Intentional Wardrobe Malfunctions

[LustyLeo22]

With the weather getting better and better as the season gets closer to summer, seems like a good time to stage some fun "wardrobe malfunctions!"

I posted this a while ago on another thread:

The other day I purposefully staged a wardrobe malfunction in which a button up top had one button undone right in the middle of my breasts. Then I ran errands around town to see what the reaction might be. The Starbucks boy was the most obvious, big smile, personally handing me my drink, etc. I was super nervous at first but it ended up being pretty fun

I would love to see pictures or hear stories of other Lit members who have done something similiar! Bonus points for picture proof..

http://s6.postimg.org/4o8wj57fh/IMG_1899.jpg

 

[xjasminex]

This isn't exactly the same thing, but when I buy clothes I try them on and think they'll be good to stay on. But somehow, SOMEHOW, 7 times out of 10 my clothes turn out to have recurrent tendencies to fall off of me or pop open in some way. Or it's see through. I do my best to keep it under control most of the time, or quickly fix myself up, but now and again I'll realize my dress is unbuttoned to the bottom of my breasts, or layering two see through-ish things to very opaque in my room turns out to be still see through in the light of day anyway. And then there are the times I forget my underwear is see through too (but those I intentionally buy like that).

Occasionally I'll dress like this on purpose, mainly around my boyfriend and sometimes around people I want to interest, but usually I try to cover myself up from the malfunctions. Why does everything I like seem to be trying to expose me D:

 

[Adora_blu]

There is an older man at work I want to see my titsbso I have beentrying to think of away to accadently flash him. We cant where strapless at work but I was thinking to where a tube top w/a sweater open over it then when I get a chance no one else is around I can start talking to him & put something on a hi shelf but lean against the low shelf to hold the bottom of my tub top so when I reach to the top shelf my tits will pop out the top in front of pete

 

[Johnsmith22]

There is an older man at work I want to see my titsbso I have beentrying to think of away to accadently flash him. We cant where strapless at work but I was thinking to where a tube top w/a sweater open over it then when I get a chance no one else is around I can start talking to him & put something on a hi shelf but lean against the low shelf to hold the bottom of my tub top so when I reach to the top shelf my tits will pop out the top in front of pete

Maybe a little easier to grab something from up high, and as your bring it down to show him it somehow pulls your shirt down too?

 

[LustyLeo22]

This isn't exactly the same thing, but when I buy clothes I try them on and think they'll be good to stay on. But somehow, SOMEHOW, 7 times out of 10 my clothes turn out to have recurrent tendencies to fall off of me or pop open in some way. Or it's see through. I do my best to keep it under control most of the time, or quickly fix myself up, but now and again I'll realize my dress is unbuttoned to the bottom of my breasts, or layering two see through-ish things to very opaque in my room turns out to be still see through in the light of day anyway. And then there are the times I forget my underwear is see through too (but those I intentionally buy like that).

Occasionally I'll dress like this on purpose, mainly around my boyfriend and sometimes around people I want to interest, but usually I try to cover myself up from the malfunctions. Why does everything I like seem to be trying to expose me D:

Oh yes, I've had this experience as well - although not as often as it sounds like you do!

The other day I was wearing a white dress with a black thong underneath. The dress was lined so I didn't think it would be a problem with dark panties. I went to Starbucks and the sun was shining; as I walked across the parking lot several men turned to look at me. Now, I can usually get some interested glances, but men turning around to look? Unusual. But I just thought I must look nice and thats about it. Getting home, however, I noticed that in the bright sun you actually could see the dark panties underneath! So from across the parking lot it must've been pretty clear exactly what kind of underwear I was wearing under my dress - and hence the head turns. Whoops!

 

[MrRetro]

This isn't exactly the same thing, but when I buy clothes I try them on and think they'll be good to stay on. But somehow, SOMEHOW, 7 times out of 10 my clothes turn out to have recurrent tendencies to fall off of me or pop open in some way. Or it's see through. I do my best to keep it under control most of the time, or quickly fix myself up, but now and again I'll realize my dress is unbuttoned to the bottom of my breasts, or layering two see through-ish things to very opaque in my room turns out to be still see through in the light of day anyway. And then there are the times I forget my underwear is see through too (but those I intentionally buy like that).

Occasionally I'll dress like this on purpose, mainly around my boyfriend and sometimes around people I want to interest, but usually I try to cover myself up from the malfunctions. Why does everything I like seem to be trying to expose me D:

Probably because you have something worth exposing...! Intentional see through underwear: delicious...!

 

[KarsynCurious]

I bet more of us have tried this than many realize. It's such a thrill to see men (and especially women) do a double-take.

 

[eyzf3]

nice one...i did done it once accidentally and i notice how wet i was and I did it again purposely cause it was interesting experience..i even got once i went out eating forgetting to use bra and using quite a thin shirt...as soon as i realize, i was shy and at the same time wet and the nipple getting hardened...i just continue eating and pretend not to notice anything

 

[jonosmith]

With the weather getting better and better as the season gets closer to summer, seems like a good time to stage some fun "wardrobe malfunctions!"

I posted this a while ago on another thread:

The other day I purposefully staged a wardrobe malfunction in which a button up top had one button undone right in the middle of my breasts. Then I ran errands around town to see what the reaction might be. The Starbucks boy was the most obvious, big smile, personally handing me my drink, etc. I was super nervous at first but it ended up being pretty fun

I would love to see pictures or hear stories of other Lit members who have done something similiar! Bonus points for picture proof..

http://s6.postimg.org/4o8wj57fh/IMG_1899.jpg

love the picture. that is so hot.

 

[cumbtwntits]

With the weather getting better and better as the season gets closer to summer, seems like a good time to stage some fun "wardrobe malfunctions!"

I posted this a while ago on another thread:

The other day I purposefully staged a wardrobe malfunction in which a button up top had one button undone right in the middle of my breasts. Then I ran errands around town to see what the reaction might be. The Starbucks boy was the most obvious, big smile, personally handing me my drink, etc. I was super nervous at first but it ended up being pretty fun

I would love to see pictures or hear stories of other Lit members who have done something similiar! Bonus points for picture proof..

http://s6.postimg.org/4o8wj57fh/IMG_1899.jpg

i love adventurous woman. The best would be to see one of those malfunctions at my kids pre-school drop off. Love naughty moms.

 

[MatthewVett]

nice one...i did done it once accidentally and i notice how wet i was and I did it again purposely cause it was interesting experience..i even got once i went out eating forgetting to use bra and using quite a thin shirt...as soon as i realize, i was shy and at the same time wet and the nipple getting hardened...i just continue eating and pretend not to notice anything

This sounds like so much fun. I would have loved to be across from you, watching your nipples getting harder and harder, thinking I was surreptitiously seeing something forbidden that ought to be hidden, getting a private little display. I absolutely love when nipples get hard enough to poke through clothing. One of my friends once had a thin Halloween costume on a cold night, and my eyes were on her all night.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

just waiting to be a victim of this

 

[OohLovely]

Well it isn't really a malfunction.... but love wearing a very low cut shirt, then purposely bend over in front of guys....

This is one of my favourite shirts to wear to go to supermarket.

See a nice guy in the aisles... lean over to get something off the low shelf near him, providing a perfect chance for him to see it all.

Always pick a male checkout guy, make sure he has a great view as I time and time again lean over to get things out of my trolley....

Can always see them looking, have to suppress my smile....but makes me wet.

 

[jdee1]

Well it isn't really a malfunction.... but love wearing a very low cut shirt, then purposely bend over in front of guys....

This is one of my favourite shirts to wear to go to supermarket.

See a nice guy in the aisles... lean over to get something off the low shelf near him, providing a perfect chance for him to see it all.

Always pick a male checkout guy, make sure he has a great view as I time and time again lean over to get things out of my trolley....

Can always see them looking, have to suppress my smile....but makes me wet.

How I would love to be on the receiving end of that.

 

[troubledone]

Well it isn't really a malfunction.... but love wearing a very low cut shirt, then purposely bend over in front of guys....

This is one of my favourite shirts to wear to go to supermarket.

See a nice guy in the aisles... lean over to get something off the low shelf near him, providing a perfect chance for him to see it all.

Always pick a male checkout guy, make sure he has a great view as I time and time again lean over to get things out of my trolley....

Can always see them looking, have to suppress my smile....but makes me wet.

that is a good shirt

 

[bareman]

There is an older man at work I want to see my titsbso I have beentrying to think of away to accadently flash him. We cant where strapless at work but I was thinking to where a tube top w/a sweater open over it then when I get a chance no one else is around I can start talking to him & put something on a hi shelf but lean against the low shelf to hold the bottom of my tub top so when I reach to the top shelf my tits will pop out the top in front of pete

A number of years ago I was working a part time job in a convenience store. My customer was a young lady with a button up shirt, and it was unbuttoned to show some cleavage. After I rung up her order she reached into the breast pocket of her shirt for the money and of course it pulled to the side, leaving her braless boob in the gap...and I know she did it on purpose. Nice!

 

[jmt2688]

With the weather getting better and better as the season gets closer to summer, seems like a good time to stage some fun "wardrobe malfunctions!"

I posted this a while ago on another thread:

The other day I purposefully staged a wardrobe malfunction in which a button up top had one button undone right in the middle of my breasts. Then I ran errands around town to see what the reaction might be. The Starbucks boy was the most obvious, big smile, personally handing me my drink, etc. I was super nervous at first but it ended up being pretty fun

I would love to see pictures or hear stories of other Lit members who have done something similiar! Bonus points for picture proof..

http://s6.postimg.org/4o8wj57fh/IMG_1899.jpg

I dont think I could look away from that lovely view.

I was witness to a malfunction of sorts, there was a lovely lady walking down the street in a sundress but I think she underestimated how see through it was. It was a sunny day and when the sun was in front of her I could see her body and soft skin underneath. You could tell she was only wearing a light g-string and a lacy bra. It was amazing!

I can only hope she know it was see through and did it for me

 

[LustyLeo22]

Anyone else? Summer is here and I could use some more ideas

 

[welshbeef]

just read your thread wished u shopped in my store

 

[HoldYouDown]

Not a malfunction, but I have shorts and jeans that don't leave much to the imagination if I'm in the right mood. They're not ridiculously tight - not skinny jeans or disco pants LOL. But they do a good job without overstating things. Often times I catch women checking out the package. If I'm sitting on the subway the prize squeezed between my legs gets some attention. I've gone out and talked to salesladies in stores with healthy hard-ons and love how flustered they get. Again it's not enough to be sticking straight out but enough to see the outline in the pants. My favorite thing is to order something from a female at a deli counter, so she has to go down and gets a few as I lean on the glass.

 

[HoldYouDown]

Well it isn't really a malfunction.... but love wearing a very low cut shirt, then purposely bend over in front of guys....

This is one of my favourite shirts to wear to go to supermarket.

See a nice guy in the aisles... lean over to get something off the low shelf near him, providing a perfect chance for him to see it all.

Always pick a male checkout guy, make sure he has a great view as I time and time again lean over to get things out of my trolley....

Can always see them looking, have to suppress my smile....but makes me wet.

Love it when a woman does this. I'm not shy about my reactions. You look delicious. If a peak was all I got, I know what I'd be doing with the visual later.

 

[ShyJake]

The other day I was wearing a white dress with a black thong underneath. The dress was lined so I didn't think it would be a problem with dark panties. I went to Starbucks and the sun was shining; as I walked across the parking lot several men turned to look at me. Now, I can usually get some interested glances, but men turning around to look? Unusual. But I just thought I must look nice and thats about it. Getting home, however, I noticed that in the bright sun you actually could see the dark panties underneath! So from across the parking lot it must've been pretty clear exactly what kind of underwear I was wearing under my dress - and hence the head turns. Whoops!

This reminds me of an incident last week... a coworker and I were at a gas station and there was a woman filling her tank wearing white shorts. We were craning our necks like giraffes trying to figure out whether she was wearing a thong or nothing at all underneath...

 

[ShyJake]

Anyone else? Summer is here and I could use some more ideas

Not sure how many women do this but there was a gal on tv or online once who claimed she'd go to the grocery store braless and linger in the frozen foods section. Said it was funny watching the stock boys looking/trying not to look at the stiff nipplage.

 

[Kinkedroad]

Lusty Leo you have a wonderful thread going, good to see you are looking for ideas. I love a lady
who wears shorts, khakis that fit a bit loose in the legs, and when she is sitting down in the right position, heaven is visible down the shorts leg opening. A thought for you.....

 

[Miss_Scarlett]

I love a good wardrobe malfunction. One of my favourite tricks is to go and fill up with petrol (or buy a newspaper / polo mints / bottle of water at the petrol station shop) at out-of-the-way petrol stations at quiet times of the day when there is just a lone male attendant on the till. Before getting out of the car I adjust my low cut top and bra (if I'm wearing one) so that one nipple is just peeking out over the top. It could be accidental

I worked as a college administrator at an adult education centre for a while and one of my tasks was to cover Reception when the receptionist was on lunch or in the evenings after her shift finished. I had a couple of nice harmless flirtations going on with some of the male students. One in particular always had time for a bit of banter with a few double entendres thrown in. I had a tight low-cut knitted salmon pink cardigan which was supposed to be worn over a vest top or thin t-shirt but in summer I used to wear it over just a bra. If it was a push-up bra then the buttons would be under a bit of strain (I'm a C/D cup). One evening my favourite student came in and we had our usual friendly flirt. He asked if there were any leaflets about the follow-on course to carry on from the one he was doing. There were none left in the display rack so I found an unopened box and hoisted it up onto the Reception desk. The effort of lifting it caused the top two buttons on my cardigan to pop open, clearly revealing my half-cup push up lace bra through which my nipples were clearly visible. The student made some comment like "that was an unexpected bonus" and I laughed and said "I think you hid the other leaflets on purpose just to get a flash". It was both exciting and surprisingly relaxed; I didn't bother fastening myself up until he had left to go back to his class so he got a good look. As he left he said something like "I'll never be able to concentrate now" and winked. From then on whenever he came in he would always make some reference to running out of leaflets or say "shame, not wearing my favourite top today".

I posted on the recent "nipples" thread about a genuinely accidental wardrobe malfunction at work.