dear laurel

[Farrah]

P.S. I don't work Wednesday. Lemme know if you have any free time?

 

[Laurel]

Dear islandman/The GeeBee,

It's not finished till Kyle comes back and acknowledges this atroci- this thread he created.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear blackleggings,

Yes, please. Grape is good, or if they've got a special flavor like lemonade or something, I'd like that one.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear KRC,

I will! You have a nice day too. (Though technically you did ask for something - that I have a nice day - but I'll let that slide)

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Perg/Pereg/Peregrin/etc,

*achooo*

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Mona,

I threw my purse on it and am giving the stinkeye to anyone who gets within 5 feet of it.

Love,

Laurel

*


Dear smiley,

Next time, take pics of Aziz. Any guy hot enough to turn your head is a guy I wanna look at.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Farrah

Listen to Perg/Pereg/Pergo/etc. He's wise.

Love,

Laurel

*

 

[KyleW]

Bunch of whores and such.

 

[SkAoUt]

http://philosophers-stone.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/nelson-muntz.jpg

 

[Peregrinator]

Fine, plop, then.

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

He's back. Quick, freeze up his computer so that he's stuck looking at this thread for eternity.

Your pal,

Indie

 

[Laurel]

Dear Kyle,

Thank you for this wonderful thread.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. I think bg23 put you on ignore.

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Kyle,

Thank you for this wonderful thread.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. I think bg23 put you on ignore.

L o fucking L.

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Laurel,

I'm off to the dentist to get this infection slaughtered. Do you mind if while I'm in the chair I pretend you're giving me head?

Love,

Peregrinator

 

[Byron In Exile]

I'm off to the dentist to get this infection slaughtered.

Dear Prg/Preg/Perg/Peregiweg/Perigrinimator/etc.,

Ew.

Regards,

Byron

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Byron,

Yup.

~P.

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Laurel,

A certain Litizen has me thinking my screen name should be Perma-grin-at-her. What should I do?

Love,

Me

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

What do you think of the Mission of Burma album The Obliterati?

Your friend in music geekdom,

Indie

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Dear Laurel,

I have not received my invitation to the Alice in Wonderland Croquet Party.

PS-Are Skeleton Pink FLamingos lawn ornaments, acceptable ?
PSS- I do not have a vintage Steiff hedgehog. Would a new one be O.K ?

http://www.pink-flamingos.com/Plast...FLAMINGOS-Yard/Lawn-Ornaments---Set-of-2.html

 

[KRCummings]

Dear KRC,

I will! You have a nice day too. (Though technically you did ask for something - that I have a nice day - but I'll let that slide)

Love,

Laurel



*

Actually I didn't ask, I told you to have a nice day. So do it.

 

[Laurel]

Dear KRC,

Will do! *sits up straight, salutes*

Love,

Laurel

P.S. It makes me so happy when you're bossy.

 

[Laurel]

Dear GSGS.

It's in the mail, I swear.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. So long as they're pink.

P.S.S. Hit 'em around a bit so it's scuffed, and that should be alright.

*

Dear Indie,

It's alright. I'm not a huge Mission of Burma fan, but that's a good record.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Perg,

Are you saying head from me would be like dental surgery?

Not disputing, just wondering who told you.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. On the name change - not sure what I think. Maybe you should make a poll?

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Dear Kyle,

How is your ferret? Or rather, ferrets? I've been told you have more than one.

Love,

Laurel

*

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Laurel,

The dentist tells me I have cat herpes. Seriously.

Love,

Tooth number nineteen

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

The above is another in a long list of reasons as to why cats suck and ferrets rule.


Yours in brup-brupping,

Oliver

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Dana,

Thank you for the lovely compliment. Feel like getting laid? Let's have a fling, because why not?

Love,

The guy who just found out he has cat herpes

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Dear Laurel

i dreamt of the GB last night, an orgy. Am I losing it?

Yours Anon

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Laurel,

I just put someone on ignore because he/she doesn't space after punctuation. Does this make me a bad, intolerant person?

Love,
Lorilei

 

[bluemuse]

Dear Sun,

Thank you for shining today.

Yours,

The sunscreen wearing muse

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

If someone says that they want to "dock with your spaceship", is that a come-on?


Yours in confusion,

islandman

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

This thread needed to be bumped.

Love,
LTR