Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[PlayfulLittle1]

I had every intention of winning, Little One. I always do.

*squirms, a little uncomfortable, runs off to find a soda and collect myself*

 

[Chaingun]

*squirms, a little uncomfortable, runs off to find a soda and collect myself*

Didn't mean to show you my dark side.

But I do want you to stay.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Didn't mean to show you my dark side.

But I do want you to stay.

Heh, don't worry, it's not dark that makes me run off.

Not goin' anywhere.

Just need to reconfigure on occasion in order to be allowed in public. I get away from myself sometimes.

Don't mind me, just a little broken.

 

[Ellafun]

*squirms, a little uncomfortable, runs off to find a soda and collect myself*

Fret not, kitty. I will be right here to make sure you're not compromised in any way.

 

[Chaingun]

Heh, don't worry, it's not dark that makes me run off.

Not goin' anywhere.

Just need to reconfigure on occasion in order to be allowed in public. I get away from myself sometimes.

Don't mind me, just a little broken.

We're all a little broken Sweetie. If we were whole and perfect, we wouldn't be here playing Pirates, zombie-hunters, or asking each other what we fantasized about last time we jacked off.

There's a shit ton of really stupid threads in this forum to prove my theory.

I don't have an answer for what has broken you any more than I can fix my own level of "broken into a million pieces and tossed into the wind." But I will offer you what I can: My hand in friendship, my lap as a warm place to sit, my shoulder where you can rest your head, and my ear for you to whisper into.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Fret not, kitty. I will be right here to make sure you're not compromised in any way.

*giggles*

I'm just full of inappropriate things to say tonight.

I should probably just give up and turn in until the mood passes and I remember how to behave.

 

[imFlyingsolo]

Refuge....I could use.

 

[Chaingun]

I should probably just give up and turn in until the mood passes and I remember how to behave.

Oh no. No leaving just yet, please.

 

[Chaingun]

Refuge....I could use.

We've got it. You haven't been bitten have you?

 

[imFlyingsolo]

No bite marks on me...

 

[Chaingun]

No bite marks on me...

That's kind of important here.

Hungry? Thirsty? We do have a Nightly Naked Dance Party here. You're welcome to attend. Or if you'd rather get your bearings, get cleaned up, change into clean clothes, and maybe just rest, you can do that too.

 

[imFlyingsolo]

Drinks and Dancing sound just fine.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Oh no. No leaving just yet, please.

What do I get if I stay?

 

[Chaingun]

What do I get if I stay?

Something nice, like catnip and a bowl of milk. And a pretty bauble to play with.

 

[Chaingun]

Drinks and Dancing sound just fine.

Perfect. There's always more room on the dance floor and at the bar.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Something nice, like catnip and a bowl of milk. And a pretty bauble to play with.

*giggles* I'll pass on the catnip, it makes me sneeze, and I'll stick to soda. Pretties are nice. But I prefer just a little petting or a knee to lean on if that's okay. Just need a little.... *considers* a little closeness today. But I'll behave, I promise. Not trying to get frisky.

For once.

 

[Chaingun]

*giggles* I'll pass on the catnip, it makes me sneeze, and I'll stick to soda. Pretties are nice. But I prefer just a little petting or a knee to lean on if that's okay. Just need a little.... *considers* a little closeness today. But I'll behave, I promise. Not trying to get frisky.

That's exactly what I need too. I've no interest in getting into the other stuff. Not right now.

 

[catherinebeyea]

The problem with zombies is they leave you litle time to read 305 pages of a thread, so I hope I didn't miss anything really important from #2 to #304.

I've been thinking lately - boy I wish I knew somebody with a zombie proof bunker and a copy of Life of Brian. So that's a good coincidence. Assets? well I'm entirely loveable and as a canadian I swing a mean hockey stick and you'd love eating my beaver tail. Besides, can it get cuter than "oh that friggin zombie's head just exploded eh!"

Hope I'm allowed in. I have nice shubbery.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

That's exactly what I need too. I've no interest in getting into the other stuff. Not right now.

*gets comfy at your feet, leans against your knee, resting on my hip, one hand curled lazily around your ankle, resting on the top of you foot*

Lemme know if you need to move, I don't wanna be in the way.

*deep sigh, letting my eyes close*

 

[Chaingun]

The problem with zombies is they leave you litle time to read 305 pages of a thread, so I hope I didn't miss anything really important from #2 to #304.

I've been thinking lately - boy I wish I knew somebody with a zombie proof bunker and a copy of Life of Brian. So that's a good coincidence. Assets? well I'm entirely loveable and as a canadian I swing a mean hockey stick and you'd love eating my beaver tail. Besides, can it get cuter than "oh that friggin zombie's head just exploded eh!"

Hope I'm allowed in. I have nice shubbery.

Catherine, the shrubbery will need to be placed here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so we get the two level effect with a little path running down the middle.


What's that all abooooot, eh?

 

[Chaingun]

*gets comfy at your feet, leans against your knee, resting on my hip, one hand curled lazily around your ankle, resting on the top of you foot*

Lemme know if you need to move, I don't wanna be in the way.

*deep sigh, letting my eyes close*

I may never move. I am pretty ok, right here.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

I may never move. I am pretty ok, right here.

*gives a little smile, eyes still closed, murmuring* Smartest thing you've said all night. You are pretty ok. Now what about that petting I mentioned before....

 

[Chaingun]

*gives a little smile, eyes still closed, murmuring* Smartest thing you've said all night. You are pretty ok. Now what about that petting I mentioned before....

Isn't it amazing how easily my hand finds that sweet spot between your ears?

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Isn't it amazing how easily my hand finds that sweet spot between your ears?

Mmmm.... talented.....

 

[Chaingun]

Mmmm.... talented.....

"Dave" is ancient Gaelic for "good with his hands."