Why does Kyle hate me so?

[Lancecastor]

There's 2 of us. That I'm aware of. And we're awesome. Well, I'm awesome enough to lend him some awesome.

Doesn't Ish have ferrets?

 

[islandman]

If Iman isn't lactating, I'll pass, thanks.

Besides, dudes with ferrets are a bit wack...and there's a bunch of you on the GB...it's skeevy.

A bunch of ferrets is called a 'business'.

You don't want us giving you the business.

 

[Lancecastor]

A bunch of ferrets is called a 'business'.

You don't want us giving you the business.

I'm against all forms of pet rodents in the home.

 

[Byron In Exile]

God damn you're slow witted.

She's mocking the commentary by morcheeba/bipolar.

She keeps claiming we have a baby. Our baby is our ferrets.

We do not have a baby at this time.

But why do you discount the ferrets?

 

[islandman]

I'm against all forms of pet rodents in the home.

There's no shame in that.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Still no man love? What kind of thread is this?

This is, really, rather typical.

It is... somewhat a sad thread.

But we embrace it. It's what we do here.

 

[KyleW]

This is, really, rather typical.

It is... somewhat a sad thread.

But we embrace it. It's what we do here.

Were you hoping for man love?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Were you hoping for man love?

The only thing I hope for here is entertainment.

And somehow, it always happens.

 

[islandman]

The only thing I hope for here is entertainment.

And somehow, it always happens.

Would you be happier if our ferrets re-enacted an episode of 24?

 

[KyleW]

Would you be happier if our ferrets re-enacted an episode of 24?

As long as BooBoo gets to be jack.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Lit's. Psych. ward of course.

Dude... we're there.

Do you not even know where you are?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Would you be happier if our ferrets re-enacted an episode of 24?

That... would be fairly awesome.

Would I get to pick the episode?

 

[Byron In Exile]

When was I your nemesis?

Kyle's just intimidated by your huge breasts.

 

[Sean]

Doesn't Ish have ferrets?

No, he just looks like one.

 

[KyleW]

No, he just looks like one.

That was uncalled for. Apologize to the ferrets

 

[Byron In Exile]

Everyone likes Jinx and hates me. Life is unfair.

He's a scoundrel if he doesn't have ferrets. No one should lie about owning such adorable animals.

They are some cute little fuckers.

 

[Sean]

That was uncalled for. Apologize to the ferrets

Come to think of it, I've always said Shagly the Racist Paedophile looks like a weasel. Same family. Coincidence? I think not.

 

[KyleW]

Come to think of it, I've always said Shagly the Racist Paedophile looks like a weasel. Same family. Coincidence? I think not.

You're dead to me. You are no longer welcome to visit us.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Fuck. The Herd AND the Jets. You're a terrible human being.

Call SVP show and talk about the Eagles. Eh. Or Andy Reid.

I refuse to listen to the Herd. Only time I: hear that jackass is when I put the radio on in the car and it's 5 minutes from SVP/Russillo. Russillo > SVP

Alright, well, he's doing his best.

You really ought to stop being hateful to people that don't bear a grudge, you know?

 

[KyleW]

Alright, well, he's doing his best.

You really ought to stop being hateful to people that don't bear a grudge, you know?

I hate everyone. Unless they prove that I shouldn't hate them. It's a default setting.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Come to think of it, I've always said Shagly the Racist Paedophile looks like a weasel. Same family. Coincidence? I think not.

And yet, speaking of people who can bear a grudge for eternity... SeanH pops up.

Son of a bitch.

 

[islandman]

I think the word we're all looking for to define Kyle is 'curmudgeon'.

 

[Sean]

I think the word we're all looking for to define Kyle is 'curmudgeon'.

You got the first two letters right, anyway.

 

[Lorilei]

Were you hoping for man love?

I was.

 

[islandman]

You got the first two letters right, anyway.

'CU', as in copper?