Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[PlayfulLittle1]

"Dave" is ancient Gaelic for "good with his hands."

I'll just take that as gospel for now if you don't mind. *leaning into your hand with a happy sigh*

 

[Chaingun]

I have no issue with that.

It means some different stuff in other languages too. All flattering to me of course.

In Greek it means, "Too modest about his equipage."

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

I have no issue with that.

It means some different stuff in other languages too. All flattering to me of course.

In Greek it means, "Too modest about his equipage."

I think mine probably means "silly attention-seeking kitten-like thing" then if I had to take a guess.

 

[Chaingun]

I think mine probably means "silly attention-seeking kitten-like thing" then if I had to take a guess.

I don't think you're interpreting part of it correctly. I'm sure that "silly" and "thing" are not part of it.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

I don't think you're interpreting part of it correctly. I'm sure that "silly" and "thing" are not part of it.

*head back, laughing loudly*

I'm fairly certain I got it right. I won't ask for your interpretation though. That would be putting you in an unfair predicament.

 

[Chaingun]

*head back, laughing loudly*

I'm fairly certain I got it right. I won't ask for your interpretation though. That would be putting you in an unfair predicament.

Nothing unfair about it.

 

[Ellafun]

*tiptoes into the kitchen to throw together a great breakfast casserole for Sunday morning...eggs, bacon, peppers, with hash browns on the bottom, cause bacon and potatoes is da bomb...

and then finishes up the bottle of pink stuff I've been sipping all evening. Damn. I. am. drunk.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Nothing unfair about it.

Of course there is!

Ish, but if I try to go into it at this time of night and in public I'm just going to embarrass myself. Further. LMAO. Oh dear....

 

[Chaingun]

Of course there is!

Ish, but if I try to go into it at this time of night and in public I'm just going to embarrass myself. Further. LMAO. Oh dear....

Silly.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Silly.

TOLD you!

G'night Dave.

 

[Chaingun]

Sitting in the armory, I have a completely disassembled AUG Para lying on the armorer's table.

Small springs and various parts are all laid out in neat arrangement, the smell of cleaning fluid pervades the air--ahh, is there anything nicer than the smell of Hoppes No. 9?--and an oily cloth lies nearby for lubrication parts before putting the rifle back together.

Carefully, methodically, the weapon is reassembled. I check the action; it cycles smoothly. Reloaded, safety on, I sling it back across my shoulder and head out to face the day.

It's warm and windy in central Florida today. There doesn't appear to be anything in the wind, dangerous or otherwise. Seems like a good day to sit up in the sun and think.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

My full given name plus surname and married means "Crowned with Laural God's Promise Gracious Gift of Jehovah into the house of Heregod"

Boy, did they get THAT wrong...

My youngest told me he wanted to change his name to Allen.

Of course he also asked where he could get the chemical X to make a PowerPuff girl with, so ...

 

[Chaingun]

Of course he also asked where he could get the chemical X to make a PowerPuff girl with, so ...

I too am interested in how to make a PowerPuff Girl...or any girl for that matter.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

I too am interested in how to make a PowerPuff Girl...or any girl for that matter.

I really wanted to respond to this, but everything I've typed has sounded snarkier than I meant it to be.

So just pretend I said something clever for once.

 

[stickygirl]

I really wanted to respond to this, but everything I've typed has sounded snarkier than I meant it to be.

So just pretend I said something clever for once.

I can't believe you could be snarky...

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actually, I can

 

[Ellafun]

Is anybody going to eat this casserole? It came out pretty good considering how drunk i was when I threw it together....

 

[stickygirl]

Is anybody going to eat this casserole? It came out pretty good considering how drunk i was when I threw it together....

Hey yea - count me in! I'm just grateful that folks have managed to forage for this food in the first place so I'm grateful

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Is anybody going to eat this casserole? It came out pretty good considering how drunk i was when I threw it together....

LOL

Drunk Girl Casserole....hmmm...not exactly the most appetizing fair I've heard of..

 

[Chaingun]

I really wanted to respond to this, but everything I've typed has sounded snarkier than I meant it to be.

So just pretend I said something clever for once.

Oh, Honey, we encourage snarkiness here. Bring it!

 

[Chaingun]

I can't believe you could be snarky...

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actually, I can

I think all women have it in them. Some choose not to let it out.



Just depends on how their mommas raised them.

 

[Chaingun]

Is anybody going to eat this casserole? It came out pretty good considering how drunk i was when I threw it together....

The six pieces I had had quite the flavor of bourbon to them.

 

[Ellafun]

LOL

Drunk Girl Casserole....hmmm...not exactly the most appetizing fair I've heard of..

No, no...it was eggs & bacon & hash browns & peppers from our garden...and I'm sure I must have thrown some cheese in there! Nothing untoward, I promise! I would NEVER miss with our food!!!

 

[Ellafun]

The six pieces I had had quite the flavor of bourbon to them.

lies. Don't you go instigatin'

 

[Chaingun]

LOL

Drunk Girl Casserole....hmmm...not exactly the most appetizing fair I've heard of..

But the fare's ok, right?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

But the fare's ok, right?

Fuck you, grammar Nazi....DIE! DIE! DIE!