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dear laurel

blackleggings said:
Yo Laurel,
Plz smack da Good Witch's ass 4 me. Dat shit iz funny.
I be giggling, yo.
Gansta in da V an A,
b-leggins
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Dear Laurel,

blackleggings seems to be making fun of my lack of computer savviness. Could you please reprimand her? A stint in the time-out chair seems appropriate.

Sincerely yours,

The befuddled good little witch.

PS

Dear spellcheck,

If I mean "savoriness", I would have typed "savoriness". Savviness is too a real word.

Sincerely,

the word innovating good little witch.
 
Dear Laurel,

Could you please explain to me why Disney rebooted the PacMan cartoon? Have there been any kids born lately that knows the game?

Yours in confusion,
LTR
 
Dear Laurel,
Please tell the Good Witch that I'm rather fond of her and the caps lock did make me giggle. I was just feeling like I needed to express my gangsta side. Send her kisses 4 me.
Lovingly yours,
blackleggings
aka
Woman Of Steel
 
Dear Laurel,

I would like you to make me a gangsta superhero. Thanks in advance.

Love,
Me
 
Dear Laurel,

Please inform Ms Bleggins that the idea of her having a "gangsta side" is as ridiculous as it is adorable.

Happy in Hollis,
kotori
 
blackleggings said:
Dear Laurel,
Please tell the Good Witch that I'm rather fond of her and the caps lock did make me giggle. I was just feeling like I needed to express my gangsta side. Send her kisses 4 me.
Lovingly yours,
blackleggings
aka
Woman Of Steel
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Dear Laurel,

Her gangsta side skeers me. Please take blackleggings out of time-out.

Sincerely yours,

the totally lacking in street cred good little witch.
 
Dear Laurel,

Please tell Sinny how much I adore her and have missed her.

Love forever and ever,
Mona
 
p.s.

Please tell her that my scar is healing nicely and that I hope it ends up looking as perfect as hers.

Stilling loving you,
Mona
 
Dear Laurel,

Please tell Mona I am jiggling her boobs while pretending to give her a hug.

Love,
Me

PS: You are allowed to watch and maybe even video
 
Dear Santa,

I regret to inform you that it would seem that Laurel has rendered you surplus to general wish-fulfilling requirements.
Please do not see this as a failure on your part because it's not, but see it rather as an opportunity to move onto new projects and greener (or whiter) pastures.

Wishing you luck in your future ventures.

The Lit Director of Human Resources
 
Dear Indie and Radiohead,

The lamb I've had most recently was lambchops, and they were delicious.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear gravyrug,

Hugs are always appreciated. :rose:

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear cjh,

The God I believe in isn't short of cash, mister.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear blackleggings,

That's lovely. Thanks for that. :rose:

Also, blueberries never look as good as they taste.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Islandman,

It's cool. People can write to inanimate objects, real people, unreal people, and surreal people. Just so long as it annoys Kyle.

And my lamb is always moist.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. My head hurt writing that last cheesy sentence.

*

Dear ltr,

Me too.

And reboots/remakes are all about money.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Glynndah,

'Fraid not. You are doomed to read like you're half-yelling for eternity.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Sinny,

You're already a gangsta superhero. You don't need my help. :rose:

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear kotori and Mona,

I agree - she is adorable. And super.

Love,

Laurel

*
 
Dear Laurel,

I'm sorry you have to put up with such daft cunts, especially the likes of islandman.

Then again, you didn't share your lamb, so maybe I'm not sorry. I guess I'm just still bitter.

Sleepy boy yours,

Indie
 
Dear Laurel,

Show me how to rock the casbah like you do. Or else, won't you take me to funkytown?


Yours in bell-bottoms,

islandman
 
Dear Laurel,

Would you find M.I.A. and bitch slap her for me? She has forever ruined my listening experience when I put on The Clash's Straight To Hell. All I can hear is her goddamn Paper Planes song, and it drives me up a goddamn wall.

Yours in music,

Indie
 
Dear Laurel,

ignore the demanding hordes for a moment. would you like a nice refreshing cup of tea? (i have something stronger if you prefer)
 
Dear Laurel,

Will you please point me in the direction of a fun sports bar in this po-dunk Michigan farm town so that my cousins and I can watch Game 2 of the Cup series tonight?

Thank You!!

Love,
Mona & Cousins
 
Dear Laurel,

I'm pretty sure I am dying, please bequeath my post count from the last 12 years to a worthy n00b.

Love,
LTR
 
dear laurel,

thank you for the wonderful sleep. i woke up refreshed and happy.

love,

neci
 
Dear Laurel,

This is on the bottom of the page: "Copyright 1998-2007 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark." Since it's now 2013, should we be worried?

Sincerely, the good little witch.
 
Dear Laurel,

Butters is right, and as thanks for previous requests fulfilled, cock pics have been sent to your PM box.


Yours with a cup of tea,

islandman
 
Dear islandman,

You've seen my blueberries. It's only fitting that you show me yours.

Yours with a fuzzy purple blanket,

blackleggings

PS, raspberries will also do.
 
Dear Laurel,

Many of the miscreants presently on restriction have been clamoring for a 24-hour amnesty which they claim to require in order to properly observe Father's Day.

Is this a reasonable request in your view?

Love,

Byron
 
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