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DarkPleasures
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I think its more a case of most women being very bad at estimating and most men being enthusiatic with it. Foot long penises as thick as a beer can.....seriously LOL
Shhhhh, don't ruin their fantasies.
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I think its more a case of most women being very bad at estimating and most men being enthusiatic with it. Foot long penises as thick as a beer can.....seriously LOL

I've had a wide variety of sizes, and I've managed to enjoy them all. None were too small and none were too big. I can also say that without having a measuring tape handy, I couldn't tell you with any serious degree of confidence how long or thick any particular dick was, and certainly not down to fractions of inches the way some people here claim to be able to do. And if people had a measuring tape handy, where would they measure from? Top of the base to tip? Bottom to tip? Somewhere on the side to tip?
I thought perhaps this peni girth vs. beer can could be explained away by appreciating that beer googles may generate different results when worn by women.
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But then I found this, and realized that there is perhaps some truth to these claims.
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My first experience was last year and I can't honestly say I know the exact length and thickness, just that it was big and fleshy and meaty. I've never been a "size queen" but it is something I wanted to experience and so we found a really great guy, mid-40's yoga instuctor. I was amazed mostly by his body more than his endowment at first.
When he arrived at our hotel room he was dressed just as I like--suit and tie. We shared drinks and pleasantries. My husband said that we should sit together and he gave up his seat on the couch. He 'd put his hand on my leg while we all talked and I admit the topic of conversation was basically lost to me at that point. My husband asked that I show what I'm wearing under my skirt, so I stood in front of our guest, and showed him my thong. His fingers when right between my legs without hesitation, and he nodded approvingly to my husband. He turned me around and explored my ass as I was getting VERY wet, but very nervous. So nervous I was trembling.
I think he sensed that because he sat me down next to him and we began to kiss. He fondled the silk on my panties as he helped get them wet. As we made out my own hand wandered to his bulge, and that's when I gasped. He was so big, as he snaked forever sideways in his pants. But also the HEAT emanating from it, like it was full of fire and passion.
Somehow we stripped down bit by bit and he had these little blue briefs that just looked almost silly because it was like it didn't fit his cock size at all. Absurd? Maybe...but sexy.
I'm going to confess that when he was inside me at first it hurt a little. LIke uncomfortable hurt. He sensed that though and was more patient, and over time we found the rhythm and pace that I could work with. I guess my cervix isn't that deep, which I kind of knew already. When we found that rhythm though, it was an amazing experience, I was so full of him and in a weird way I was kind of proud to be. Totally hot evening. Very sexy man.
My first experience was last year and I can't honestly say I know the exact length and thickness, just that it was big and fleshy and meaty. I've never been a "size queen" but it is something I wanted to experience and so we found a really great guy, mid-40's yoga instuctor. I was amazed mostly by his body more than his endowment at first.
When he arrived at our hotel room he was dressed just as I like--suit and tie. We shared drinks and pleasantries. My husband said that we should sit together and he gave up his seat on the couch. He 'd put his hand on my leg while we all talked and I admit the topic of conversation was basically lost to me at that point. My husband asked that I show what I'm wearing under my skirt, so I stood in front of our guest, and showed him my thong. His fingers when right between my legs without hesitation, and he nodded approvingly to my husband. He turned me around and explored my ass as I was getting VERY wet, but very nervous. So nervous I was trembling.
I think he sensed that because he sat me down next to him and we began to kiss. He fondled the silk on my panties as he helped get them wet. As we made out my own hand wandered to his bulge, and that's when I gasped. He was so big, as he snaked forever sideways in his pants. But also the HEAT emanating from it, like it was full of fire and passion.
Somehow we stripped down bit by bit and he had these little blue briefs that just looked almost silly because it was like it didn't fit his cock size at all. Absurd? Maybe...but sexy.
I'm going to confess that when he was inside me at first it hurt a little. LIke uncomfortable hurt. He sensed that though and was more patient, and over time we found the rhythm and pace that I could work with. I guess my cervix isn't that deep, which I kind of knew already. When we found that rhythm though, it was an amazing experience, I was so full of him and in a weird way I was kind of proud to be. Totally hot evening. Very sexy man.
Wow. Very nice. What did your husband do that whole time?
Thank you! He did what he usually does; enjoy what transpired his own way and communicate with both of us urging us to share the experience in words.
My first experience was last year and I can't honestly say I know the exact length and thickness, just that it was big and fleshy and meaty. I've never been a "size queen" but it is something I wanted to experience and so we found a really great guy, mid-40's yoga instuctor. I was amazed mostly by his body more than his endowment at first.
When he arrived at our hotel room he was dressed just as I like--suit and tie. We shared drinks and pleasantries. My husband said that we should sit together and he gave up his seat on the couch. He 'd put his hand on my leg while we all talked and I admit the topic of conversation was basically lost to me at that point. My husband asked that I show what I'm wearing under my skirt, so I stood in front of our guest, and showed him my thong. His fingers when right between my legs without hesitation, and he nodded approvingly to my husband. He turned me around and explored my ass as I was getting VERY wet, but very nervous. So nervous I was trembling.
I think he sensed that because he sat me down next to him and we began to kiss. He fondled the silk on my panties as he helped get them wet. As we made out my own hand wandered to his bulge, and that's when I gasped. He was so big, as he snaked forever sideways in his pants. But also the HEAT emanating from it, like it was full of fire and passion.
Somehow we stripped down bit by bit and he had these little blue briefs that just looked almost silly because it was like it didn't fit his cock size at all. Absurd? Maybe...but sexy.
I'm going to confess that when he was inside me at first it hurt a little. LIke uncomfortable hurt. He sensed that though and was more patient, and over time we found the rhythm and pace that I could work with. I guess my cervix isn't that deep, which I kind of knew already. When we found that rhythm though, it was an amazing experience, I was so full of him and in a weird way I was kind of proud to be. Totally hot evening. Very sexy man.
Nice. The way you described it was so hot. If i were him i would have wanted to be right in there experiencing it with you