dear laurel

[IndieSnob]

Dear Kitty Mama,

Please keep Fata and her kitty Felix in your thoughts. Poor lad has a tumor on his kidney and she has to put him to down tomorrow.

 

[butters]

Dear Kitty Mama,

Please keep Fata and her kitty Felix in your thoughts. Poor lad has a tumor on his kidney and she has to put him to down tomorrow.

that sucks

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Fata,

I'm so sorry.

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Laurel,

I had a sex dream about Jeff Daniels. I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, he's sexy and smart on "The Newsroom".

On the other hand, "Dumb and Dumber".

Please advise.

Conflicted,
Lorilei

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

I don't want to meet Alex, view fancy models, or learn how to be sexy. Why doesn't the spammer offer coffee or running tips?

Much love,
blackleggings

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

With regards to Alex, people still use ICQ? I can't recall my # as it has been almost a decade since I last used it.

Yours in instant messaging flashbacks,

islandman

 

[butters]

dear laurel,

thankyou for mr. iggie button

lovin' shorter pages,
slippery

 

[KRCummings]

Dear Laurel,

With regards to Alex, people still use ICQ? I can't recall my # as it has been almost a decade since I last used it.

Yours in instant messaging flashbacks,

islandman

Man, ICQ was the shit back in the day before the whole planet got on board. Fun times.

 

[kotori]

Dear Laurel,

I don't want to meet Alex, view fancy models, or learn how to be sexy. Why doesn't the spammer offer coffee or running tips?

Much love,
blackleggings

Dear Laurel,

As if some website could teach Ms Bleggins anything about "sexy".

Anti-spamalot,

kotori

PS: autocorrect thinks my user name should be Motorola.

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I found today that a certain poster is a time traveling bandit. And apparently Jersey is 2 hours behind CO. Who knew?

Love,
LTR

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Laurel,

Is it my fault that Colorado is the center of the time universe?

No. It is not.


hugs and kisses,
Pete

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

Please give Mr. Motorola a kiss for me.

Yours,
blackleggings

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

I would like some fancier fonts. Most of the time the ones here are fine, but there are times when a good little witch needs a girlie font. I promise not to abuse the privilege.

Sincerely yours,

the occasionally-ruffles-and-flourish-requiring good little witch.

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

Please make magical thinking work for me sometime soon.
Even particular magical thinking would be fantastic.

Thank you,

Noor

 

[Debbie]

Dear Laurel,

It's raining cats and dogs here.

Have you ever wondered where the saying came from?

I googled it.

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/raining cats and dogs.html


I love Winter. I'm weird. Homemade tomato soup and soda bread is delicious.
Reading a book by the fire or enjoying a movie with bigrednz is great.

I think my ginger Ninja (Toby) would look fantastic in this.

http://www.funnycatsite.com/pictures/Nice_Rain_Coat.htm

He might kick my ass if I tried to put it on him.

Thanks for putting up with our silliness.

PS Can you ask Manu what he's wearing.

 

[Laurel]

Dear smiley,

That's heavenly. Amazing what a good sleep can do.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Indie,

Wow, that's awful. He will be deeply missed. He's lucky to have a wonderful Mama like Fata, and she's lucky to have him as a good friend and a good kitty.

*hugs* for both

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Lorilei,

I once had a sex dream about David Cross, so I'm the wrong person to ask about that sort of thing.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear blackleggings,

I kilt the spammer dead. For now. I wish I could reach through the computer and break his fingers, but we haven't reached that level of tech yet.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear islandman,

Apparently spammers still do, which is another reason not to use it.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear butters,

I didn't make it, but I'm glad you enjoy it.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear kotori,

Never take advice on sex from someone who still uses ICQ.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear lovetoread,

We're all time travelers, only in one direction.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear SaintPeter,

Your new av gives you a sense of gravity.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear blackleggings,

I tried, but he ran away. *checks breath* Maybe the garlic toast? I dunno.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear glynndah,

I'll check into that. And pink curtains, too.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Noor,

You have to make your own magical thinking work. And you can!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Debbie,

Thanks for the link! Funny how the origins of so many phrases are mysterious.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. Shorts and a tee.

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

You might have created a monster.

Love,

Noor, magically thinking to the east

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

On Friday night, I was Goddess worshipped!
A nice guy I didn't know got down on his knees in front of me and recited this poem:

She Walks in Beauty-by Byron

She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that’s best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes;
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o’er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express,
How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.

And on that cheek, and o’er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!

No ulterior motive.
It felt very nice.
I thanked him.

That is all,
Noor

ps. I also got propositioned a few times by guys without poems but one with great music mixes.

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

Pink curtains aren't necessary, but if you'd like them, feel free. It's your clubhouse.

As for the other, I have a feeling that was the equivalent of "I'll love you forever", but I appreciate the response.

Sincerely yours,

the good little witch.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4794679235379946&pid=15.1

 

[Noor]

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4794679235379946&pid=15.1

I could use these size 38, any color but black or grey.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear all

Thanks for the kind thoughts.

Taking him in an hour and a half. Don't know what to do with myself til then. He's asleep on the settee and I feel so guilty. Am going to go in with him as I feel it's my duty, don't want him to die with strangers around him. Burying him in the garden late evening when it's cooler next to Toby and Rosie.

The ONLY drawback to having pets you love so much.

FM

 

[Laurel]

Dear Fata,

Don't feel guilty. You're an awesome kitty mama, and you're doing the best thing for Felix.

*bighugs* We're all with you, chica.

Love,

Laurel

 

[gravyrug]

Dear all

Thanks for the kind thoughts.

Taking him in an hour and a half. Don't know what to do with myself til then. He's asleep on the settee and I feel so guilty. Am going to go in with him as I feel it's my duty, don't want him to die with strangers around him. Burying him in the garden late evening when it's cooler next to Toby and Rosie.

The ONLY drawback to having pets you love so much.

FM

Dearest Fata,

Comforting blessings and hugs. May his passing be easy and swift. I've been there myself, and it's never nice, but it is sometimes better than the alternative.

Your friend,

gravyrug

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear Fata,

Don't feel guilty. You're an awesome kitty mama, and you're doing the best thing for Felix.

*bighugs* We're all with you, chica.

Love,

Laurel

This.

Big hugs, fat stuff.