Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

"My work here is done," I say as I pop a few blue M&Ms into my mouth.

I reach down and gently peel the duct tape off Dave's mouth and I offer him an M&M.

"Ok, are you going to behave and stay still while we wash you? Or ?"

 

[MaxSmith]

"My work here is done," I say as I pop a few blue M&Ms into my mouth.

I reach down and gently peel the duct tape off Dave's mouth and I offer him an M&M.

"Ok, are you going to behave and stay still while we wash you? Or ?"

I suppose we could just take him to the shower... it seems more efficient than a sponge bath.

 

[TongueLust]

"My work here is done," I say as I pop a few blue M&Ms into my mouth.

I reach down and gently peel the duct tape off Dave's mouth and I offer him an M&M.

"Ok, are you going to behave and stay still while we wash you? Or ?"

He has no choice.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I suppose we could just take him to the shower... it seems more efficient than a sponge bath.

He has no choice.

"Ok, girls, if we untape him to take him into the shower he might not be happy. Maybe we should leave him here for a bit and bathe him in the morning? I'm getting kind of sleepy anyway. I'll move my pillows and blankets in here to the floor and keep watch. Any of you is welcome to join me. Let me throw a blanket over Dave so he doesn't catch a cold."

 

[MaxSmith]

"Ok, girls, if we untape him to take him into the shower he might not be happy. Maybe we should leave him here for a bit and bathe him in the morning? I'm getting kind of sleepy anyway. I'll move my pillows and blankets in here to the floor and keep watch. Any of you is welcome to join me. Let me throw a blanket over Dave so he doesn't catch a cold."

Sounds like a plan. It is getting late here. We'll wash him in the morning. Maybe he'll be more cooperative then.

 

[TongueLust]

"Ok, girls, if we untape him to take him into the shower he might not be happy. Maybe we should leave him here for a bit and bathe him in the morning? I'm getting kind of sleepy anyway. I'll move my pillows and blankets in here to the floor and keep watch. Any of you is welcome to join me. Let me throw a blanket over Dave so he doesn't catch a cold."

Good idea, I'll place an extra pillow for him. Move over RA, goodnight everybody.

 

[MaxSmith]

Good idea, I'll place an extra pillow for him. Move over RA, goodnight everybody.

g'night y'all. Sleep well... and don't hog the covers!

 

[Ellafun]

Oh god, I can't wait until Dave reads this last page!

*runs like hell back to my room, giggling.....

 

[Chaingun]

Wakes up taped down.

WTF?

Oh... and I'm naked. Meh, that's normal.

Oh well...

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

*snoring on the floor*

 

[MaxSmith]

*snoring on the floor*

Pokes RA.... I think he's up... er, um.... awake.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Pokes RA.... I think he's up... er, um.... awake.

*stretch yawn*
Oh, Hi MaxSmith... how's the patient? Is he ready for the spongebath?

 

[MaxSmith]

*stretch yawn*
Oh, Hi MaxSmith... how's the patient? Is he ready for the spongebath?

I don't know for sure... He is being too calm about waking up taped to the bed naked.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I don't know for sure... He is being too calm about waking up taped to the bed naked.

Well, if that's the case, I'm going to leave him there til later. I need to get out a rustle up some grub for the imaginary little people in my altiverse....In the meantime, if y'all come up with something fun to do with him, go for it...I'm sure he won't mind

 

[WhipLuvr]

*pads into the room and sees Dave duct-taped to the bed like a bug in a spider's web*

You stink.

*holds a cup of Mountain Dew with a straw to his mouth*

Drink up, you'll need your strength later.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Whip...you sure you don't want to give me a hand with this? I mean, I'm qualified and all, but you may know more of which nooks and crannies are safe to suds up on the ol boy..

 

[MaxSmith]

Whip...you sure you don't want to give me a hand with this? I mean, I'm qualified and all, but you may know more of which nooks and crannies are safe to suds up on the ol boy..

I think I'll stand back and watch you ladies work... might be safer for the newbie in the compound that way. I'll play nurse and hand you what you need, though.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

seems to me that DAve might need some help

 

[MaxSmith]

Hey, RA, who's pulling the tape off?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

intruder alert intruder alert...lol.oh wait, it's just Justgoodcleanfun..
Well you're welcome to watch, but get to close and I'm duct taping you to the wall...

Why don't you stand over there...I need to take a shower.I'll fill up the bucket of water I'm going to use to bathe Dave with while I'm in there... Max, you want me to take the tape off?? Maybe we should wait for TL to get here...

Besides, if Dave is really hairy I may need to administer some anesthetic before ripping the tape..

"Dave, you want the booby smother? Or another choke hold? Or, you gonna man up and just let me pull it off?"

 

[MaxSmith]

intruder alert intruder alert...lol.oh wait, it's just Justgoodcleanfun..
Well you're welcome to watch, but get to close and I'm duct taping you to the wall...

Why don't you stand over there...I need to take a shower.I'll fill up the bucket of water I'm going to use to bathe Dave with while I'm in there... Max, you want me to take the tape off?? Maybe we should wait for TL to get here...

Besides, if Dave is really hairy I may need to administer some anesthetic before ripping the tape..

"Dave, you want the booby smother? Or another choke hold? Or, you gonna man up and just let me pull it off?"

I don't want to pull the tape off, maybe we should wait for TL!!! Maybe we need to just throw him in the tub and let it soak off a bit....

I vote for more Irish flu shots while he soaks.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I don't want to pull the tape off, maybe we should wait for TL!!! Maybe we need to just throw him in the tub and let it soak off a bit....

I vote for more Irish flu shots while he soaks.

Alright. I'm back with the soap water.. how about fetching those Irish shot for me, Max.... I may need them for what I'm about to do...

 

[Chaingun]

*pads into the room and sees Dave duct-taped to the bed like a bug in a spider's web*

You stink.

*holds a cup of Mountain Dew with a straw to his mouth*

Drink up, you'll need your strength later.

Mmmmm, my favorite!

*Watches as she walks out without releasing me.*

Doggone that girl.

 

[MaxSmith]

Alright. I'm back with the soap water.. how about fetching those Irish shot for me, Max.... I may need them for what I'm about to do...

Okay, RA... these are for you -- all of us about to have to take the tape off.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-u848aRtSM_s/UMb2PLn92yI/AAAAAAAAFI0/RxyM0QLKeSw/s400/little+whiskey+bottles+edit.jpg

I got Dave a get well bouquet... he might could use it.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dE4pXpHCUL0/UMbqKCxuq3I/AAAAAAAAFEM/0qJx2GHpF6s/s400/man+bouquet+finished+edit.jpg

 

[Chaingun]

Ladies, I'm quite tired of being tied up like this and I'm sure my head wound is fine by now; I heal quickly.

And luckily for me, I'm not hairy at all. I've got all my head hair, but little anywhere else. So please, someone take this off. I fee like I've missed an entire day in here by myself.

Please.