I joined the Twitter.

[Sinny]

twatter has been compromised. not even unicorn porn could pull me in right now.

Unicorn vampire porn?

 

[neci]

Unicorn vampire porn?

a horn through the heart.

you're still twatting? i miss you over here. oh! i was going to ask you about bulk vanilla beans and locations for purchase. any good ideas?

 

[thør]

twatter has been compromised. not even unicorn porn could pull me in right now.

Zombie zebra unicorn is on the twatter right now!

 

[neci]

Zombie zebra unicorn is on the twatter right now!

that's an uncircumcised skunk.

 

[thør]

that's an uncircumcised skunk.

Ah, a Finn. (according to my great grandfather)

 

[stickwork]

Ah, a Finn. (according to my great grandfather)

Just one "n."

 

[thør]

Just one "n."

Here fishy fishy.

 

[neci]

i laughed and could think of no witty comeback.

 

[lovetoread]

Who would ever twat?

 

[Byron In Exile]

you joined the land of the twats.
peace be with you.
they scare me.

Me, too.

I suspect they may be communists.

 

[gravyrug]

I mostly lurk, with the occasional response to people I like. There's some fun stuff there sometimes.

 

[girlsmiley]

I haven't visited the twat lately. Well, not with my lit account anyway.

Too much on, too little time. Plus it's more a lit thing than a twit thing, and I'd rather just be here.

Each to their own.

I think I still have pics there.

 

[lovetoread]

Be careful of that gravyjesus twat, he post lots of cock shots.

Not that I'd look of course.

 

[gravyrug]

Be careful of that gravyjesus twat, he post lots of cock shots.

Not that I'd look of course.

That's just practice, in case I decide to run for Congress.

 

[girlsmiley]

That's just practice, in case I decide to run for Congress.

Congressman Rug. I like the sound of that.

 

[gravyrug]

Congressman Rug. I like the sound of that.

The hours are good, and they have a killer health plan. I might have to interact with the public, though, and that part sucks.

 

[blackleggings]

Be careful of that gravyjesus twat, he post lots of cock shots.

Not that I'd look of course.

They're not posted here. Rude, Jesus. Just rude.

If you followed a real-life friend, then you find out he or she is boring, will you unfollow him/her? What if he or she is unhappy about it?

No. I'm not following real-life friends via Twitter. They get enough from me through Facebook.