Christmas / Holiday Confessions

[Scentofawoman]

ICT in about twenty years ago I worked as the General Manager at a local restaurant. There was a bartender there and we had been flirting since day one.

The first Christmas party was held at the clubhouse at my apartment complex. This bartender wore a little black dress that night and we ended up sneaking off to a back room in the clubhouse. She had a tiny little red thong I slipped to the side with my tongue.





Damn I knew it!

 

[TheLaughingGod]

ICT one of my favorite things to do this time of year is buy myself a thick candy cane ... that I .. um .... use for things other than what it was originally designed for

ICT it is the only good thing that comes from peppermint

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

When I was 24 I got a suprising blow job from a co-workers drunk girlfriend while he was in the other room handing out gag gifts...

 

[Edensgarden]

ICT I do not enjoy receiving holiday cards that contain "brag letters" in them. I don't care that Johnny lost three teeth this past year and that Honey Boo Boo now has her own television show.

 

[Aurelia_Malys]

ICT it is the only good thing that comes from peppermint

Peppermint is wonderful and amazing!!! Especially when combined with white chocolate!

 

[Edensgarden]

Peppermint is wonderful and amazing!!! Especially when combined with white chocolate!

Hmmm....sounds sticky sweet to me....

 

[Edensgarden]

ICT I love Elvis Christmas music.

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4678839398761266&pid=15.1

 

[Edensgarden]

When I was 24 I got a suprising blow job from a co-workers drunk girlfriend while he was in the other room handing out gag gifts...

Let's see here.....

He's handing out gag gifts,
You are gagging his drunk girlfriend,
Yet the gag is on him.

That makes me gaggle....I mean giggle.

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

Let's see here.....

He's handing out gag gifts,
You are gagging his drunk girlfriend,
Yet the gag is on him.

That makes me gaggle....I mean giggle.

LMAO glad to see the irony of it all did not escape you..

 

[NealJensen]

Let's see here.....

He's handing out gag gifts,
You are gagging his drunk girlfriend,
Yet the gag is on him.

That makes me gaggle....I mean giggle.

LOL Quoted for awesome.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

ICT I may spend more money for gifts and put more thought into gifts for my family than for my husbands and then site shipping costs as my reason why

 

[Edensgarden]

LMAO glad to see the irony of it all did not escape you..

It rarely does.

LOL Quoted for awesome.

Don't make me gag.....

 

[Matthew82]

ICT every Christmas I take time to explain to my kids how blessed they are and that many kids and families don't get presents and toys. Spend time on reflecting what's important and to be thankful for everything we have. Concentrate on the things that don't cost money and that they are the best gifts I've ever received.

 

[VanGogh66]

ICT I am taking back all gifts already bought and am going to be Scrooge this year.

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

ICT I'm probably gonna get another lump of coal this year...

 

[L8tnIt]

ICT I know I should get nothing but coal & firewood, but others won't allow it

 

[Sexyladykate]

ICT before going on stage to sing a solo in last year's Christmas Cantata, I snuck into the backroom at church and downed half of a bottle of communion wine so I wouldn't be nervous.

 

[flint9]

yes

ict that if my wife is not more naughty she is getting a lump of coal.

 

[Edensgarden]

ICT before going on stage to sing a solo in last year's Christmas Cantata, I snuck into the backroom at church and downed half of a bottle of communion wine so I wouldn't be nervous.

Love it!!! I probably would have done the same.


ICT I will be opening a Christmas gift early tonight.

 

[britfunk]

ICT for 3 years my ex girlfriend, regardless of her dating situation, gave me herself for Christmas every Christmas eve after I came home from church. Also ICT it redefined my idea of stocking stuffing.

 

[SJZ76]

ICT this is the first year EVER that I want to be somewhere else for Christmas Eve.

I also CT the earlier mention of candy canes used for something other than the intended use has piqued my interest...

 

[Edensgarden]

ICT the one non-materialistic thing I want for Christmas this year is something that I will probably never have again.

IACT it saddens me that it even has to be a Christmas wish in the first place.

 

[NaughtyRedSiren]

ICT my famous angle food cake that is always asked for, with the strawberry filling.... comes from the box sometimes (sometimes, time gets a little tight)

 

[mickyp123]

Love it!!! I probably would have done the same.


ICT I will be opening a Christmas gift early tonight.

Shilent Night......hic...holy night....

followed by We Three Kinks....

 

[Edensgarden]

ICT I have a stack of Christmas cards sitting next to me that I need to address. I haven't been able to stay off of lit long enough today to get them done.