How To Plagiarize Like A Pro.

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I operate a prose chop-shop. And when I come upon something interesting I snag it for disassembly and storage for future use. Like yesterday I was reading an old George V. Higgins novel and stumbled over some excellent porn. I towed it to the shop immediately.

I'm impressed with how Higgins depicted his characters thru action rather than narrative. The chapter opens with the female leaving work early for a rendevous with the boss. Her first stop is at a store where she steals several small items, then takes a taxi to the lovenest and gives the cab driver a show from the backseat. At the apartment she gets naked and stands on the balcony showcasing her charms for all the drivers on the expressway. When her boss arrives she undresses him and measures his dong for girth. Her husband is longer but doesnt thrill her so much. Maybe its the diameter. The husband prefers young guys, tho, and I expect TEX to now showup whining about how Higgins stole the young guys part from him.

Life's a bitch, TEX. (I stole that, btw).

 

[TxRad]

Yes, I'm here but not for the point you say.

Stealing small bits and pieces is not plagiarism.

Stealing a whole poem on the other hand is.

And that is what you did.

The end.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Yes, I'm here but not for the point you say.

Stealing small bits and pieces is not plagiarism.

Stealing a whole poem on the other hand is.

And that is what you did.

The end.

Whole means 100%, dimwit. Fessup youre envious that youre not as clever as me.

I wrote this back in junior high...In may of 1942 or maybe 43, we sailed with captain tuna the chicken of the sea, we didnt fight the bismarck, we didnt fight at all, we wuz boozin it up in Nassau drinkin gummint alkehol!

More plagiarism according to your standard. In fact MAD magazine would fail your test. Youre a pathetic old school ma'am.

 

[TxRad]

Tap dance all you want JBJ but stealing a poem is stealing a poem.

You didn't write it but you claimed it as your own.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Pathetic Old School ma'ams think that George Higgens wrote porn and that the porn was good enough to copy.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Tap dance all you want JBJ but stealing a poem is stealing a poem.

You didn't write it but you claimed it as your own.

You know I'm right. You find a kernal of corn in a horse turd and think you got a feast.

 

[Stella_Omega]

You know I'm right. You find a kernal of corn in a horse turd and think you got a feast.

That's a pretty good description of your general output, actually.

 

[JackLuis]

Jimmy, where is the 'bite sized bits' that you promised you were writing?

I guess you don't care the Pilot keeps pointing out that you don't publish, only privately plagiarize politely in your single wide?