I conducted a little study

[mynameisben]

I've examined the lag times between when a female Literotica member responds to the "What Would You Say if You Woke Up with the Person Above You?" thread and when a male member responds to it, and vice versa. I did the same study in other forums with similar threads, such as "Would You Fuck the Member Above You?", "Would you Talk Dirty to the Litster Above You?", et cetera. The results were very close to the same.

I've concluded from my study that the male members of Literotica outnumber the female members by approximately two billion to one.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I've examined the lag times between when a female Literotica member responds to the "What Would You Say if You Woke Up with the Person Above You?" thread and when a male member responds to it, and vice versa. I did the same study in other forums with similar threads, such as "Would You Fuck the Member Above You?", "Would you Talk Dirty to the Litster Above You?", et cetera. The results were very close to the same.

I've concluded from my study that the male members of Literotica outnumber the female members by approximately two billion to one.

Add in all of the fake lesbians/"I'm a woman, HONEST!" dudes who frequent the GLBT form and the number will pop up to 4 billion to one!

 

[lovecraft68]

Six billion to one when you count the guys posing as women and looking for chat in the personals.

 

[mynameisben]

Six billion to one when you count the guys posing as women and looking for chat in the personals.

It's like a macrocosmic analogue to those films we all saw in high school health class where 300 million sperm cells converge upon a lone ovum.

 

[Goldeniangel]

Weird... I always assumed there would be more female Lit readers... most of the guys I know are more visual and would prefer to watch than read. I'm hanging with the wrong crowd IRL, obviously!

 

[jomar]

Your study is incomplete until you break it down into age brackets, political affiliation, and account for alts.

 

[Edward Teach]

Your study is incomplete until you break it down into age brackets, political affiliation, and account for alts.

TrySell might possibly appear to be of some benefit here, don't you think?

Edward the Helpful

 

[Cruel2BKind]

I think it also depends on which board.

GB, Personals, and the LGBT forums might be skewed, but I tend to think that the AH is half-and-half

Not that gender is as binary as many people like to think it is.

 

[jomar]

TrySell might possibly appear to be of some benefit here, don't you think?

Edward the Helpful

Why yes, he can C&P the tables and graphs.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Ben!


You need a life!

 

[mynameisben]

Ben!


You need a life!

I do have a life. I collect expired commuter bus transfer tickets.

 

[Marvin33]

http://www.specialschooleducation.com/fdgdg.gifThanks for sharing.

 

[Meghan32]

Good observation!!

It's like a macrocosmic analogue to those films we all saw in high school health class where 300 million sperm cells converge upon a lone ovum.

Ben,

Haha, probably very apt. Ovum never had a chance. Also very amusing.

Note to self - never open a thread or introduce myself by saying, "I'm a woman...HONEST!"

-Meghan

 

[Saxon_Hart]

Did you count the schizophrenic people as one, or as as many as they claimed to be? Gotta be accurate with these studies.

 

[mynameisben]

Did you count the schizophrenic people as one, or as as many as they claimed to be? Gotta be accurate with these studies.

I'm not qualified to diagnose schizophrenia, so every post was counted as if from a unique individual. although I suspect multiple personality disorder runs rampant on this website, I feel the extent of it should be left to a separate study.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Schizophrenia is NOT multiple personality.

The best way to think of schizophrenia is like a really bad drug experience. In the grips of schizophrenia you hallucinate sounds and sights and smells and tastes, plus the disorder is characterized by delusions and irrational thinking. All of it is integrated within whatever your conscious awareness happens to be.

For instance you could be at home in bed but see your bed and you out in a pasture surrounded by cows who speak English to you, and offer opinions and conversation and threats or whatever. You may believe that your bed transforms into a space craft you can fly to Mars.

The late Julian Jaynes theorized that humans were all schizophrenic before 500BC, that the brain evolved to embargo much of the nonsense, after 500BC. The book is titled THE ORIGIN OF CONSCIOUSNESS IN THE BREAKDOWN OF THE BICAMERAL MIND.

Multiple personality is part of what we call Dissociative Disorders.

 

[SweetMaj]

I do have a life. I collect expired commuter bus transfer tickets.

Want a Danish one?

 

[NaokoSmith]

Want a Danish one?

Can I have a Danish?

 

[SweetMaj]

Can I have a Danish?

As many as you like.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

As many as you like.

A sweet cinnamon bun for me, Maj!

 

[SweetMaj]

A sweet cinnamon bun for me, Maj!

Coming right up, Tio.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Coming right up, Tio.

Thanks, Maj. Shall I start at the bottom?

 

[SweetMaj]

Thanks, Maj. Shall I start at the bottom?

Yes.

<- This one will do nicely.

I'm off.

Later...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes.

<- This one will do nicely.

I'm off.

Later...