Today is the One Year Anniversary Of "The Great Karen Outing"

[Angeline]

I don't think Jenin will last 5 more weeks. I think the outing is coming sooner.

I have no proof but I thought "guy" when I first saw Jen posting here. "She" writes like a man. She's too crude and her insults too explicit for her to be female. Course I could be wrong, but I bet I'm not.

 

[Wrong Element]

If memory serves, the takedown thread was on the 7th. The Ellory Queen summary with the 'chat is down' title was the next day, after the original (and some others) had bye-byed.

I think you are correct. I have a solid memory of all this happening on a Saturday afternoon, and 1/7 was on Saturday last year.

 

[richard_daily]

Is it over already?

 

[Lancecastor]

Nope.

 

[Cheyenne]

I think you are correct. I have a solid memory of all this happening on a Saturday afternoon, and 1/7 was on Saturday last year.

It was fun, wasn't it?

I haven't been around in months. Is Ken still trying to show up as Karen every now and then?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Dixon Carter Lee claimed to have been offered several chances meet Karen Kraft and believed "I don't think she's a guy."

I said that. I also said "I don't care" if she is or isn't.

Way before Karen shit her act all over the GB I'd devoted plenty of time to de-trolling schmucks like AJ, Patryn, Fake Name, XxplorHer, and Hanns Schmidt, and, I gotta tell you man, I was tired of the detective work. Besides, my magnifying glass was all blurry and shit. By the time the big Karen question came up I just lost interest in exposing anyone's dick.

But I'm all ready to get back in the game now. I have evidence that Cheyenne is actually three old men in a rowboat on Lake Eerie circle jerking to vintage photos of Pia Zadora. It's true. Check Snopes.

 

[thirty]

should be first anniversary instead of one year anniversary?

 

[thirty]

It was funny that a Chinese correct your grammar...

 

[kotori]

should be first anniversary instead of one year anniversary?

Either are correct.

Correct would also be capitalizing the initial word of the sentence, and including a subject. For example: "Shouldn't it be..." etc.

 

[kotori]

It was funny that a Chinese correct your grammar...

No it wasn't.

It's funny that you thought you were right.

 

[CandiCame]

OK, this was before my time. Who is Karen/Ken?

 

[richard_daily]

OK, this was before my time. Who is Karen/Ken?

A guy that veteman cybered with.

 

[CandiCame]

It was funny that a Chinese correct your grammar...

Non native English speakers need to learn that Native English speakers give 0 fucks about grammer. It's like, i read fanfiction or porn by non-native folk in English and they're always, "Forgive me if my English isn't up to par" and then you read shit by native English speakers and we're all, "So anyway this shit don't get good until like chapter three so you bitches can skip to that if you want, who cares, idk just read it fuckers."

 

[CandiCame]

A guy that veteman cybered with.

I figured s/he was an old staple because literally everyone seems to know them. And I know something about a gender switch at some point but I don't know if Karen became Ken or Ken became Karen.

 

[CHNOPS]

LOL @ DCL's vanity search.

 

[koalabear]

A guy that I cybered with.

About time you admitted it.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Wow, has it really been just over a year since she was outted? For some reason it feels like that story has been around forever. To the point where I wish you guys would get some new goddamn material. But if it's only a year old it's not time for new material, not by a long shot.

 

[spacekowboy]

I know that I've been gone awhile and all, but you're telling me that there are men pretending to be women on a pornography board?? Stop the fucking presses.

 

[Phelia]

I know that I've been gone awhile and all, but you're telling me that there are men pretending to be women on a pornography board?? Stop the fucking presses.

Yes, but this one was kind of a saga. Fast-paced, senselessly convoluted, and filled with stilted, repetitive prose and odd and irrelevant details. Like a Dan Brown novel. You hate yourself when it's over, but boy oh boy, what a ride. Surprisingly satisfying. Maybe you had to be there.

 

[Phelia]

LOL @ DCL's vanity search.

We should start mentioning his name in Busybody/LT threads just to bomb his results. Or maybe we can co-opt his name into a generic noun/adjective/verb. "It smells kind of Dixon Carter Lee in here...," "She was being SUCH A Dixon," "I Dixon Carter Lee'd up that one pretty good, didn't I?" etc.

 

[HoHoBomb]

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hello-kitty-elle-taiwan-20th-anniversary-issue-2__oPt.jpg

 

[RobDownSouth]

Yes, but this one was kind of a saga. Fast-paced, senselessly convoluted, and filled with stilted, repetitive prose and odd and irrelevant details. Like a Dan Brown novel. You hate yourself when it's over, but boy oh boy, what a ride. Surprisingly satisfying. Maybe you had to be there.

It played out like a 7 year story arc in the Lit Soap Opera. A tad repetitive at times, but watching the back story evolve over the years made the sudden and epic conclusion all the more satisfying.

p.s. and for comic relief, there were times when "Karen" couldn't remember her name
p.s.s. and of course, the "Call Me Kevin" subplot

 

[Wat_Tyler]

We should start mentioning his name in Busybody/LT threads just to bomb his results. Or maybe we can co-opt his name into a generic noun/adjective/verb. "It smells kind of Dixon Carter Lee in here...," "She was being SUCH A Dixon," "I Dixon Carter Lee'd up that one pretty good, didn't I?" etc.

That's actually a pretty good idea.

 

[thirty]

No it wasn't.

It's funny that you thought you were right.

oh...it was so embarrassing....

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

"Karen" previously defused two "outings" successfully by blustering it out.

The first time, she invoked the fact that she actually met Dixon Carter Lee. This subsequently morphed into well, she was gonna meet DCL but he chickened out but hey we talked on the phone, sorta. Crisis averted.

The second time, she duped Pookie into supporting her claim that she was a female (using the infamous Natasha Likes Fried Chicken and Watermelon video, and since Everybody Loves Pookie the board as a whole went along with the "Karen really DOES have a vagina" meme.

I thought everyone knew when I asked him for his birth certificate.