Vulva Perfume

[amofiga]

OK, maybe I'm behind the power curve, but I just saw this stuff advertised:



"Vulva Perfume" only not really a perfume but a small vial of what is supposed to be desirable pussy scent. Anybody ever try this stuff? I truly love the real deal, but wonder if this actually smells like it. Imagine the nice dreams you'd have with a drop on your pillow.

(sorry I can't seem to make the url come up like a link. You'll have to copy and paste.)

 

[ejredlady]

seriously? is this to cover or enhance

 

[JudasIscariot]

I hate to be the elephant in the room

But in my experience not all 'scents' have been the type I'd like to slap onto my pillow

And as we are all individual with taste, would this product come in a different variety?

 

[Corbal]

I hate to be the elephant in the room

But in my experience not all 'scents' have been the type I'd like to slap onto my pillow

And as we are all individual with taste, would this product come in a different variety?

OMG. I'm still laughing.

There are variances...

Sugar n' Spice Vulva
Spit n' Shine Vulva
Stank Vulva
Prank Vulva (Smells like cawk)

 

[JudasIscariot]

OMG. I'm still laughing.

There are variances...

Sugar n' Spice Vulva
Spit n' Shine Vulva
Stank Vulva
Prank Vulva (Smells like cawk)

I'm only interested in the special edition tuna flavour

 

[Corbal]

I'm only interested in the special edition tuna flavour

The 'U' in your flavor made it even classier.

 

[JudasIscariot]

The 'U' in your flavor made it even classier.

I'm sorry, I write in English not American

Haven't you got some armadillo to rape anyway?

 

[Corbal]

I'm sorry, I write in English not American

Haven't you got some armadillo to rape anyway?

Apology accepted.


You're an idiot.

 

[JudasIscariot]

Apology accepted.


You're an idiot.

Are you mad at me ?

 

[Corbal]

Are you mad at me ?

No, but it's fun to watch you get concerned that I am.

sprays you with vulva perfume

 

[JudasIscariot]

No, but it's fun to watch you get concerned that I am.

sprays you with vulva perfume

You used the 'I haven't showered in a week flavour', no my shirt is ruined

 

[HeyAll]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWvkkheDGO4

^^^

Reminds me of this Kenny Powers perfume commercial.

 

[theslutbunny]

Why? It smells fine on its own.

 

[Jonny55431]

This would be a great way to get in trouble with the ol' lady.... come home from work drunk and smellin like vulva!

 

[Aquagal]

AquaVulva