NekoParks
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And all it plays are CB songs from the 70's.
I put in a 10-4 Good Buddy!
and you get a Smokey and the Bandit film festival.
I put in Members Only jacket...
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And all it plays are CB songs from the 70's.
I put in a 10-4 Good Buddy!
and you get a Smokey and the Bandit film festival.
I put in Members Only jacket...
and you get a polyester leisure suit.
I put in a pair of Lululemon seaweed shorts...
but the seaweed gets eaten by a passing fish.
I put in a bottle of glasses cleaner
and you can see clearly now.
I put in rose-coloured sunglasses...
Not much fun in blue, though.
I put in a pair of RayBans
and Mr. Conniff feels very put out.
I put in the New Christy Minstrels...
and you get a pre-facelift Kenny Rogers.
I put in The Lennon Sisters...
and you get a hellava show at the USO.
I put in Sharie Lewis and Lamb Chop...
And you get a really smelly sweat sock.
I put in Wayland Flowers and Madame
but Madame has hay fever
I put in a VSWR bridge
and your HAM radio comes in so loud and clear, you contact your dead fireman father from twenty years before (actually I got that from a Dennis Quaid movie called Frequency...)
I put in a Masi Gran Criterium.
and you get a Raleigh Sports
I put in a de-railier gear.
But it belonged to Lance Armstrong and thus is looked upon as dirty.
I put in a Doug Nash 5 speed.
But Mr. Spacely and George Jettson are displeased.
I put in a Jamar belt drive.
but it don' keep the trousers up.
I put in a 4CX250B.
But the digital crowd giggles and points.
I put in a diode trio.
But the spare diode feels left out and blows up.
I put in a cane aerial-fixing stick
But the masochists keep asking you to lash them with it.
I put in a razor strop.
but it blunts the razor
I put in a new drill bit
But it is a size too large which is not a good thing when it comes to holes.
I put in a helical coil.
but it has a left-hand thread
I put in a rusty bolt
But Victor Frankenstein's creature wants it back..
I put in a mahogany crucifix.