient relic has no inkling about what motivates, or excites the younger modern day woman...........

It's money and cars isn't it? Oh yeah, and a guy with six pack abs.

 

[subdued_passion]

Aww, come on now.
Shouldn't we wait until he actually SAYS something to make fun of before we start making fun?
I for one am on the edge of my seat.
Odds are about 100 to 1 that there might be a shred of sense in it somewhere but if anyone wants to bet in favor let me know.

I agree, we should hear him out first. But it is hard to just sit around waiting for Grandpa's nap time to finish while we're all eagerly waiting (some with bats in hand I see) for his tale to begin.

 

[AbsintheFather]

I for one don't mind a little female friction. Although if it's too bad, some KY or massage oil helps.

 

[CBM514]

I agree, we should hear him out first. But it is hard to just sit around waiting for Grandpa's nap time to finish while we're all eagerly waiting (some with bats in hand I see) for his tale to begin.

Maybe he's not sleeping but just forgot it already?

 

[veryviolet1]

I for one don't mind a little female friction. Although if it's too bad, some KY or massage oil helps.

A little friction is always nice.

 

[subdued_passion]

Guys! Gather round and pay attention.

Its come to my attention that most of you are pussy whipped and led around like freshly neutered poodles. What I'm gonna do is dispel the female fiction, a myth as powerful and wrong as Santa Claus.

Stay tuned.

BTW, whats wrong with Santa Claus... If we didn't see the jolly cheer in fat old men do you think we'd have the patience to hear your rants grandpa?

 

[subdued_passion]

Maybe he's not sleeping but just forgot it already?

Maybe someone ought to send him a PM letting him know that an eager audience/angry mob awaits.

 

[NotHisLady]

BTW, whats wrong with Santa Claus... If we didn't see the jolly cheer in fat old men do you think we'd have the patience to hear your rants grandpa?

Good point.
Santa does pretty well, sneaking in and out of all those houses--bribing the kids to keep quiet.

Never heard of him having a complaint dept. either.

 

[IhateClowns]

I for one cannot wait to hear this. I just took an online shorthand writing course at ittech.com. I have 6 pencils and a sheet of paper ready. Please help me as I am very pussy whipped. I see pussy and I want to stick my wiener in it. Silly little penis. Help me.

 

[Corbal]

Santa Clause is a myth?

 

[NotHisLady]

Santa Clause is a myth?

That's just what the people who finally made it onto the PERMANENT Naughty List tell themselves.

 

[imrhapsody]

I hear him snoring... In the livingroom chair!

 

[Corbal]

That's just what the people who finally made it onto the PERMANENT Naughty List tell themselves.

'Tis a damn shame. He brought me new sneakers and phone last year and I was only sorta nice.