GB... Get Your ass out here.

It's OK. My body parts can get a little reckless when they're drunk too. My balls even posted a naked selfy in a thread here once.

We should keep my balls away from your ass. At least half the time, anyway.

Hey, Sonny. Your balls called me on the phone again.
They were like, "How did we post ourselves without letting Eve see?" and I was like, "I KNOW, right?"
And they were like, "Yeah, but what can we do about it??" and I was like "DUH!" and they were like "Oh yeah, haha, DUH!"
 
Hey, Sonny. Your balls called me on the phone again.
They were like, "How did we post ourselves without letting Eve see?" and I was like, "I KNOW, right?"
And they were like, "Yeah, but what can we do about it??" and I was like "DUH!" and they were like "Oh yeah, haha, DUH!"

Fucking balls. I can't control them these days. They'll probably edit themselves in to this post after I'm done, or some crazy shit. I'm thinking of grounding them.

Any ideas for appropriate punishment?
 
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Fucking balls. I can't control them these days. They'll probably edit themselves in to this post after I'm done, or some crazy shit. I'm thinking of grounding them.

Any ideas for appropriate punishment?

Are they always this bashful and demure? ("damnit" is implied)
 
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Married men have no balls.

They hang from the rear view mirrors of their wives' vehicles
 
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Wow. My ass is going to leave you a pretty pissed off message that it missed this edit.
 
Fucking balls. I can't control them these days. They'll probably edit themselves in to this post after I'm done, or some crazy shit. I'm thinking of grounding them.

Any ideas for appropriate punishment?

YAY!
soooperdooper
 
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