dear laurel

P.S. I don't work Wednesday. Lemme know if you have any free time?
 
Dear islandman/The GeeBee,

It's not finished till Kyle comes back and acknowledges this atroci- this thread he created.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear blackleggings,

Yes, please. Grape is good, or if they've got a special flavor like lemonade or something, I'd like that one.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear KRC,

I will! You have a nice day too. (Though technically you did ask for something - that I have a nice day - but I'll let that slide)

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Perg/Pereg/Peregrin/etc,

*achooo*

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Mona,

I threw my purse on it and am giving the stinkeye to anyone who gets within 5 feet of it.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear smiley,

Next time, take pics of Aziz. Any guy hot enough to turn your head is a guy I wanna look at.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Farrah

Listen to Perg/Pereg/Pergo/etc. He's wise.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Laurel,

He's back. Quick, freeze up his computer so that he's stuck looking at this thread for eternity.

Your pal,

Indie
 
Dear Kyle,

Thank you for this wonderful thread. :rose:

Love,

Laurel

P.S. I think bg23 put you on ignore.
 
Dear Laurel,

I'm off to the dentist to get this infection slaughtered. Do you mind if while I'm in the chair I pretend you're giving me head?

Love,

Peregrinator
 
Dear Laurel,

A certain Litizen has me thinking my screen name should be Perma-grin-at-her. What should I do?

Love,

Me
 
Dear Laurel,

What do you think of the Mission of Burma album The Obliterati?

Your friend in music geekdom,

Indie
 
Dear KRC,

I will! You have a nice day too. (Though technically you did ask for something - that I have a nice day - but I'll let that slide)

Love,

Laurel



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Actually I didn't ask, I told you to have a nice day. So do it.
 
Dear KRC,

Will do! *sits up straight, salutes*

Love,

Laurel

P.S. It makes me so happy when you're bossy. :rose:
 
Dear GSGS.

It's in the mail, I swear.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. So long as they're pink.

P.S.S. Hit 'em around a bit so it's scuffed, and that should be alright.

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Dear Indie,

It's alright. I'm not a huge Mission of Burma fan, but that's a good record.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Perg,

Are you saying head from me would be like dental surgery?

Not disputing, just wondering who told you.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. On the name change - not sure what I think. Maybe you should make a poll?

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Dear Kyle,

How is your ferret? Or rather, ferrets? I've been told you have more than one.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Laurel,

The dentist tells me I have cat herpes. Seriously.

Love,

Tooth number nineteen
 
Dear Laurel,

The above is another in a long list of reasons as to why cats suck and ferrets rule.


Yours in brup-brupping,

Oliver
 
Dear Dana,

Thank you for the lovely compliment. Feel like getting laid? Let's have a fling, because why not?

Love,

The guy who just found out he has cat herpes
 
Dear Laurel,

I just put someone on ignore because he/she doesn't space after punctuation. Does this make me a bad, intolerant person?

Love,
Lorilei
 
Dear Sun,

Thank you for shining today.

Yours,

The sunscreen wearing muse
 
Dear Laurel,

If someone says that they want to "dock with your spaceship", is that a come-on?


Yours in confusion,

islandman
 
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