dear laurel

[islandman]

Dear islandman,

You've seen my blueberries. It's only fitting that you show me yours.

Yours with a fuzzy purple blanket,

blackleggings

PS, raspberries will also do.

Dear blackleggings,

You have PM.


Yours in perversion,

islandman

 

[DallasDonna]

Attn: the all powerful Laurel

Tell the sisters from other misters

http://www.commentsexy.com/Images/fathers-day/images/fathers-day-11.gif

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Fata,

That gob is the shiznit.

Love,

Perg

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

I would like a little motivation this morning.

Thank you.

Sincerely yours,

the ever-procrastinating good little witch.

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I now have the thought of Iman sending his "blueberries" via pm to random people on lit.

Now the rest of the fellas are gonna do it.

Please punish Iman severely.

Love,
LTR

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

I now have the thought of Iman sending his "blueberries" via pm to random people on lit.

Now the rest of the fellas are gonna do it.

Please punish Iman severely.

Love,
LTR

Dear LTR,

And yet my PM box remains empty. *sigh*

Sincerely,

the probably gonna regret this message good little witch.

 

[Laurel]

Dear Fathers,

Happy Your Day!

Enjoy your ties, crayon drawings, and big hugs.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear butters,

Me too.

And yes, a cuppa would be nice.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Indie,

I'd share my lamb if you share your record collection.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Islandman,

Sorry, the Shareef don't like it.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Mona,

That direction would be east (to NYC) or west (to L.A.) If you don't have time for that trip, I suggest a house party at the home of someone with a bigscreen TV and lots of interesting available friends.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear neci,

You're welcome

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Dear DD,

I'll pass it along.

Happy Dad's Day to the dads in your life.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear glynndah,

You should always be slightly worried.

Caffeine is your friend. It's not motivation, but it's close enough.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear smiley,

Me too.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Byron,

That's reasonable, but only for 24 hours. Not a second longer.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear ltr,

Done on the bequeathing.

I can't control I-man and his blueberries. They are out of control.

Love,

Laurel

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[Saint Peter]

dear laurel,

The multi quote function is afu.


hugs and kisses,
Pete

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

A/S/L?


Yours in ponderings,


islandman

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Laurel,

I have a toothache.

Love,

Perg.


PS I want to leave hickies all over you.

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

Dear Laurel,

Otis (my cat) is getting his balls drained dry tomorrow. I'm pretty excited about that. Au revoir cotton balls and peed on furniture.
See, my cup's edging towards half full.

Xoxo

Salvia

 

[Laurel]

Dear Petey,

It is? Tell me more.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Islandman,

No, I'm a native English speaker.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Perg,

Sorry to hear that. Put an uncoated aspirin right by the tooth. Or use Ambesol.

and Naughty!

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Salvia,

That's good news. Cat urine is powerful stuff. I'm happy on behalf of your furniture.

Love,

Laurel

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

The popcorn I just ate expired in April. This is probably the very last post you'll see from me.

Sincerely,

The soon to be expired along with her lunch good little witch.

 

[kotori]

Dear Laurel,
A/S/L?
Yours in ponderings,
islandman

Dear Islandman,
No, I'm a native English speaker.
Love,
Laurel

Dear Laurel,

Bwahahahaha!

Karmically yours,

kotori

 

[kbate]

Dear Laurel,

Please bring back Equinoxe and Never.

Thank you.

kb

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear Phelia,

You are cool as.

Cheers,

Smiley.

 

[bluemuse]

Dear Man on the Train, Today

I saw you take that picture.

Voyeuristically yours,

bluemuse

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Laurel,

Please bring back Equinoxe and Never.

Thank you.

kb

And Honey123.

 

[fluffPE]

Is this one of those never ending threads? Can we have have this moved to the PG?

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

I got you a surprise. Please check fluffPE's pants at your earliest convenience.


Yours in the animal kingdom,

islandman

 

[Redatlit]

And Honey123.

And Redatlit?

 

[Peregrinator]

And Redatlit?

And here you are!

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear Laurel,

I love how I can double click on my username and it just appears when I log in.

I feel like such a boss.

Yours,

Smiley.

 

[Laurel]

Dear glynndah,

This morning I ate a piece of pizza that had sat out all night on the counter. We die together.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear kotori,

Wonderful to see you in Kyle's never-ending thread!

Love,

Laurel

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Dear kbate and Perg/Pereg*,

I would if I could. But I can't, so I won't.

Love,

Laurel

*the latter abbreviation sounds like someone clearing their throat

*

Dear fluffPE,

Wonderful to see you in Kyle's never-ending thread!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear islandman,

I checked but didn't see anything!

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Redatlit,

How fabulous to see you! Thank you for taking part in Kyle's never-ending thread!

Love,

Laurel

*

 

[gravyrug]

Dearest Laurel,

Would you sing me to sleep? Insomnia is being mean to me again.

Yours groggily,

gravy