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MaxSmith said:
Okay, RA... these are for you -- all of us about to have to take the tape off.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-u848aRtSM_s/UMb2PLn92yI/AAAAAAAAFI0/RxyM0QLKeSw/s400/little+whiskey+bottles+edit.jpg

I got Dave a get well bouquet... he might could use it.

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Oh there's some good stuff in there. I think if I'm to get free, we're going to have a Jaegermeister shot party tonight. Everybody gets drunk. Come on, peel this duct tape off of my ankles and wrists, please....
 
Chaingun said:
Oh there's some good stuff in there. I think if I'm to get free, we're going to have a Jaegermeister shot party tonight. Everybody gets drunk. Come on, peel this duct tape off of my ankles and wrists, please....
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Okay, Okay.... I"ll peel the tape off. BUT, you have to promise not to hold this against me. I did bring the bouquet, afterall.

Brace yourself -- I know pulling duct tape off skin hurts (long story.... maybe after a few shots I'll share)

***RIP!!***
 
*blinks at Max while she stands there with her sudsy hands*

"Hey! I was REALLY looking forward to giving him a bath...damn it...and one where he couldn't move while I was doing it, too...

Party pooper...:D"
 
MaxSmith said:
I think I'll leave, too. I think RA and Dave need a moment. She may use the rest of the tape so she can give him that bath.
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*slants eyes in mock anger at Max*

"I most certainly do NOT need a moment alone with Dave...I was just acting on my..um... motherly instincts to keep a head case... I mean a head injury from turning into something else...
That's all...
I swear.............."
 
So, thanks for your concern about my skin, but I'm in pretty good shape. Thanks.


I'm going to have a drink. I'm famished...and parched.

Anyone else drinking?
 
Chaingun said:
So, thanks for your concern about my skin, but I'm in pretty good shape. Thanks.


I'm going to have a drink. I'm famished...and parched.

Anyone else drinking?
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toss one of those little bottles over here...
 
psst...you know they got in trouble doing that in Colorado..hehe...oh wait...are we doctoring the icing or the batter? I'm down with a little roughage in the mix, but I believe I'll pass on the extra creamy frosting. :D
 
RubenesqueAphrodite said:
psst...you know they got in trouble doing that in Colorado..hehe...oh wait...are we doctoring the icing or the batter? I'm down with a little roughage in the mix, but I believe I'll pass on the extra creamy frosting. :D
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Even if the frosting is all natural and I make it myself? ;)

This thread woke up early today ...
 
Takes Tim to the side, and in a low and very Sultry voice says, "You aren't supposed to be in here without checking in with um,...you know.." *points in the direction of Dave's snoring down the hall*
"I'd be happy to check you myself for zombie bites, but I'm afraid we have what is known as a "Two-deep leadership policy." For our own protection, you know. If you want to hang out, check in with Dave when he wakes up.."
 
RubenesqueAphrodite said:
Takes Tim to the side, and in a low and very Sultry voice says, "You aren't supposed to be in here without checking in with um,...you know.." *points in the direction of Dave's snoring down the hall*
"I'd be happy to check you myself for zombie bites, but I'm afraid we have what is known as a "Two-deep leadership policy." For our own protection, you know. If you want to hang out, check in with Dave when he wakes up.."
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*Yells from the shower* Oooo is somebody in trouble?
 
RubenesqueAphrodite said:
Takes Tim to the side, and in a low and very Sultry voice says, "You aren't supposed to be in here without checking in with um,...you know.." *points in the direction of Dave's snoring down the hall*
"I'd be happy to check you myself for zombie bites, but I'm afraid we have what is known as a "Two-deep leadership policy." For our own protection, you know. If you want to hang out, check in with Dave when he wakes up.."
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If you check the logs, I was in here a long time ago. I can be a bit of a drifter, but I'm good with a gun and have helped out from time to time.

I think you were being paged for shampoo anyway ...
 
Callmetim said:
If you check the logs, I was in here a long time ago. I can be a bit of a drifter, but I'm good with a gun and have helped out from time to time.

I think you were being paged for shampoo anyway ...
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*Yells she's just being cautious*
 
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