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I need to, um, watch you tan the backs of your legs

Fairly sure you were praising up toys instead not too long ago
Because it didn't really work. Though not as amusing as my side tan line.
I dare say it may be but the tease is down to the unwritten....



Yep, I am.
I'll try in a bit.
Mmm.....

Toys have their place.
Yep, had that too!
Well yes.......
I need a _me_ porn collection.
Isn't that what this thread is?

I need a _me_ porn collection. Why? For my own personal use, of course. I'll be committing sperm genocide but that's the price one pays for pleasure.

Isn't it a broadly similar place
Not quite like my one I suspect with elbow curve imprint through e book reading.
The way that they can't get there for one... Very fine work though
Isn't that what this thread is?


Let me reiterate: I need a massive video collection lasting countless hours.

Hey hun, it's been a while.... I love the way you enjoy yourself. Thanks for sharing.

Ha ha That sounded so wrong but in a very funny way.

Ha ha......just put them on repeat.


Now you're nit picking!
Ha ha.......pic!
I'm lost with a reply.
I'm here all alone now until tomorrow.
 
 
Please do not repost picture.
I need to tan the backs of my legs!
The best lines always sound that way.

Orrrrrrrrrrrrr...you could just make them longer! You intentional tease.I want to see you get off.



There are nits there? I'm going off this place. Suspect you are just trying to reduce interest though
Finding somewhere to put one
Confused is our fallback position so that's good call back


*pounces on her, closes the curtains behind*
Lets get dirty


Hey Sexy !! Awesome view, you certainly know how to put a smile on a man's face and get his heart pumping..... WOW... You're just so fucking hot and naughty .... I was having a rather shitty day, but I'm all better now ....
Thank you Sexy......
Sorry !! I wasn't looking at your tan, I was distracted .........

Ha ha
And you did.

Phew, was worried about that as soon as I wrote it
Indeed. Well you did ask so nicely
I think we do confused rather well all in all.


Did you think I'd :caning: you?
More sunbathing today.
Well, you confuse me so well.
Thought more a sock to the face tbhIn case you didn't want to risk the other having opposite effect...
Imagining peeking over the fence
It's good that I can add it to the list of things I do so well
In the spirit of being very clear for a change, can we have a new naughty pic please

Ha ha very true!
Still at our caravan, so no fence!
It should be near the top.
Only a naughty pic?