Ladies and gents, I present you with...

[sh60fh]

My work here is done.

Oh I hope not. I believe you have only just begun.

 

[draconus_infernus]

Excuse me while I pick my jaw up off the floor. This is stunning!

http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a564/calypso0576/IMAG0198_zpsfbd184a6.jpg

 

[skilledforyou]

I go away for FIVE minutes, and you start complaining about boring things, like train systems...guess I'll just have to distract you with something. Hmmm. *rummages around*

Maybe these?

neuen panties.

http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a564/calypso0576/IMAG0198_zpsfbd184a6.jpg

du sprichst deutsch?

 

[SmackmeHarder31]

du sprichst deutsch?

Ja, eine bißchen. Wie geht es dir?

 

[OneHD]

Afternoon Caly .. Hope all is well in your corner of the world

 

[Nidan]

Ja, eine bißchen. Wie geht es dir?

Ich habe kopfschmerzen!
:-(

 

[taredhel]

absolutely gorgeous

 

[OhioBiker]

A lady who looks as good walking away as you do walking up to me!!! VERY NICE!!

 

[SmackmeHarder31]

Ich habe kopfschmerzen!
:-(

Aw, Schlecht schätzchen.

 

[EndlessNameless]

Well, hey there beautiful woman. I'm just going to ingore the languages I can't understand and stare at your hot body instead.

 

[SmackmeHarder31]

Well, hey there beautiful woman. I'm just going to ingore the languages I can't understand and stare at your hot body instead.

And I am quite alright with that

 

[EndlessNameless]

And I am quite alright with that

You sure? You're okay with me staring but not touching? Okay.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Still my favourite AmPic thread. Comfortable but with that enticing naughty streak always bubbling under. Quite a feat to achieve that and keep it going.

If I was wearing a hat I would doff it in your direction

 

[morninwould]

Why you gotta be so fucking cute?

 

[SmackmeHarder31]

Share time <3

Feeling playful so I thought I'd amuse you instead today, and give you an idea of the relationship I have with my house boys with some of our amusing banter.

*Me carrying my beans on toast dinner into the living room to set it on the arm of a squashy chair where it balances precariously.*
"Please, please, pleeeease don't spill."
*Chris, playing COD, looks over at me*
"S'gonna spill"
"It's not gonna spill."
"Yeah, no it's gonna spill. It's spilling. I can see it"
"It's not gonna spill. Stop being a dick."
"You fucking love it."
".....Yeah, about that...."

Anyways, this is what happened to my hair when I woke up the other day. Some people pay a lot of money to look like this, y'know:

http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums...8_10150154521397386_5947007_n_zpsae9c8f19.jpg

 

[SmackmeHarder31]

Afternoon Caly .. Hope all is well in your corner of the world

Just dandy thanks. Chilling with my kindle, boys gaming, tea and incense.

You sure? You're okay with me staring but not touching? Okay.

Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer. Oh wait
I'm kidding. Come here so I can serially flirt.

Still my favourite AmPic thread. Comfortable but with that enticing naughty streak always bubbling under. Quite a feat to achieve that and keep it going.

If I was wearing a hat I would doff it in your direction

*Curtseys*

Thanks mister.

Why you gotta be so fucking cute?

Part of my skillset. Nah man, it's a curse, I'm telling ya.
Why you gotta make me so fucking wet?

 

[morninwould]

Part of my skillset. Nah man, it's a curse, I'm telling ya.
Why you gotta make me so fucking wet?

Its my gift. . .and my curse. Sorry bout those panties. . .and the sheets.

 

[SmackmeHarder31]

Its my gift. . .and my curse. Sorry bout those panties. . .and the sheets.

And all those towels, goddamn.

So much washing. So worth it.

 

[morninwould]

And all those towels, goddamn.

So much washing. So worth it.

I'll send you a couple rolls of Euros. Do machines take Euros over there?

 

[EndlessNameless]

Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer. Oh wait
I'm kidding. Come here so I can serially flirt.

Pics? Got plenty of those. I'll let you decide whether I'm hot or not. Oh wait. My cock is better served when your hands are on it, among other things.

 

[Nidan]

I'll send you a couple rolls of Euros. Do machines take Euros over there?

Euros?!

Pound Sterling, mate.

 

[morninwould]

Euros?!

Pound Sterling, mate.

Well there you go. . .I forgot you all were the only sensible country in the EU. LOL

 

[Nidan]

Aw, Schlecht schätzchen.

Yes. Yes I am. Haha

So what's this about your housemates? I had a massive crush on one of mine in my second year.

 

[Nidan]

Well there you go. . .I forgot you all were the only sensible country in the EU. LOL

That remains to be seen if it was the right decision... But looks that way.

Anyway... Where's Caly?

I got told off by her for educating about our train system before.

 

[Kinky_Sprite]

very hot!!!