How many dates does it take to get a Christian Mingle girl to do anal?

[Saint Peter]

I could use a new truck.

Let's get hitched, Petey.

That's legal in CO, yes?

Everything is legal in Colorado.

It is even legal for me to get you stoned out of your mind and sell you to some pimp on Colfax Ave.

What's not to love?

 

[islandman]

I don't love Colfax Ave.

 

[Saint Peter]

I don't love Colfax Ave.

You should check out the house and truck before you make hasty decisions.

 

[islandman]

I could use a dually....

 

[Saint Peter]

For what?

 

[islandman]

For whatever I want.

You're not the boss of me.

 

[Saint Peter]

Not anymore.

I just sold you for a bag of weed and a hand job.

 

[islandman]

*blindsided*

 

[Saint Peter]

You will have plenty of opportunities to pull duallies.

Take care.

 

[islandman]

Is "pulling duallies" a euphemism for 'handjob'?

 

[Killswitch]

See now I knew this thread had legs but never got it's due credit when I posted it.

 

[mark197205]

Is "pulling duallies" a euphemism for 'handjob'?

One in each hand.

 

[Killswitch]

My threads been invaded by homos.

GTFO.

Wheres lovestoread.

 

[lovetoread]

Not anymore.

I just sold you for a bag of weed and a hand job.

And what a bargain it was!

 

[Saint Peter]

And what a bargain it was!

Not too shabby.


Wanna get stoned?

 

[jomar]

Anal on the first date? Impressive...

It hurt the first time.

 

[renard_ruse]

I think they may never do anal. Probably stop at petting. until marriage.

That's probably why people use it, because they are looking for that. I think they need a site for secular moral conservatives too. There is an untapped market (no pun intended).

 

[ffdan]

Hey dude, no girl uses the spelling "cum" so soon. Tuck a little tighter and try again.

Wow, Heather is no dude. Why would you say something like that?

 

[Wings]

Wow, Heather is no dude. Why would you say something like that?

You are "her"...beard?

 

[neci]

You are "her"...beard?

cum here, slut.

 

[Wings]

cum here, slut.

Oh baby, I'm cumming!

 

[neci]

Oh baby, I'm cumming!

*scratches base of tail*