Free association thread

[Saxon_Hart]

Secret pleasures. Like slices of cold pork from yesterday's Sunday lunch surreptitiously scoffed out the fridge with tinned tuna, mayo and capers on top, LOL. Or cream slices mmmmm.

Cold cut combo from Sub Way...damn now I'm hungry.

 

[Handley_Page]

You folks are very determined, ain'tcher.
Meanwhile we poor blighters supposedly watching our food intake. . .

 

[oggbashan]

You folks are very determined, ain'tcher.
Meanwhile we poor blighters supposedly watching our food intake. . .

Any intake of food at present causes unpleasant consequences...

 

[SamScribble]

Any intake of food at present causes unpleasant consequences...

'Nurse, the screens!' (as Peter Sellers would have said).

 

[oggbashan]

'Nurse, the screens!' (as Peter Sellers would have said).

Sophia Loren...

 

[SamScribble]

Sophia Loren...

Arabesque

 

[NaokoSmith]

Arabesque

Odalisque.


(There you are HP, no calories in an odalisque. Sorry about the food thing. )

 

[Saxon_Hart]

Odalisque.


(There you are HP, no calories in an odalisque. Sorry about the food thing. )

Burlesque

 

[NaokoSmith]

Burlesque

LOL, I went to a burlesque event recently - it was so great!

The Little Mermaid (you had to be there, I cried laughing!)

 

[SamScribble]

LOL, I went to a burlesque event recently - it was so great!

The Little Mermaid (you had to be there, I cried laughing!)

Undersized fish. Sorry, you gotta throw them back.

 

[Handley_Page]

Undersized fish. Sorry, you gotta throw them back.

There used to be a joke about the size of a Mermaid;

"How big is a Mermaid?
36, 24, and 48 cents a pound.
I don't wish to know that; kindly leave the stage.

 

[NaokoSmith]

There used to be a joke about the size of a Mermaid;

"How big is a Mermaid?
36, 24, and 48 cents a pound.
I don't wish to know that; kindly leave the stage.

LOL, I feel all Sunshine and Lollipops about that one. (HP doesn't think this vid is a bit funny but Piglet and I think it's hilarious.) Can someone explain in simple words to the naive MILF?

 

[Handley_Page]

LOL, I feel all Sunshine and Lollipops about that one. (HP doesn't think this vid is a bit funny but Piglet and I think it's hilarious.) Can someone explain in simple words to the naive MILF?

A mermaid is supposedly half-woman half fish ?

There was at one time a thing about the ideal sizes of a woman (when I was a lot younger, it was 36-24-36, just like Marilyn Monroe).
Is that any clearer, Duchess ?

 

[NaokoSmith]

A mermaid is supposedly half-woman half fish ?

There was at one time a thing about the ideal sizes of a woman (when I was a lot younger, it was 36-24-36, just like Marilyn Monroe).
Is that any clearer, Duchess ?

Oh now I get it! LOL.

Unfortunately there are still ideal sizes of women: currently 1" 1/2" 1" judging by the sticks I see walking around, so-o-o boring. I saw one once in the university library. I promise you she was wearing peach tissue paper with black lingerie underneath. And it wasn't a bit sexy cuz she didn't have any embonpoint. I think there has to be embonpoint for proper sexy. When I went to the burlesque event, all the BBW women looked much much sassier in the outfits with the twirly things on their ... embon points.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Oh now I get it! LOL.

Unfortunately there are still ideal sizes of women: currently 1" 1/2" 1" judging by the sticks I see walking around, so-o-o boring. I saw one once in the university library. I promise you she was wearing peach tissue paper with black lingerie underneath. And it wasn't a bit sexy cuz she didn't have any embonpoint. I think there has to be embonpoint for proper sexy. When I went to the burlesque event, all the BBW women looked much much sassier in the outfits with the twirly things on their ... embon points.

My but you're in fine form today, just plump full of good points!

 

[NaokoSmith]

My but you're in fine form today, just plump full of good points!

Point to pointers!

Hullo, Tio mio. I'm full of dust, clearing out my study . I just found four files of old annotated articles. Ah the heady days when you read with fingers caressing the smooth surface of paper - oh, I cut my finger *pops finger in mouth and sucks it up and down*.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Point to pointers!

Hullo, Tio mio. I'm full of dust, clearing out my study . I just found four files of old annotated articles. Ah the heady days when you read with fingers caressing the smooth surface of paper - oh, I cut my finger *pops finger in mouth and sucks it up and down*.

And you read over your notes, trying desparately to remember what lost thought prompted that cryptic annotation that seems to have been so profound at the time...

Now, as to the paper cut...I thought you were more into lesbian werewolves then pseudofellating vampires...

But it does conjure up quite an enjoyable image anyway.

 

[NaokoSmith]

And you read over your notes, trying desparately to remember what lost thought prompted that cryptic annotation that seems to have been so profound at the time...

Now, as to the paper cut...I thought you were more into lesbian werewolves then pseudofellating vampires...

But it does conjure up quite an enjoyable image anyway.

Good gracious, I can't imagine what you mean.

LOL, my lesbian werewolf is doing very nicely, there is lots of interest in her and complaints that my chapters are too short and readers want more.

My poor fingers are actually suffering a great deal from little pricks. Sustained while sewing about thirty name labels on clothes for the Great School Excursion.
(ouch! now I pricked my finger on that rose; let's hope I don't fall asleep for a hundred years.)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Good gracious, I can't imagine what you mean.

LOL, my lesbian werewolf is doing very nicely, there is lots of interest in her and complaints that my chapters are too short and readers want more.

My poor fingers are actually suffering a great deal from little pricks. Sustained while sewing about thirty name labels on clothes for the Great School Excursion.
(ouch! now I pricked my finger on that rose; let's hope I don't fall asleep for a hundred years.)

There's plenty around who'd deliver the requisite kisses, I'm sure. I'm not so sure, though, that any would qualify as "princes."

 

[NaokoSmith]

There's plenty around who'd deliver the requisite kisses, I'm sure. I'm not so sure, though, that any would qualify as "princes."

On here a perfumed prince is surely de rigueur. Are you not going to offer me a kiss for my finger then? to save me sleeping all over my papers for a hundred years, LOL.

Oh dear, very naughty, sorry. Must start associating and stop flirting.

Perfumed princes,

Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille

Gosh, gorgeous, smells like gentlemen's clubs: all leather armchairs and cigars, but sadly on me degenerates into ashtray after a short while.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

On here a perfumed prince is surely de rigueur. Are you not going to offer me a kiss for my finger then? to save me sleeping all over my papers for a hundred years, LOL.

Oh dear, very naughty, sorry. Must start associating and stop flirting.

Perfumed princes,

Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille

Gosh, gorgeous, smells like gentlemen's clubs: all leather armchairs and cigars, but sadly on me degenerates into ashtray after a short while.

(I would have kissed your boo-boo, but you seemed to be heavily involved in doing it for yourself, sister.)

Suivez-Moi ("A nice little cologne I picked up at the Fragonard factory in Eze last spring," Tio said nonchalantly...)

 

[NaokoSmith]

(I would have kissed your boo-boo, but you seemed to be heavily involved in doing it for yourself, sister.)

Suivez-Moi ("A nice little cologne I picked up at the Fragonard factory in Eze last spring," Tio said nonchalantly...)

Bergamot and lime - sounds very ni-ice.

I like green tea soap. I tried a green tea and rose perfume once but it was bland. I really liked the Tom Ford, it was such an unexpected and exhilarating scent, but perhaps it was a bit much. I need a perfume to which people say, "my word, how intelligent you smell."

I was sitting in the garden earlier and the daffodils smelled so delicious out in the fresh air. When you cut them and bring them in, they sometimes seem overpowering.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Bergamot and lime - sounds very ni-ice.

I like green tea soap. I tried a green tea and rose perfume once but it was bland. I really liked the Tom Ford, it was such an unexpected and exhilarating scent, but perhaps it was a bit much. I need a perfume to which people say, "my word, how intelligent you smell."

I was sitting in the garden earlier and the daffodils smelled so delicious out in the fresh air. When you cut them and bring them in, they sometimes seem overpowering.

Yes, and our daffodils were just about to bloom when they were suddenly buried 'neath ten centimeters of snow. It's melted now, though, and they seem to have weathered it.

Let's see, now... bergamot...tea....can only lead to one association...

Canadian Football!!

(The league trophy is the Cup given first by Earl Grey, then Governor-General of the Dominion.)

 

[NaokoSmith]

Yes, and our daffodils were just about to bloom when they were suddenly buried 'neath ten centimeters of snow. It's melted now, though, and they seem to have weathered it.

Let's see, now... bergamot...tea....can only lead to one association...

Canadian Football!!

(The league trophy is the Cup given first by Earl Grey, then Governor-General of the Dominion.)

LOL, what a fragrant game it must be.

That makes me think of the Calcutta Cup, of course. Fought, er I mean played over, between Scotland and England (do I need to say at rugby?). It's made out of melted down Indian silver rupees and is the oldest and most famous of the Six Nations trophies.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

LOL, what a fragrant game it must be.

That makes me think of the Calcutta Cup, of course. Fought, er I mean played over, between Scotland and England (do I need to say at rugby?). It's made out of melted down Indian silver rupees and is the oldest and most famous of the Six Nations trophies.

League of the Ho-dé-no-sau-nee

(I've a different Six Nations, you know; neither Scotland nor England are included.)