Thank you Gorgeous GeekGirl for this thread and for all the chuckles it has created for me. I wish there was a like button for many of your responses. Corbal and Wilful love I especially loved your responses. Humour based on reality is such a great mix.
I was thinking about the power of words and what a great turn on or turn off they can be for both sexes I'm sure.
I too find the penis pictures straight up quite offputting, especially if eating dinner. Mind you could be a great diet ploy as dessert may no longer look inviting. Haven't noticed the men all being 6' 1", but i can imagine many women all have D+ boobs. Hard for those of us who really do, luckily not something I would often share.
I have a pet aversion to, "what are you wearing baby?" I always think, it's online, for goodness sake, where's your imagination, make it up. I can be wearing whatever you want me to be. I could say my silk nightie, and he replies, "mmmmmm baby," and I'm thinking yes and it's the same one I've had for 15 years, and like the owner has seen better days.
As someone said, so much of it is in the words you choose to use. For example someone asks me what I look like - I'm 59 (damn it) and could say, old, short, round, grey hair and wrinkles, which makes me sound like someone's old Grandmother. Which technically I am lol. Luckily I do still scrub up pretty good.
Then again I could say, ash blonde (which it often is), mature and full bodied like a damned good wine, short, rubenesque (curvy for those that need a translation) with life experience which means I know what I am looking for in life. That also explains who i am.
Which one would you choose? I'd go for the curvy tasty wine myself
language - gotta love it.
J
I was thinking about the power of words and what a great turn on or turn off they can be for both sexes I'm sure.
I too find the penis pictures straight up quite offputting, especially if eating dinner. Mind you could be a great diet ploy as dessert may no longer look inviting. Haven't noticed the men all being 6' 1", but i can imagine many women all have D+ boobs. Hard for those of us who really do, luckily not something I would often share.
I have a pet aversion to, "what are you wearing baby?" I always think, it's online, for goodness sake, where's your imagination, make it up. I can be wearing whatever you want me to be. I could say my silk nightie, and he replies, "mmmmmm baby," and I'm thinking yes and it's the same one I've had for 15 years, and like the owner has seen better days.
As someone said, so much of it is in the words you choose to use. For example someone asks me what I look like - I'm 59 (damn it) and could say, old, short, round, grey hair and wrinkles, which makes me sound like someone's old Grandmother. Which technically I am lol. Luckily I do still scrub up pretty good.
Then again I could say, ash blonde (which it often is), mature and full bodied like a damned good wine, short, rubenesque (curvy for those that need a translation) with life experience which means I know what I am looking for in life. That also explains who i am.
Which one would you choose? I'd go for the curvy tasty wine myself
language - gotta love it.
J
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. I am literally 6'0", between 210 and 220lbs, blue eyes, shaved head, goatee, average length..6in or so *shrugs*
