GB... Get Your ass out here.

Blackleggings, your ass has been drunk texting me again. "Where ru? Come slap me!" "I want u." "u know u want this" and so on. All night long. I'm flattered, and yeah, I wouldn't mind hitting that, but come on, I need to get some sleep. Also, I wish it didn't type in text speak. It's a slight turn-off.

Anyway, I thought you should know, in case you want to take its phone away at night or something.
 
Blackleggings, your ass has been drunk texting me again. "Where ru? Come slap me!" "I want u." "u know u want this" and so on. All night long. I'm flattered, and yeah, I wouldn't mind hitting that, but come on, I need to get some sleep. Also, I wish it didn't type in text speak. It's a slight turn-off.

Anyway, I thought you should know, in case you want to take its phone away at night or something.

Not again. My ass has a mind of its own, especially when it's drunk. I apologize. Again.
 
yay! a another man-butt. i approve :D

Thank you

Thought I'd send something here since I can't vacuum naked today on "Vacuum Naked Thursday" with too many of my son's friends at home, in and out after surveying the storm damage from last night.
 
Not again. My ass has a mind of its own, especially when it's drunk. I apologize. Again.
It's OK. My body parts can get a little reckless when they're drunk too. My balls even posted a naked selfy in a thread here once.

We should keep my balls away from your ass. At least half the time, anyway.
 
sorry to hear you had damage - hopefully not too bad. :rose:


bloody tease :mad:

We didn't receive damage, but several nearby places did, including in our park. Some of these teens have never seen what straight-line and rotational winds can do to what they thought would be sturdy trees.
 
We didn't receive damage, but several nearby places did, including in our park. Some of these teens have never seen what straight-line and rotational winds can do to what they thought would be sturdy trees.
it can be a bit of a shake-up for them. it was for me, and that was as an adult. /wanderingofftopic
 
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