dear laurel

[glynndah]

Dearest Laurel,

Would you sing me to sleep? Insomnia is being mean to me again.

Yours groggily,

gravy

Dear gravyrug,

Sorry, but since Laurel and I both made dubious choices in the food department yesterday, we are undoubtedly both zombies. Since such creatures are not known for their aptitude in the vocal skills arena, I'm afraid you're on your own.

Sincerely,

the apparently reanimated good little witch.

 

[Laurel]

Dear Kyle,

Please come home. All is forgiven.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Laurel]

Dear gravyrug,

I'd sing, but it would only give you nightmares.

Love,

Laurel

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

I love you with all of my mushy gooey heart. I mean that. You are one of the kindest and and have one of the most caring souls in this world. You're a big pile of awesomeness. I am so glad you have stuck around so I can get to know you. You give my heart the warm fuzzies. You're so stinking adorable, and I would give you a big hug if I could.


Yours in sappy silly thoughts,

Indie

 

[unregistered]

 

[unregistered]

 

[bluemuse]

Dear Thread,

Did your daddy desert you?

b

 

[unregistered]

 

[Laurel]

Dear Indie,

I'd type more, but you've reduced me to a warm fuzzy puddle of goo with your warm feelings.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear JAJ,

That's why you don't deal with ferrets. They're vicious motherfuckers.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Farrah]

Dear LTR,

Please tell me how to send lives in Candy Crush.

Crushing on you,

Farrah

 

[bg23]

i am going to have to put kyle on ignore

well played gb

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Mission Accomplished.


Kind regards,

The GeeBee

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,
Would you like a slurpee? I'm picking one up soon.

Yours with love an muggyness,
blackleggings

 

[KRCummings]

Dear Laurel,

I'm not real big on asking for things because it's a sign of weakness. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
Me

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear Laurel,

I love you with all of my mushy gooey heart. I mean that. You are one of the kindest and and have one of the most caring souls in this world. You're a big pile of awesomeness. I am so glad you have stuck around so I can get to know you. You give my heart the warm fuzzies. You're so stinking adorable, and I would give you a big hug if I could.


Yours in sappy silly thoughts,

Indie

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Laurel,

Harumph.

Love,

Perg

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Laurel,

Please save my seat for me. I will not be gone long.

Love,
Mona.

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I you too.

Love,
LTR

Dear JaJ,

I will find some lolcats just for you.

Love,
LTR

Dear Farrah,

Click on a level you have played and look at the list, there should be pink envelopes if you have not sent a heart for that day. You may have to click on different levels to see all the people if a lot of your friends play.

Love,
LTR

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear Aziz the courier guy.

If I wasn't a capital L Lesbian I would marry you.

Smiling so huge,

Smiley.

 

[Farrah]

Dear LTR,

You are so smart and so helpful! Thank you!

Love,

Farrah

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Farrah,

Please lump your tits all over Laurel's face and send me pictures.

Love,

Perg

 

[Farrah]

Dear Perg,

It would be my absolute delight. But do I have to "lump" 'em over her face? That doesn't sound as hawt as what I imagine in my dreams.



Farrah

 

[glynndah]

Dear Perg,

It would be my absolute delight. But do I have to "lump" 'em over her face? That doesn't sound as hawt as what I imagine in my dreams.



Farrah

Dear Farrah and Perg,

I was wondering that very same thing.

Sincerely,

the good little witch.

 

[Peregrinator]

It's about time we chatted on the phone again, twat, no?

 

[Farrah]

Dearest Good Witch,

Thank you for sharing my sentiment.

Yours in Perg's poorly-worded porn,

Farrah





Dear Perg,

Yes. I'd like that.

Love,

Twat