dear laurel

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

I hope your lamb isn't moist.

Uninvitedly yours,

Indie

 

[Radiohead]

Dear Laurel

I know your lamb is Australian, hence perfect

Yours in truth,

Me

 

[gravyrug]

Dear Laurel,

Once you're done with your lamb, may I have a hug? I promise, it'll be a gentle, easy on the digestion one.

Your weirdest fan,

gravy

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Gravyrug,

I've always liked you, but don't reward Laurel's selfishness with hugs. She needs to share her lamb, or be put in time out for it. No Gravyhugs, nada.

Yours in Gravy Christ,

Indie

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Kyle,

I forgot to tell you that I hope that you have nightmares about this thread. About Fata spilling her beans all over you. Of Neci hovering above you with cats ready to attack your face. The sound of shitty music playing, like Beth Hart.

Spitefully,

The person who is more awesome than you.

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Islandman,

I'm snuggled in bed right now listening to Marvin Gaye. I even got my hair cut and my beard trimmed today. So where are you? Bring your cute ass over here and get into my bed, you.

Your biggest fanboy and stalker,

Indie

 

[gravyrug]

Dear Gravyrug,

I've always liked you, but don't reward Laurel's selfishness with hugs. She needs to share her lamb, or be put in time out for it. No Gravyhugs, nada.

Yours in Gravy Christ,

Indie

Dear Indie,

I can assure you that said hug was not intended as any sort of reward for her, but pure selfishness on my part. If she feels rewarded, that is purely incidental to the exercise.

You do know you have a free pass for a gravyhug anytime you want one, right?

Your fellow bearded guy,

gravy

 

[cjh]

Dear Laurel, dear Laurel,

[][W]on't you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Laurel, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

Pearly,

CJH

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

This song reminds me of you. You make me feel again.

Wistfully Yours,
blackleggings

 

[Radiohead]

Oh you hurt me,

 

[lovetoread]

To whom it may concern,

One should not have to say "no backsies" when marriage is spoken of.

Ever so helpful,
LTR

 

[Radiohead]

To whom it may concern,

One should not have to say "no backsies" when marriage is spoken of.

Ever so helpful,
LTR

Dear LTR

No Backsies.

Me.

 

[kotori]

Dear MC,

So looking forward to your visit later today. I think I'll cook diner this even. But you will serve.

Sincerely, the Man

 

[blackleggings]

Dear blueberry pancakes,

I love you.

Forever yours,
blackleggings

 

[cjh]

Dear Bologna and Hoop Cheese,

I love you.

Well, maybe not the bologna so much.

Love (and not so much),

CJH

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

The people above me don't seem to understand how this thread works. Please ban them to the Playground.


Yours in absentia,

islandman

 

[blackleggings]

Dear islandman,
You mean there isn't someone on Lit named blueberry pancakes? I assumed there was.

Yours,
blackleggings

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I would like to have some pancakes.

Love,
LTR

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Please ask blackleggings to post a pic of her blueberry pancakes. Barring that, a pic of her blueberries will suffice.



Yours in kink,

islandman



p.s. - I may have killed the "sexual word association" thread. Sorry!

 

[blackleggings]

Dear islandman,

Only for you.

XOXO,
blackleggings


PS, they may be upside down berries, because I'm on my phone and I fail at posting pics from phone and iPad.

 

[islandman]

Dear blackleggings,

*swoon*



Yours in new running shoes,


islandman

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear Laurel,

I would like some pancakes too.

Or crepes with whipped cream and blackberry jelly.

Pretty please.

Love,

Smiley.

 

[glynndah]

dEAR lAUREL,

tHERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY cAPSLOCK KEY. cOULD YOU FIX IT?

sINCERELY YOURS,

tHE NOT REALLY SHOUTING GOOD LITTLE WITCH.

 

[blackleggings]

dEAR lAUREL,

tHERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY cAPSLOCK KEY. cOULD YOU FIX IT?

sINCERELY YOURS,

tHE NOT REALLY SHOUTING GOOD LITTLE WITCH.

Yo Laurel,
Plz smack da Good Witch's ass 4 me. Dat shit iz funny.
I be giggling, yo.
Gansta in da V an A,
b-leggins

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

I hope your lamb isn't moist.

Uninvitedly yours,

Indie

Dear Laurel,

I want in on your moist lamb.


Yours in subtle double entendres,

islandman